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Bumball: Moist Over E-Zine

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Due to space constraints, we had to withhold the following text from the “Bums” article in our first issue. “Bumball” was reduced to two small pics, and the “Bum Family Tree” was deleted altogether. We’ve combined them here for your continued amusement. Smelly but Seemingly Sane Bum. Tenuously Sane with Bleeding Ulcers Bum. May or may not be wearing plastic bags for shoes. Not necessarily a go-getter as bums go, as he’s usually eating his own feces when he could be out begging. He’s usually high on...

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justhoughtyoumightbeinterested: February 2010

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Notebook 07 Pg 22. True initiation never ends. Know all you tell, don't tell all you know. Curried notebooks, I am yet to be convinced of their applicability to the sum of Human good. Maladaptive patterns of behaviour. Every revelation unfolds new revelations and so on ad infinitum. True initiation never ends. One of my favourite pearls of wisdom passed on by the late and genuinely pretty great Uncle Bob. How about some of that? Know all you tell, don't tell all you know. Maladaptive patterns of behaviour.

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Moist's Most Menacing Midgets: Moist Over E-Zine

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Due to advancements in CGI technology, Hollywood has little use for them anymore. And Ringling Bros. and Barnum and Bailey Circus has gotten all politically correct—so say. To the midget clowns of yesteryear dog-piling into a VW. (Freakshow enthusiast P.T. Barnum is spinning in his grave.). But are these puny players. Difficult to say. Look at that deaf actress Marlee Matlin, for example. Sure, she won an Oscar, but what was she playing? Anyway, here’s our short list (get it? Three feet six inches. Films...

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Moist Over E-Zine: Hate Mail

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If you have any kind words about this site, our fine publication, or any general niceties at all, please keep them to yourself. But if there’s something about us that you really can’t stomach, we wanna hear from you! And it doesn’t have to be just about us. We’ll listen to any intriguing idiosyncrasy that annoys you. Here’s a case in point:. They were all over each other, at least as much as they could be without falling out of their respective wheelchairs. It was like Spring Break or something! Was a fr...

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canzibe life: March 2010

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010. St patrick's day checklist. St patrick's day is tomorrow and its a fantastic excuse for drinking. The next day off. A fake irish accent. A selection of limericks. A working knowledge of ireland's call (because ireland will be calling and you will be expected to answer). If your friend who happens to be a dwarf is missing, dont worry. he's working as a leprechaun. book yours today http:/ www.shortdwarf.com/. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). St patricks day checklist.

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rent a midget dwarf talent actor entertainment: rent a midgets all over the USA

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Rent a midget dwarf talent actor entertainment. Email us at shortdwarf.com@gmail.com for dwarf talent agency brokers of dwarf and midget talent, actors, entertainment, santas, leprechauns, elves, oompa loompas and short "little people" characters for event entertainment, promotional marketing and on camera talent. Wednesday, March 14, 2012. Rent a midgets all over the USA. Our rent a midgets, little people, dwarf talent leprechauns are working wedding receptions, kegs and eggs. View my complete profile.

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rent a midget dwarf talent actor entertainment: rent a midget for cinco de mayo or kentucky derby

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Rent a midget dwarf talent actor entertainment. Email us at shortdwarf.com@gmail.com for dwarf talent agency brokers of dwarf and midget talent, actors, entertainment, santas, leprechauns, elves, oompa loompas and short "little people" characters for event entertainment, promotional marketing and on camera talent. Thursday, May 3, 2012. Rent a midget for cinco de mayo or kentucky derby. What is cinco de mayo. Or the kentucky derby. Without dwarf talent, midgets or little people as lucha libre.

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rent a midget dwarf talent actor entertainment: rent a midget - memorial day, fourth of july, labor day holiday fun; baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and chevrolet...

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Rent a midget dwarf talent actor entertainment. Email us at shortdwarf.com@gmail.com for dwarf talent agency brokers of dwarf and midget talent, actors, entertainment, santas, leprechauns, elves, oompa loompas and short "little people" characters for event entertainment, promotional marketing and on camera talent. Wednesday, May 16, 2012. Rent a midget - memorial day, fourth of july, labor day holiday fun; baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and chevrolet. What do you have scheduled for your summer solstice.