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On vanity | Prince of Why
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About Your Prince of Why. February 27, 2014. I reopened the OKC account last night right as I was going to bed. By the time I woke up this morning, I had 16 new visitors and 11 new “they choo-choo-choose you” notifications. And it felt good. Some part of me needs the superficial validation. Four messages so far today, and that’s just from the pre-work and lunch rushes. Most of the time, these things happen in the 5-6 hour and then after 10, when people are drunk and lonely and start recklessly ...March 1...
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How to be an Old Man | Prince of Why
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About Your Prince of Why. How to be an Old Man. August 20, 2014. I’m in the middle of a couple of unpleasant things right now, but after writing this out in an email, I decided its better to be able to laugh about things than to wallow. So here’s a funny little anecdote for you (and apologies to those who have already heard it, but this is quickly becoming one of my favorite Stories). So anyway, coming back from the bathroom, I spot a squirrel on the fire escape …. That’s not a tree! So as I walk back to...
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My Lips to Yours!: May 2010
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My Lips to Yours! Sunday, May 23, 2010. Drunken Master [Warning: Graphic Scenes Depicted! Originally posted at footdipper.blogspot.com. Didn't have to do it. Neither did Holden Caulfield. The Count of Monte Cristo. Rambo, Anne Whatsherface. Who ate some Gables, or Mr. Miyagi. Harry and the Hendersons. But nothing, not even college, prepares you for this. I wanted to look away and pretend I didn't notice (it's an ancient and effective lifeguard trick for dealing with speedos. You will be required to maint...
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My Lips to Yours!: Food Network Drinking Game
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My Lips to Yours! Friday, April 22, 2011. Food Network Drinking Game. With thanks to Lacie Hicks.]. Here are some fun drinking games to play while watching the Food Network. Feel free to choose your own poison, but I don't recommend any cocktail made by Sandra Lee (you'll end up in a diabetic coma) or Guy Fieri (you may as well drink cat vomit). 1) the host tells you to use, and casually reaches for an ingredient you've never heard of before, as if you ALWAYS have clarified fish oil in your kitchen.
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My Lips to Yours!: "Meet Me" at Plentyoffish
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My Lips to Yours! Thursday, December 1, 2011. Meet Me" at Plentyoffish. Please do not read too much into the title of this post. I am not asking anyone to go to our favorite dating website. So that we can meet and get a deeper understanding of why you list tattoos, football and huffing freon as the things you love,. But fail to mention any of your nine children. No, gentle readers, I am here today to inform you of a new feature at plentyoffish.com. THANK YOU, PLENTYOFFFISH.COM! At this point, plentyoffis...
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My Lips to Yours!: Learning to Squawk
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My Lips to Yours! Monday, April 11, 2011. I was originally going to title this post, "Washcloth Bathing Suit Lady," an homage to a patron from the Health Club. I will describe her here in detail later, but I felt it necessary to show what inspired this particular post. My friend, Sarah Perrich. Used to work with me at the airport. Recently, Sarah wrote me about Turkish Bats:. And roughly 65 years old with a flat face that you'd be terrified of even if she was your Korean grandmother. Damon. And I called ...
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My Lips to Yours!: Hot Tub-ites
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My Lips to Yours! Thursday, April 22, 2010. Originally posted at footdipper.blogspot.com. Though the Health Club was technically a secular institution, there were many regulars who were fairly religious when it came to their routines. The Intense How Do You Do. Probably feared Hell in the face of not entering the pool area at blistering pace at 6:45 am sharp, staring and pointing at the lifeguard and shouting with utmost vigor, “How are. There were two, and we'll get into both of them later). 8220;I don'...
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My Lips to Yours!: Poop Movie Game
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My Lips to Yours! Tuesday, February 7, 2012. Disclaimer: This idea is not my own. As far as I know it was developed by my brother, Thom, his wife Colleen, and my friend, Brian. Credit for this game goes to them. In no particular order of greatness or hilarity. Nightmare on Elm Street. The Quick and the Dead. The Pride of the Yankees. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. My lips to yours. February 8, 2012 at 3:42 AM. A River Runs Through It. February 8, 2012 at 3:02 PM. Aweso...
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My Lips to Yours!: Baltimore is Earl Weaver
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My Lips to Yours! Sunday, January 20, 2013. Baltimore is Earl Weaver. Think about it, ye die hard fans of Baltimore sports. What do you take pride in about your teams and your city? Is it that we're the most biggest, brightest or most popular? Is it because are teams are the sexiest, glitziest, and the classiest? How do Baltimore fans want to describe their football team? Smashmouth. That's Earl Weaver. The Ravens are playing the New England Patriots today in the AFC championship game, which pits this guy.
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