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Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog: Review: Butt Banger
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Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog. We review sex toys that no one should ever put in themselves or put themselves into. Holy moly, giant rubber fist! Friday, February 10, 2012. For the first time here on SarcasticSex.com, I am reviewing a gay male-themed toy, gifted with the stereotype-defying name " Butt Banger. Simply aren't elastic enough. No no, the perplexing thing about the Butt Banger. Who but a crafty god could have had a hand in this? As in the case of the Titty Blow Masturbator. In which the breasts have ...
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Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog: Review: Blueberry Tart Jelly Pocket Tush
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Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog. We review sex toys that no one should ever put in themselves or put themselves into. Holy moly, giant rubber fist! Thursday, February 03, 2011. Review: Blueberry Tart Jelly Pocket Tush. Of all the products in the "Anal Pocket Pals" category, I chose the Blueberry Tart Jelly Pocket Tush. Because of its liltingly innocent name. Made of super soft jelly, the blueberry tart is the perfect portable pocket ass. Multi-speed vibrations are controlled by the power pack.". Alot of interesti...
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Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog: Review: Cyberskin 3" Penis Extension
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Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog. We review sex toys that no one should ever put in themselves or put themselves into. Holy moly, giant rubber fist! Thursday, January 26, 2012. Review: Cyberskin 3" Penis Extension. The ambiguously-named Cyberskin 3" Penis Extension. Causes me, first off, to wonder whether the ware on offer is a three-inch extension for a penis, or an extension for a three-inch penis. Either way, ponder this:. I'll take it from the top:. 3" may not sound like a lot"? But I doubt he'd even notice wi...
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Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog: Review: Titty Blow Masturbator
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Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog. We review sex toys that no one should ever put in themselves or put themselves into. Holy moly, giant rubber fist! Friday, February 04, 2011. Review: Titty Blow Masturbator. Vaginas, Pocket Pals and Dolls" may sound to you like a Broadway musical, but it is actually a product category in the Sarcastic Sex Toy Store. Like the Blueberry Tart Jelly Pocket Tush. Now, when I hear the phrase "titty blow," I, like any decent young woman, think about doing coke off someone's bosoms. In or...
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Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog: Review: 8" Realistic Cock W/E-Z Rider Ball
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Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog. We review sex toys that no one should ever put in themselves or put themselves into. Holy moly, giant rubber fist! Thursday, January 19, 2012. Review: 8" Realistic Cock W/E-Z Rider Ball. While my job here is to mock erotic novelties that look especially ungratifying, I must say that the 8" Realistic Cock W/E-Z Rider Ball. Does look like a person might receive her money's worth; sure, it's $73.25, but it's really quite a lot of sex toy. Gone sprung a dick.". Not a sex toy. Nice toy...
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Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog: Review: The Senso Cock Pleaser
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Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog. We review sex toys that no one should ever put in themselves or put themselves into. Holy moly, giant rubber fist! Monday, March 05, 2012. Review: The Senso Cock Pleaser. Somewhere in a wood-paneled '70s holdover ranch house in Burbank, retired porn-stars-turned-marketing-executives slicked back their mullets, checked their acrylic nails, and buckled down to work on the advertising text for the Senso Cock Pleaser. This super stretchy cock pleaser is better than the real thing!
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Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog: Review: Inflatable Bondage Chair
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Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog. We review sex toys that no one should ever put in themselves or put themselves into. Holy moly, giant rubber fist! Tuesday, January 10, 2012. Review: Inflatable Bondage Chair. I read a joke today that prompted me to go review an S&M product for you:. One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. What's wrong, dearest? Asked the confused husband. What ever are we going to do? In what way is this chair "versatile"? The chair would probably ti...
