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Eulogy for my Dad. Life, Minutiae, Toys, Irrational Phobias, Peeves, Fiber. Winter Is Coming Like A Football To The Face. Spoilers for Game of Thrones! The theme to HBO’s Game of Thrones is one of the best instrumental TV themes ever, especially when paired with the stunning interactive ever-changing map of Westeros in the beginning credits sequence. The theme was constantly going through my head last night after the season finale, making for some very [.]. Comic Books and Strips. All Me Me Me.
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Eulogy for my Dad. Life, Minutiae, Toys, Irrational Phobias, Peeves, Fiber. Winter Is Coming Like A Football To The Face. June 20, 2011 at 11:07 am 1 Comment. Spoilers for Game of Thrones! Is one of the best instrumental TV themes ever, especially when paired with the stunning interactive ever-changing map of Westeros in the beginning credits sequence. The theme was constantly going through my head last night after the season finale, making for some very weird dreams. Most classic TV themes have words.
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Eulogy for my Dad. Life, Minutiae, Toys, Irrational Phobias, Peeves, Fiber. January 29, 2010 at 6:29 pm 5 Comments. Won’t It Be Strange. Performed by Art In America. Words and Music by Chris Flynn. I needed to see you. I needed to fall. I need to feel all of you. I can’t wait for the Masters and Johnson’s call. Do you think will hear me? Well you just might not heel. But darling I just need to know. Is it your love that I’d feel? Won’t it be strange,. When the world brings us bondage and pain? It sure se...
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Pocketless Pants: 09.2010
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My brain is a minefield, be careful! UVA Hospital: Day Six. Day Six was my last substantive day in the hospital. I made it through the night and was granted permission to sleep after the doctors made their morning rounds. I pulled up my blanket, closed my eyes and felt a refreshing darkness begin to pass across me when someone gently touched my shoulder. I opened my eyes and. It was my sister! The nasty thing got removed and a new one placed in my forearm (pile on the nausea). She has it much worse than ...
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Pocketless Pants: 01.2009
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My brain is a minefield, be careful! Metro central and the anti-coal brigade. Neutral as I feel towards coal, I have to admit its an effective ad campaign. Not only do the fantasy creatures get your attention, but the tag line is good, and they just so happen to have plastered Metro Central right at inaugeration time. When Metro is expecting "crush numbers" of people to pass through. When you google that catch phrase, you get two sponsored ads at the top:. 8220;Clean” coal. America’s Energy Future".
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Pocketless Pants: 11.2009
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My brain is a minefield, be careful! UVA Hospital: Day Five. On Day Five in the hospital, I managed to stay up all night. This meant that I had two nights in a row of sleep deprivation. It was excruciating! Was I being a a bitch? I'm a nice and considerate person in general but come on! Being in the hospital was not easy, and by that point in the stay, I had lost the inclination to be a doormat when the offender was a disgusting, selfish, unclean, mean, inconsiderate, festering blob of a person. Worst pa...
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Pocketless Pants: 10.2010
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My brain is a minefield, be careful! WHY ARE YOU YELLING? We have a little cafe on the lobby floor of my eleven story office building. It is totally unremarkable and I frequent it only on busy days when I require sustenance, snub the canned goods lurking under my desk, and am too busy to leave the premises. Last week I ran downstairs for a quick orange mango juice. MS GRASPY: "I don't know how much it is.". MS BLOCKY: "Do you know how much it is? MS GRASPY: "Its a bottle of water.". HOW MUCH IS THIS?
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Pocketless Pants: 02.2009
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My brain is a minefield, be careful! You cannot resist the kitteh belly! Yes, I will admit it. Looking at lolcats makes me happy. I mean, seriously, how can this picture not make you smile? Dr Quinn, open heart surgeon. Is this "The Shining," crazy lady style? It turns out that this is a hapless attempt to hock Valentine's jewelry with some sort of fundraising thingum on the side. But, could this commercial be more poorly done? Did anyone else get the oogies from this? Next I pulled out the backlog of "T...
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Pocketless Pants: 11.2008
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My brain is a minefield, be careful! Talking as a form of social domination. One of the greatest mysteries of the second x chromosome is the fact that it gives so many women the ability to talk nonstop and suppresses any sense of courtesy while their lips are moving. I guess there is some chance that this behavior is achieved through environmental instead of genetic influences. However, the net result is the same regardless of the source. For me, this means that I find one more reason to stick to myself ...
