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lemming fodder: March 2005
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Wednesday, March 30, 2005. TV Is My Crack. I am the TV. You are my friend. Posted by JR @ 4:45 PM. Thursday, March 24, 2005. Is That A Wocket In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? I think that they make antibiotics for this. The other night at the bar (why is it that so many of the good stories start off this way? What does one say to that? Really, I want to know. Suggestions are welcome. I opted to go with, "Actually, its a sock.". Screen goes blurry.here it comes.FLASHBACK! Coffee Experiment ...
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lemming fodder: August 2005
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Wednesday, August 31, 2005. Look over there, nothing to see here. If the posts dry up, check back later. They will pick up again. Posted by JR @ 7:05 PM. Tuesday, August 30, 2005. I will be adding to this post over the next day or two as more pics come in. This may be why I love this bar. Also, note the brass monkey in my hand. Got a lot of birthday kisses. Too many birthday kisses. This is early in the night. Note the tequila pigs on the bar.they will be the subject of a later post. Deaf, Dumb and Mute.
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lemming fodder: February 2005
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Monday, February 28, 2005. This is either a mugwump OR me after drinking a "seven sees". Posted by JR @ 2:28 PM. The bartenders and the managers of Bradley's Saloon in WPB are evil. This is not exaggeration, I think the manager, David, might actually be Lucifer. The other night I showed up to have two beers with a friend and I explicitly told the bartender, "I am just having two beers; I have to wake up tomorrow." I was just there to be social. Posted by JR @ 2:23 PM. Posted by JR @ 6:41 AM. Turning Japa...
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lemming fodder: May 2005
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Wednesday, May 25, 2005. What if I was a. Fear my super powered army of oompa loompas. As a rule, I generally do not participate in these blog lists. However, in this one case I will make an exception.just because the person who tagged me with it is really nice. I am supposed to list what I would do if I had 5 other occupations.there were some other words involved but they just seemed to complicate the matter. So, without further ado, here is my "What if I was a." list. What if I was. Then I would forget...
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lemming fodder: July 2005
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Friday, July 22, 2005. I have decided that Not Rocket Science. Is my new favorite blog. Not because the content is the absolute best (although it is good) and not because there are pictures of scantily clad women (there aren't.Im just saying, if there were). I like N.R.S. because the author is just as much of a slacker as I am when it comes to updating his blog. This is when you realize that it was just a summer fling. Sorry dear, new season. Posted by JR @ 10:55 AM. Tuesday, July 19, 2005. Too much to do.
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lemming fodder: June 2005
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Wednesday, June 29, 2005. How to Turn 30 with Style. The other night I attended the party of a friend who was turning 30. Over the course of 3 hours I experienced some of the best party fouls ever. I’m not just talking spilled beer here. I’m talking full-fledged brain cell annihilation with out of control shenanigans. Right into the window. Pretty funny huh? Assuming of course that the bird isn’t hurtI don’t want PETA boycotting this site. I could lose my entire fan baseof 2 people). Monday, June 27, 2005.
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lemming fodder: November 2005
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Tuesday, November 29, 2005. Im back and better than ever (not necessarily good). I haven't posted in a really long time. Im not sure I remember how. You would think that after not having posted for almost a full month that I would have oodles to write about. Nope. So, instead of an actual post, I bring you 10 second bitmap art:. Is it worse to be a paraplegic with no toes? Aren't you glad I came back? UPDATE: Just read my sisters blog. Her first line is eerily similar to my title. Thats just weird. Wow I...
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lemming fodder: September 2005
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Friday, September 30, 2005. 1) http:/ rainypete.blogspot.com/. Because I like the funny dancing stick man. 2) oh crap.this is way too much effort for right now. Mabe later. Posted by JR @ 1:19 PM. Thursday, September 29, 2005. Posted by JR @ 1:12 AM. Wednesday, September 28, 2005. Currently, the hotel room that I am living in has two double beds instead of a king. Initially this made me very angry, not Lou Ferrigno angry but definitely irritated (Lou Ferrigno is my new favorite reference). Given the fact...
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lemming fodder: April 2005
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Saturday, April 30, 2005. All Work and No Play Makes JPR a Dull Boy. Segue to jpr's idiocy. Here is the short version:. JPR goes out for 3 drinks with a friend, Mr T. JPR has to work a 12 hr shift in the morning. Mr T has to catch an early flight. Bar too much fun. Microwave Pizza at 5 AM. Pre-arranged phone call to JPR: "Wake up, we are going to start running in 45 minutes". JPR, calls Mr T to leave a message like "Enjoy the hangover on your flight dumbass". Mr T picks up the phone. Mr T says, "Uh, yeah".