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Flipper Still Rules the Universe: December 2006
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Flipper Still Rules the Universe. The world's favorite dolphin discusses world politics, beer, soccer, etc. Wednesday, December 20, 2006. Merry Christmas, Bipeds! Christmas is now only 5-6 days away. That's exciting. Well, at least part of it is exciting, and that part is the presents! I didn't have anybody to get presents for this year (thank you very much, tuna industry and oppressive Hollywood regime), so I'm going to give recommendations for your family members. He probably likes tools, right? Dolls ...
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Flipper Still Rules the Universe: April 2006
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Flipper Still Rules the Universe. The world's favorite dolphin discusses world politics, beer, soccer, etc. Wednesday, April 26, 2006. Recently I was harrassed by a certain dinosaur called a dilophosaurus. Some of you may remember this dinosaur as the cute little thing in Jurassic Park. That wasted Newman from Seinfeld. With some acid spit or something. This dinosaur harrassed me by saying, and I quote, "I could take you.". I dispute this claim. This brings the tally to:. Flipper 1, Challengers 0. Should...
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Flipper Still Rules the Universe: Stop Kidnapping Me
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Flipper Still Rules the Universe. The world's favorite dolphin discusses world politics, beer, soccer, etc. Friday, January 12, 2007. I went for a run this morning around one of this city's beautiful lakes, and I was kidnapped again. It's getting to be really dangerous to be a dolphin in public. I've been kidnapped approximately 40% of the times that I've been in public places. What's the deal, America? Wouldn't they rather have a dog or an otter or something? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Flipper Still Rules the Universe: Vincent van Blog
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Flipper Still Rules the Universe. The world's favorite dolphin discusses world politics, beer, soccer, etc. Thursday, December 07, 2006. I would have thought that blogging is like art: you have to die before you get any attention. But I already faked my death, and nothing happened! What more does it take? Fat chance, web culture elite. I'm here til the Apocalypse, even if it means nobody ever reads my blog. At least I'll have a beard as long as the Nile. Yes, dolphins can grow beards. We are mammals.
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Flipper Still Rules the Universe: March 2006
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Flipper Still Rules the Universe. The world's favorite dolphin discusses world politics, beer, soccer, etc. Friday, March 10, 2006. Spring Break. 2006. Tuesday, March 07, 2006. This Is Why We're Endangered. At least I think we're endangered. Whatever. Apparently, another zoo dolphin died. What offends me most is the name the zoos give us. Rio? Come on. That's just demeaning. And Harley? Do we even marginally resemble motorbikes? EDIT, part 2: Nuts to that. I'm sticking with Flipper. Monday, March 06, 2006.
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Flipper Still Rules the Universe: War, What Is It Good For?
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Flipper Still Rules the Universe. The world's favorite dolphin discusses world politics, beer, soccer, etc. Thursday, January 11, 2007. War, What Is It Good For? I don't know how many people watched the President's speech last night. I know I didn't. I also know that I didn't read about it today, and unless there's something about it in the sports page or the comics, I shall remain blissfully ignorant. I won't support mobilizing more troops, though. The Polish soccer team is too well armed for a grou...
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Flipper Still Rules the Universe: October 2006
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Flipper Still Rules the Universe. The world's favorite dolphin discusses world politics, beer, soccer, etc. Thursday, October 26, 2006. I realize that I tend to talk about things that I resent on this blog, and there's very little about things I enjoy. Today, I'll try to reverse that trend. I like Mt. Rushmore. I like George Harrison. I like flying kites. Wait, I don't really like frisbee that much. Wait, no, I don't like tuna either. I guess that's it. Monday, October 23, 2006. Labels: Im the Best.
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Flipper Still Rules the Universe: January 2007
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Flipper Still Rules the Universe. The world's favorite dolphin discusses world politics, beer, soccer, etc. Friday, January 12, 2007. I went for a run this morning around one of this city's beautiful lakes, and I was kidnapped again. It's getting to be really dangerous to be a dolphin in public. I've been kidnapped approximately 40% of the times that I've been in public places. What's the deal, America? Wouldn't they rather have a dog or an otter or something? Thursday, January 11, 2007. He said so himse...
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Flipper Still Rules the Universe: May 2006
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Flipper Still Rules the Universe. The world's favorite dolphin discusses world politics, beer, soccer, etc. Sunday, May 28, 2006. Flipper's advice column, episode #1. Oh crap. Here comes the squid. I can't tell if I was serious about the Don Johnson thing. Whether or not I was, I hope he does it. Friday, May 26, 2006. The world shall soon learn a dear lesson: do not make an enemy of a dolphin. Actually, scratch that. I'm gonna get a burrito. I can't even swat the suckers because of the limited finspan.
