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ifuckchickens: Asphalt Eating Bacteria
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Monday, September 27, 2004. C'mon weenie mad scientist, bring it on! It can't be that difficult, bring it! Engineer that shit and let it loose! I won't tell a soul. Promise. You need some street-cred, eh weenie mad scientist? Oops, sorry. Poor choice of words. Just bring the shit. Posted by Flaming Cartwheel of Death @ 8:28 PM. Flaming Cartwheel of Death. View my complete profile. IRS: POTS LIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER! ASHCROFT DECLARES BILL OF RIGHTS FORGERY ALSO. Dont Make Me Put This Dog Down.
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ifuckchickens: St. Helen's' Voting Pigeon
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Monday, October 04, 2004. ST HELEN'S' VOTING PIGEON! Fuck hawks, fuck doves, I'm voting goddamn Pigeon. We will eat all your corpses and your corpses corpses." Said the mountain. When asked if the mountain was implying that it voting Libertarian, it would not respond. Onlookers agreed that there was no way to interpret the cloud as anthing but a pigeon. Not hawk, not dove. Pigeon. Posted by Flaming Cartwheel of Death @ 10:38 AM. At March 15, 2005 at 7:12 AM. Flaming Cartwheel of Death.
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ifuckchickens: ASHCROFT DECLARES BILL OF RIGHTS FORGERY ALSO
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Friday, September 24, 2004. ASHCROFT DECLARES BILL OF RIGHTS FORGERY ALSO. John Ashcroft came forward today with conclusive evidence that the Bill of Rights was a forgery. "No American has ever been able to write that pretty with a dang feather: it was a china-man. And that's treason. End of story.". Most scholars agree that the other seventeen amendments are pretty much down the toilet as well. Grab your ankles America, I'm striking the sodomy laws.". Posted by Flaming Cartwheel of Death @ 1:27 PM.
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ifuckchickens: Clerk Busted Selling Liquor to Minor Demon
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Wednesday, September 29, 2004. CLERK BUSTED FOR SELLING LIQUOR TO A MINOR DEMON. Minor demons' cocks still have barbs on them," said Officer Whoopsie, everybody's favorite cop. The LAST thing I need is more demons with something to prove, running around with LOWERED INHIBITIONS and big ol' barbs on their cocks! When questioned, the Clerk responded "It didn't smell fishy to me.". Posted by Flaming Cartwheel of Death @ 6:28 PM. At December 10, 2004 at 7:16 PM. Well of COURSE it don't smell fishy! Using Xru...
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ifuckchickens: A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO MY SUICIDE BOMBING
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Thursday, September 23, 2004. A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO MY SUICIDE BOMBING (SATIRE, protected by amndt #1). So I'm driving and the Koran audio book is skipping badly; seemingly spitting out the word 'WHORE! Over and over. But I know Allah is in charge, just like he is of all my whitey friends who talked to me about foolish Zen. They are depressed. They like to take drugs and be mindful. I was on my way to commit suicide, you know what I mean? Posted by Flaming Cartwheel of Death @ 9:48 PM.
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ifuckchickens: Corner of Fuckered and Irreparably Fucked
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Tuesday, September 28, 2004. CORNER OF FUCKERED AND IRREPARABLY FUCKED. The United States has been jailed on charges of vagrancy for lingering too long on the corners of Fuckered and Irreparably Fucked. "I swear we are just about move down Irreparably Fucked.", said the majority of voting-age non-incarcerated U.S. citizens. Officer Whoopsie, everybody's favorite cop, said "Fuck 'em. I'm tired of watching 'em bicker. Let 'em eat their young." And it was good. Posted by Flaming Cartwheel of Death @ 5:01 PM.
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ifuckchickens: Post Mortem Depression
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Thursday, September 23, 2004. I thought things would be different. I mean, crossing over and becoming a being of light among the clouds, I just figured that I'd be happy or at least feel. I still don't know what I want to do; and all the other beings of light don't seem to want to be my friends. I really don't feel like doing anything.". Grab a fucking beetle shell, child; and try again. As above, so below. Posted by Flaming Cartwheel of Death @ 9:29 PM. At May 15, 2006 at 1:34 AM. FEZ-BOY GETS A LASER.
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ifuckchickens: Sex Swing Vote
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Tuesday, September 28, 2004. I'm too lazy to get into bed to fuck. And I vote. Thanks tho for the money for the tickets to Thailand. What? Fuck, I donno. I'm still kinda scarred from my first swinging vote experience in the booth in '00 with that Buchanan dude. Posted by Flaming Cartwheel of Death @ 9:26 PM. Flaming Cartwheel of Death. View my complete profile. Corner of Fuckered and Irreparably Fucked. Lovey, fetch me a scumbag. ANWR CARIBOU VOTING RON JEREMY. IRS: POTS LIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER!
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ifuckchickens: A.N.W.R. CARIBOU VOTING RON JEREMY
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Tuesday, September 28, 2004. ANWR CARIBOU VOTING RON JEREMY. We love Ron. His little penis makes us giggle. He's kinda cute too. Oh yeah, keep attacking Iraq! Annex the dirty motherfuckers! Get their oil now! Posted by Flaming Cartwheel of Death @ 7:41 AM. Flaming Cartwheel of Death. View my complete profile. IRS: POTS LIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER! ASHCROFT DECLARES BILL OF RIGHTS FORGERY ALSO. A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO MY SUICIDE BO. Dont Make Me Put This Dog Down. FEZ-BOY GETS A LASER.
