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Wit and Humour from the Flatlands: May 2014
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Wit and Humour from the Flatlands. A tranquil lagoon to share funny stuff. Monday, May 26, 2014. Things to do on a long weekend. Go to the splash park! Try out your Partout skills at the mall! Give the kids an authentic space training ride! Dance with your kids! Learn to break dance! Posted by Ken Budd. Tuesday, May 13, 2014. Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.'. I now h...
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Wit and Humour from the Flatlands: June 2014
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Wit and Humour from the Flatlands. A tranquil lagoon to share funny stuff. Wednesday, June 18, 2014. It's important to have priorities in life - Photos. Posted by Ken Budd. It's important to have priorities in life. It's important to have priorities in life. As I have grown older:. I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,. But pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore…. A friend of mine was wearing one. When he was shot by the woman’s husband. The Dark Si...
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Wit and Humour from the Flatlands: November 2014
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Wit and Humour from the Flatlands. A tranquil lagoon to share funny stuff. Friday, November 7, 2014. TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile? TEACHER: No, that's wrong. GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. I Love this child). TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? TEACHER: H...
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Wit and Humour from the Flatlands: February 2014
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Wit and Humour from the Flatlands. A tranquil lagoon to share funny stuff. Sunday, February 9, 2014. Came close to a Rhob Gilbert breakdown in Greggs yesterday when I asked for 4 jam donuts. She gave me 3 in a packet marked £1 and said the 4th one would cost 45p extra! Why, is it that? Is it some sort of extrovert Che Guevara, rebellious adventurer donut that will not be constrained or bound by modern day restrictions on its confectionery freedoms? I stopped myself. 'Great! I had also bought an apple pie...
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Wit and Humour from the Flatlands: October 2014
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Wit and Humour from the Flatlands. A tranquil lagoon to share funny stuff. Tuesday, October 7, 2014. Glorious Insults as an Art Form - Quotations. These glorious insults use words from an era prior to the English language becoming what it has become today :. He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr. He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill. I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow. I've just learned...
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Wit and Humour from the Flatlands: Things Kids say!
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Wit and Humour from the Flatlands. A tranquil lagoon to share funny stuff. Thursday, January 29, 2015. 1 A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it. How do you know that the cat was dead? She asked her pupil. Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered the child. The teacher exclaimed in surprise. You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it. 2 A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later.'Da-ad.'. I told you NO! 5 It was that ti...
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Wit and Humour from the Flatlands: Glorious Insults as an Art Form - Quotations
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Wit and Humour from the Flatlands. A tranquil lagoon to share funny stuff. Tuesday, October 7, 2014. Glorious Insults as an Art Form - Quotations. These glorious insults use words from an era prior to the English language becoming what it has become today :. He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr. He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill. I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow. I've just learned...
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Wit and Humour from the Flatlands: A Delicate Corporate Affair
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Wit and Humour from the Flatlands. A tranquil lagoon to share funny stuff. Monday, September 29, 2014. A Delicate Corporate Affair. All of the ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the company were called into the chairman's office one by one until only Bob, the junior member, was left sitting outside. Finally it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the ten other directors seated around a table. He was invited to join them, which he did. 8221; Bob replied.
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