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Woman With Cat: July 2012
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Tuesday, 31 July 2012. Team GB Find It Hard To Strike Gold. Great show yesterday kid. The Olympic games were stopped so the large crown could listen to it on the big screen. Every time you put Mr Coyle down, a big Mexican wave went through the stadium. Tommy my cat, wearing scanty, vermilion,volley ball pants and a lime green bandeau looked at me and said, "Britain is finding it hard to strike gold in the Olympic games." "It's all good! You, Jim Rodgers? He sat on the corner of Donegal Street, astride of...
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Woman With Cat: October 2012
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Tuesday, 30 October 2012. Change from analogue to digital transmissions. Great shows yesterday kid. Tommy my cat, leaped out of bed, rushed downstairs, grabbed me by the throat and yelled, "Today is the 24th of October. Today, is the day that ALL television transmissions change from analogue to digital. What steps have you taken to ensure continuity in our sphere of television watching? Tommy scratched his head and said, "The sound of white noise, could be described as a sort of cracking, sizzling sound&...
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Woman With Cat: April 2012
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Monday, 30 April 2012. Any News For Gerry? Tommy my cat, emerged from the cubby hole under the stairs, where he had been pretending to be a Dyson Vacuum cleaner and said, "NEWS! We must inform Gerry of anything strange, or startling which happened while he was away." I scratched a shrunken head and said, "We could tell him about the Titanic celebrations which caused a panic stricken Jim Rodgers to scream out, "NIGH! Woman and wains first! Leave it to Gerry," said Tommy. "Sit back and listen as ace re...
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Woman With Cat: May 2012
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Saturday, 12 May 2012. I Am The Walrus! Great show yesterday kid. A great show which largely went unnoticed at a morning tea dance in Saint Clint's parish hall for the over 90's. Consternation broke out when it became known that newcomer, Harry Tinkle, was only 74 and was fraudulently attending the tea dances with a false birth certificate so he could enjoy the sugar coated paris buns. "Off with his head! What would my dead husband, Jello, say if he could break out of his lead lined coffin and speak?
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Woman With Cat: Did You See It?
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Tuesday, 13 November 2012. Did You See It? Great show yesterday kid. A great show which greatly helped old man Zimmer get over the sad, sudden death of Fergus, his pet ferret. "Fergus was more than a ferret! Cried the the old man. "He was also a friend. What will I stick down the front of my trousers NIGH? The door opened and Jim Rodgers screamed, "Nigh Nigh, a thousand times, Nigh! To yous all." Tommy looked up and drawled, "Well, if it ain't the old tomato jumper! Sure partner," said Tommy. "Just m...
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Woman With Cat: Protect Ireland's Coastal Waters
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Thursday, 8 November 2012. Protect Ireland's Coastal Waters. Great show yesterday kid. Jim Allister, not to be confused with any person living or dead, leaped to his feet up at Stormont to make YET another point of order. "Mr Speaker! He roared. "Are you aware that Gerry Anderson's great shows have been hi-jacked by Sinn Fein and the DUP? I cried. "In the name of Aunt Jane, expand and tell what bill little Alex will bring forth." "A marine bill! I cried. "What does it mean for the man, woman, child a...
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Woman With Cat: It was a simple breakdown in communication.
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Monday, 5 November 2012. It was a simple breakdown in communication. Great show yesterday kid. The great show was sadly missed by Edwin Poots, who is on a factfinding mission to America, to find out how they deal with the clamour for road signs in Irish. "GEE! Said Hank H. Warmonger. "Better give those guys what they want, before they occupy honest jobs, houses and DUP-exclusive golf courses." "Shinners on the green! Screamed Poots. "Over my grey, stooped, strudel-fed body! Did opera have a big following?
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Woman With Cat: Creationism, Evolution or The Third Way??
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Thursday, 25 October 2012. Creationism, Evolution or The Third Way? Knowing full well that my thinking cap was at the laundry, Tommy, had cleverly backed me into a corner. I strode about, with my hands not behind my back, looked out the window, coughed, blew my nose, cracked my knuckles and said, "With regard to creationism or evolution, I find myself in disagreement with both camps. Why limit our existence to just two choices? I am a fervent believer in the, Third Way." "What third way? John P Mc Menamin.
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Woman With Cat: Fake Shenanigans and Red Glitter
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Tuesday, 6 November 2012. Fake Shenanigans and Red Glitter. Great show yesterday kid. In the hills above Drumquin, the lime kiln men listened to the great show before hibernating for the Winter. To the shouts and yells of, "Goodnight, Jim Bob, Goodnight Pio McSpalter, Goodnight John boy! I roared. "The wandering Joe lies sleeping in the back of a UTV, people carrier, after a feed of hotdogs, Muller yogurt and jelly babies. Joe has no idea where he is! I cried. "No human twins could look like THAT! A weat...
