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Mr and Mrs Boring and The Scratch and Sniff | The Adventures of Mr and Mrs Boring
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The Adventures of Mr and Mrs Boring. Mr and Mrs Boring and The Day After. Mr and Mrs Boring and the Bird Man ». Mr and Mrs Boring and The Scratch and Sniff. February 12, 2014. 8221; the voice trailing off. 8220;Not now.”. 8220;Have you seen my keys. i don’t know where i left my keys. have you seen my keys? 8220;yes, Love.”. 8220;and my purse…oh for the love of Frank…WHERE DID I PUT MY PURSE? She pursed her lips. she puckered perfectly. 8220;Honey Bun Sugar Plum? Where did I put my keys? We have to go now!
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Mr and Mrs Boring and The Day After | The Adventures of Mr and Mrs Boring
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The Adventures of Mr and Mrs Boring. Mr and Mrs Boring and The Tangled Tango. Mr and Mrs Boring and The Scratch and Sniff ». Mr and Mrs Boring and The Day After. January 30, 2014. Mr Boring sat as quiet as the morning sparrow outside his window, flicking his head to one side, peering from behind the newspaper, then sliding back a few inches from the fold-crease. He ruffled the paper. She plodded out of the kitchen into the half bath and closed the door. a toilet seat slammed down. He flung the paper.
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January | 2014 | The Adventures of Mr and Mrs Boring
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The Adventures of Mr and Mrs Boring. Monthly Archives: January 2014. Mr and Mrs Boring and The Day After. Mr Boring sat as quiet as the morning sparrow outside his window, flicking his head to one side, peering from behind the newspaper, then sliding back a few inches from the fold-crease. She sighed. an oh so terrible sigh, quotation marks and all. she twisted her way to the toaster, grabbing the attentive toast from the holder, buttering them with another sigh. He ruffled the paper. He flung the paper.
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March | 2014 | The Adventures of Mr and Mrs Boring
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The Adventures of Mr and Mrs Boring. Monthly Archives: March 2014. Mr and Mrs Boring and the Bird Man. For, although he was a little man, the Bird Man of Cherry Street was the spitting image of Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau. An unlikely celebrity, Mister Jones, spent his childhood in miserable obscurity. But now, he could not go out into public without men, women, children, and their grandparents asking for autographs. 8220;Hi. Are you looking for someone? 8220;I mean- Inspector Clouseau.”. When he...
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Mr and Mrs Boring and The Tangled Tango | The Adventures of Mr and Mrs Boring
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The Adventures of Mr and Mrs Boring. Mr and Mrs Boring and The Unhappy Pants. Mr and Mrs Boring and The Day After ». Mr and Mrs Boring and The Tangled Tango. January 19, 2014. Many a lazy afternoon, the hard-working man drove into a new neighborhood, following the Rainbow Vacuum Missionary Van, in an effort to sweep as many ladies off their feet as possible. He would park a few doors down from the van, head the other direction across the street, and attack “the other side.”. 8220;Yes, just glide it along...
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August | 2014 | The Adventures of Mr and Mrs Boring
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The Adventures of Mr and Mrs Boring. Monthly Archives: August 2014. Mr and Mrs Boring and Nun of That. She sharpened her pencil…until it filed down to a mere nub. but she was not there; she was watching a movie in her head…remembering the early days when she would walk with her father, hand in hand- her wee little one in his- down along the strand….in the days before America. before she lost him. and he lost her. The ruddy cheeked boy in row 4 raised a hand and the girls around him giggled. The ruddy-fac...
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February | 2014 | The Adventures of Mr and Mrs Boring
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The Adventures of Mr and Mrs Boring. Monthly Archives: February 2014. Mr and Mrs Boring and The Scratch and Sniff. He had an idea, this Mr Boring. not just any idea. the idea. it would make millions. his face would be on city buses. on building ads in Times Square. on Taxi cabs. on ads in ShopMart, PathMark, Dollar Tree, and the A and P. right by the bananas. right by the imodium. right when you need it…. 8221; the voice trailing off. 8220;Not now.”. 8220;yes, Love.”. 8220;Honey Bun Sugar Plum? He shifte...
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Mr and Mrs Boring and The Tangled Tango | The Adventures of Mr and Mrs Boring
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The Adventures of Mr and Mrs Boring. Mr and Mrs Boring and The Unhappy Pants. Mr and Mrs Boring and The Day After ». Mr and Mrs Boring and The Tangled Tango. January 19, 2014. Many a lazy afternoon, the hard-working man drove into a new neighborhood, following the Rainbow Vacuum Missionary Van, in an effort to sweep as many ladies off their feet as possible. He would park a few doors down from the van, head the other direction across the street, and attack “the other side.”. 8220;Yes, just glide it along...
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Mr and Mrs Boring Go For Therapy | The Adventures of Mr and Mrs Boring
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The Adventures of Mr and Mrs Boring. Mr and Mrs Boring and the edge of the couch ». Mr and Mrs Boring Go For Therapy. December 18, 2013. Well, not really…you see Mr Boring, working late and coming home well after five o’clock, did not notice that his little lark, Mrs Boring, had slipped into a communication coma. The treasure of his dreams sputtered five little words at the breakfast counter, and he had noticed…and I stress this…he had noticed…she seemed irritated…. Mr Awkward did have his moments. S...