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lemming fodder: March 2005
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Wednesday, March 30, 2005. TV Is My Crack. I am the TV. You are my friend. Posted by JR @ 4:45 PM. Thursday, March 24, 2005. Is That A Wocket In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? I think that they make antibiotics for this. The other night at the bar (why is it that so many of the good stories start off this way? What does one say to that? Really, I want to know. Suggestions are welcome. I opted to go with, "Actually, its a sock.". Screen goes blurry.here it comes.FLASHBACK! Coffee Experiment ...
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lemming fodder: August 2005
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Wednesday, August 31, 2005. Look over there, nothing to see here. If the posts dry up, check back later. They will pick up again. Posted by JR @ 7:05 PM. Tuesday, August 30, 2005. I will be adding to this post over the next day or two as more pics come in. This may be why I love this bar. Also, note the brass monkey in my hand. Got a lot of birthday kisses. Too many birthday kisses. This is early in the night. Note the tequila pigs on the bar.they will be the subject of a later post. Deaf, Dumb and Mute.
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lemming fodder: February 2005
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Monday, February 28, 2005. This is either a mugwump OR me after drinking a "seven sees". Posted by JR @ 2:28 PM. The bartenders and the managers of Bradley's Saloon in WPB are evil. This is not exaggeration, I think the manager, David, might actually be Lucifer. The other night I showed up to have two beers with a friend and I explicitly told the bartender, "I am just having two beers; I have to wake up tomorrow." I was just there to be social. Posted by JR @ 2:23 PM. Posted by JR @ 6:41 AM. Turning Japa...
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lemming fodder: October 2005
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Friday, October 21, 2005. Turning Japanese Remix.thats not me. Posted by JR @ 9:58 PM. Monday, October 17, 2005. Looks like I am heading back to CT on Tuednesday. Im not sure if it will be the first or the second part of Tuednesday yet but it will definitely be on Tuednesday. The funny thing is, I am an auditory idiot. You wouldn't think that I would be such a parrot. If anything, I should be resistant to such things. Well, enough introspection. Its time to fucking go. Posted by JR @ 10:35 AM. So, in lie...
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Hall of the Monkey King: June 2005
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Wednesday, June 29, 2005. Part 2- An introduction. This is where it began but like the vagabonds that made up it's being, it moved constantly. When I knew where it was, I followed it. I was a part of it. It was a part of me. Like a viral dream it still lingers in my essence holding me back, keeping me from becoming one with the masses, from becoming just like everyone else. Eventually the older of the two brothers grabbed a few belongings and raced his GTO across the country until the engine fell out....
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Up the creek without a platypus: On Fakes, Faking and Toast
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Up the creek without a platypus. Wednesday, October 03, 2007. On Fakes, Faking and Toast. Who can spot a fake? But, I can. And, maybe you can too. I can spot a fake smile, a fake nod of approval, a fake boob job, a fake prosthetic limb (in the nude), a fake offer to help excavate dog doo from my shoe sole, a fake claim of rational non-fallacy, and a fake Virgin Mary outline on a piece of toast, given the right lighting conditions. After all, this is the age of faking… we have to be prepared. About The Vi...
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Up the creek without a platypus: January 2005
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Up the creek without a platypus. Saturday, January 29, 2005. NOW, of course, I know that the Coriolis Effect (though powerful enough to influence weather patterns and thought-experimental-long-distance-flying cannonball performers) cannot shake hands with something so small as my bathroom sink. (here's some fun reading on that:. 8220;Sweet home A la. A where the skies are. Can anyone in the southern hemisphere back me up? Friday, January 28, 2005. How many pairs of slippers did YOU offer someone today?
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Foot In The Mouth: May 2008
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Saturday, May 10, 2008. There’s a rather disturbing trend emerging in the literary world today. Rather disturbing, more so because I’m not yet part of it. That’s right, sex blogging. Blogs devoted to sex. They could be fantasies. Or (alleged) real-life sexual escapades. Or both. What’s happening is, these sites are drawing a huge number of visitors – in the millions even! So, I reckon that if I want to get a publishing deal before even writing a page, I should just write a sex blog. Either you’re a...
