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Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs: RIP, Randy Jackson.
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Kicking Motherhood's Ass Since 1999. Want Random Ninja in your inbox? Saturday, February 18, 2012. RIP, Randy Jackson. And so it begins. Two weeks ago I told you we were getting fish. I really thought we'd lose Darryl first. I figured that one of them would wander too far from the other and die from separation anxiety. I was wrong. All three are still swimming. I don't want you contaminating my tank, Dawg.". So touching. *tear*). Makes note on Death Toll Clipboard*. 2/18/12 RIP, Randy Jackson. Haha Hoar&...
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Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs: I love Soylent Green because I love people!
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Kicking Motherhood's Ass Since 1999. Want Random Ninja in your inbox? Monday, April 9, 2012. I love Soylent Green because I love people! Not many people choose cannibalism as a kitchen theme. It wasn't always this way. When we first moved into this house, "apples" was my theme. That's it. Just "apples". Plain, boring, non-threatening.apples. But they were everywhere! I even painted them on the cabinets. The apple theme was going full-throttle. Before any of these people inhabited my uterus. Eventually, I...
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Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs: Do you remember your first kiss?
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Kicking Motherhood's Ass Since 1999. Want Random Ninja in your inbox? Monday, August 25, 2014. Do you remember your first kiss? I realize in hindsight that his parents and/or older brothers might have attended his games and, given the age of the pine and the height of the smoochers, it's possible they saw the whole thing from the bleachers. I would have been mortified. What's the story of your first kiss? Spammers, get bent. All others, thank you so much for your comments! Some Other Stuff I Wrote. Latel...
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Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs: Pictures From Hell - A Holiday Photo
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Kicking Motherhood's Ass Since 1999. Want Random Ninja in your inbox? Monday, December 6, 2010. Pictures From Hell - A Holiday Photo. Clark W. Grizwold. I wanted to take a nice picture of my kids for a holiday card. That's all. I didn't want to chisel their likeness into stone. I didn't want them to sit and pose while I painted a reproduction of the Nativity. A sweet photograph of my offspring grinning merrily at the camera was all I was looking for. Sam: "CHEESE." *click*. Go away, John! 1,2, *click*.
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Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs: August 2014
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Kicking Motherhood's Ass Since 1999. Want Random Ninja in your inbox? Monday, August 25, 2014. Do you remember your first kiss? I realize in hindsight that his parents and/or older brothers might have attended his games and, given the age of the pine and the height of the smoochers, it's possible they saw the whole thing from the bleachers. I would have been mortified. What's the story of your first kiss? Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE TO RANDOM NINJA! Lately, Ive...
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Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs: Discordant Notes
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Kicking Motherhood's Ass Since 1999. Want Random Ninja in your inbox? This is the Page of Many Statuses. Enjoy it.). I've come to the conclusion that all of Disney's princess movies do not appeal to young girls' desires to marry into royalty, but rather to one day have singing housewares and animal friends. I'm feeling really lucky after breaking a knife in two trying to fold it with the tombstone pizza cardboard. I can just see the headline: Frozen Pizza Kills. Is the song Tainted Love about anal sex?
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Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs: Dear Allie Brosh, I'm going to steal your readers...
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Kicking Motherhood's Ass Since 1999. Want Random Ninja in your inbox? Saturday, June 30, 2012. Dear Allie Brosh, I'm going to steal your readers. Ever since I wrote this entry. Inquiring as to the whereabouts of my very most favoritest writer/cartoonist, I've gotten a lot (Alot) of traffic on that post. People are searching it multiple times a day and landing on that page. They're not looking for me, Allie. They're looking for you and FINDING me. It may seem cheap, but you know what? Allie allie oxen free.
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Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs: Are you SURE that's a vagina?
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Kicking Motherhood's Ass Since 1999. Want Random Ninja in your inbox? Tuesday, April 17, 2012. Are you SURE that's a vagina? For those of you who are teaching your kids the generic "girls have a vagina" lesson, you ARE teaching them that the proper term for the entire outer package is vulva and not vagina, right? I mean, you know that the words are not synonymous, don't you? Just in case, let me give you a quick anatomy lesson. Vagina and vulva are not. You know what this post needs? Yes, there is a diff...
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Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs: February 2014
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Kicking Motherhood's Ass Since 1999. Want Random Ninja in your inbox? Monday, February 24, 2014. On Sunday, I took a picture of the Centennial bridge. What's that black thing up in that tree? Wow, it's an eagle! Maybe he didn't hear me. Links to this post. Saturday, February 15, 2014. Mine and Yours: Leashed pets make us all better neighbors. (Alternate title "To Boldly Go"). Our city's leash laws are in effect to protect both our dogs and us. Not pull your already low-hanging pants down the rest of the ...