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Pass The Zoloft: December 2007
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Sunday, December 30, 2007. Okay, the game is called Elefanten. But my kids call it Fluff a Lump. And based on how crappy it's made, I call it Ele-Fuck-Em. I know this is vulgar. My New Year's resolution is not to curse. I have a BS in English, for fxx's sake. But I'm also fed up with the BS of these toys that charge us out the wazoo and don't work. Lucky for me, not even the toy industry can get me down. Why? Because here's my 2008 attitude: Be happy for what I have, not what I don't. More of my writing ...
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melz world: September 2010
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Bringing the funk, and putting some stank on it. Saturday, September 04, 2010. I may as well blog. Y'all, if I had known how much cleaning was going to be involved with the aftermath of a handful of rodents, I probably would have just left everything and moved. Yeah, there's a difference. Sure, I like my home to be clean. Who doesn't? I'm just being real, y'all. So, back to my current situation. Jason has spent the last few days taking everything out of the cabinets, inspecting for evidence of mice, and ...
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melz world: Kroger Shakedown! (And other things...)
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Bringing the funk, and putting some stank on it. Tuesday, May 10, 2011. And other things.). Well, Gentle Reader, let me just say that it's good to be back in the land of the blogging. But this week, I hit it HARD, and my normal $30-$40 range went all the way up slightly past $50 in response. I also went to Kroger twice, because after my original trip on Sunday we stopped by two stores to find Anna Marie a replacement nunchuck for her Wii and I couldn't get any refrigerated stuff. WHO PAYS THAT FOR COFFEE?
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melz world: Kroger Shakedown (and BIG news!)
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Bringing the funk, and putting some stank on it. Saturday, June 11, 2011. Kroger Shakedown (and BIG news! That’s what I call smart shopping! Here’s my rundown for the week:. 319 lbs. bananas. 1 double-roll 12 pack of Quilted Northern bath tissue ($2.99! 1 bottle Wishbone dressing. 1 package Strawberry Newtons. 5 Michalina’s frozen dinners (68 cents each! 1 package of Bic Soleil disposable razors. 1 bottle KC Masterpiece BBQ sauce. Total before coupons/savings: $34.95. Total savings: $18.07 (54%). The din...
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melz world: August 2010
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Bringing the funk, and putting some stank on it. Monday, August 30, 2010. Sorry for the lack of a picture, folks. It goes against everything in my newspaper page designing background not to have one, but seriously - I'm pretty sure we don't need to see some deceased rodents up in here.). When last we met, Jason was trying to figure out a way to out-fox a wily mouse. Turns out, he was trying to out-fox wily mice. PLURAL. As in, there has been more than one varmint roaming around my kitchen. So tonight, we...
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melz world: A book review! And a giveaway! Huzzah!
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Bringing the funk, and putting some stank on it. Friday, June 10, 2011. Well, howdy-do. I’ve been on a blogging hiatus as things have gotten a bit hectic in Melz World lately, but I come to bring you good news of great joy: I’m back, and this time with a book review (and a giveaway! A couple of months ago, I was asked to review the book First Time Dad. By John Fuller. What, you say? You’re not a dad, and your kid is almost a decade old? Fuller is a father of six (! Children, some of whom have already lef...
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melz world: May 2011
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Bringing the funk, and putting some stank on it. Thursday, May 19, 2011. Yeah, you read that right. Not tales. As in, one of my dogs, right now, is carting around the back shell and tail of an armadillo in his mouth,. And it's creeping me OUT. It all started Tuesday, when I posted to Facebook that "any day without a dead possum in the yard is a good day." Because, yes, we've had a spate of those. Thanks in part to our wonderful canine companions. Once again, we tried to dispose of it. But that's another ...
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melz world: December 2010
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Bringing the funk, and putting some stank on it. Tuesday, December 07, 2010. 8230;which shall be to ALL people…". Hope That's a funny word, isn't it? In our language, at least, we use it a lot:. I HOPE it doesn't rain on Saturday…". I HOPE I get this job…". And especially at this time of year). I HOPE these pants still fit…". But…there is another meaning. And I think it's more than appropriate at this time of year to remember it. A person or thing that might help to save someone.". The single mom, who is...
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melz world: Armadillo Tails
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Bringing the funk, and putting some stank on it. Thursday, May 19, 2011. Yeah, you read that right. Not tales. As in, one of my dogs, right now, is carting around the back shell and tail of an armadillo in his mouth,. And it's creeping me OUT. It all started Tuesday, when I posted to Facebook that "any day without a dead possum in the yard is a good day." Because, yes, we've had a spate of those. Thanks in part to our wonderful canine companions. Once again, we tried to dispose of it. But that's another ...
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melz world: Thankfully...
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Bringing the funk, and putting some stank on it. Wednesday, June 22, 2011. As many times as I've found myself stranded on the side of the road, I really should have a tag just for those posts. Or maybe, a whole blog dedicated to them. Something along the lines of “Unexpected pit stops on the highway of life.”. Yesterday morning, I was driving to work with Anna Marie in tow, and as I got to the last exit in our county my car started making a horrible, very bad, no good noise. Judging by prior experience, ...