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www.sn0tty.com: The Story of My Life
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Jan 30, 2009. The Story of My Life. The only difference on my chart would be a combined button of Bed and Ice Cream. Posted by Snotty McSnotterson. Yeah dude, thank god you're a man. January 30, 2009. Mine would have a few more love triangles. January 30, 2009. My chart would have way more cats and less babies. January 30, 2009. January 30, 2009. Tamara: well, I have to be part-man. I'm certainly not 100% Girl. Bleh. January 30, 2009. January 30, 2009. January 30, 2009. January 30, 2009. January 31, 2009.
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www.sn0tty.com: Closets & Promises
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Jan 18, 2009. Photo: This is the shoe section of Mariah Carey's gratuitous closet; I can only imagine how many rooms she has for her teeny-tiny whoreshorts and her itsy-bitsy hookertops. This is not the closet of my dreams, but at least it's organized (BY HER STAFF). And how God is dead and expect a key to the city." I had to agree. That was probably one of the most insightful things he's ever said, but even so: negro. From now on- instead of sounding like an uneducated honky with no working teeth. Is my...
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There's No Place Like Home: November 2008
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There's No Place Like Home. Even Kitty gets a treat, albeit a (tiny) human skeleton. Recuperating from the foodfest. Giving thanks to our beverages. Celebrating the Esq's 1930's-Themed Bday Party. More party madness can be seen on Sn0tty's Photo Blog. Apt #5 (Sara Rose, friend). Apartment Building Pumpkins, Pt. 2. Scenes from a Halloween party. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). WE ARE THE PEOPLE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD. Ravenna, Washington, United States. View my complete profile. Snotty McSnotterson and the Esq.
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www.sn0tty.com: The Curious Case of Crappy Movies
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Jan 1, 2009. The Curious Case of Crappy Movies. We just watched The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Correction: we just watched the first 32 minutes. Of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Cynics said this movie was smarmy and contrived, another vanity project for Brad Pitt; some went so far to say it was poorly written, badly acted, and laughingly predictable. Those cynics? The Esq explains: "If Forrest Gump pooped. That is what this movie would be.". Now we're off to try the movie, Choke. January 02,...
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www.sn0tty.com: Eight Years & All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt/War/Recession/Secret Muslim in Office
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Jan 22, 2009. Eight Years and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt/War/Recession/Secret Muslim in Office. I'm glad I missed the speech: it was easier for me to read first, then watch. I have enjoyed Jon Favreau's. My ten-year old would have understood some of it, had he been remotely interested; on Election Day, when I asked him what he thought of Obama being the President-Elect, he rolled his eyes as hard as possible and said in a very put-upon voice, "HE'S BLACK. No blood for oil! HER (points to KJ). KJ: H...
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www.sn0tty.com: The Science of Sweet
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Jan 30, 2009. The Science of Sweet. This is a horror story. Helvetica is fine, if a bit pedantic, but every Arial font drives me totally insane; the same goes for the Lucida family, Verdana, Comic Sans, and Franklin Gothic Medium. As fonts go, they're worthless: too boring, overused, or way too narrow. I'm a fan of Garamond for professional work, Century Gothic for kids, Bookman Old Style for letter-writing, and Trebuchet for this blog. So the Esq, who did most of the work (as a former Science Fair compe...
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www.sn0tty.com: Back in the Space-Traveling Saddle Again
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Sep 9, 2008. Back in the Space-Traveling Saddle Again. What's a prime number? This godforsaken question was asked of me on my first day back at tutoring for. Although the little girl was ten, adorable. And very intent on learning, I wanted to say DAMN BITCH WHY YOU GOTTA BE ALL UP IN MY GRILL. I came here to volunteer and make a difference in my community, not teach you about imaginary made-up numbers! Isn't that what volunteering is all about? Prime number, prime number. FUCK. Is this even feasible?
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www.sn0tty.com: "World Peace."
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Jan 25, 2009. Miss America 2009 was on a couple of nights ago; we stopped to watch a couple of the girls do their 'thing', whatever that entailed. None of them impressed me (I say that like any of them ever have), and during the Evening Gown competition - also known as THE GLITTERY TRAIN TO NOWHERE - one fun-lovin' contestant said something like:. Snotty: Oh my GOD. Esq: Yes, Miss America should be more OOZING. Esq: That's the best word you could come up with? How about you VOMIT. Was it too hot? January...
