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Wednesday, October 10, 2007. Your eyes are not quite as blue as the sky;. Your teeth are not white - they're yellowy-white. I like your new hairdo, though it's not that crash hot,. And somewhat less black than the night. I am really quite fond of your crimsony scarf -. It brings out your bloodshot eyes;. Your bum certainly does not look big in that dress -. It's much more moderate sized. Your voice is as soft as a slightly lumpy pillow,. Your skin, nearly as smooth as a three-quarter bitumened lane:.

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Wednesday, October 10, 2007. Your eyes are not quite as blue as the sky;. Your teeth are not white - they're yellowy-white. I like your new hairdo, though it's not that crash hot,. And somewhat less black than the night. I am really quite fond of your crimsony scarf -. It brings out your bloodshot eyes;. Your bum certainly does not look big in that dress -. It's much more moderate sized. Your voice is as soft as a slightly lumpy pillow,. Your skin, nearly as smooth as a three-quarter bitumened lane:.

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Snarkeology: A Story for Children: Return to Pimslandia: The Beginning That Never Was, Part 1

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Monday, August 27, 2007. A Story for Children: Return to Pimslandia: The Beginning That Never Was, Part 1. 8216;Oh how perfectly drab the day is, Charles,’ Alexandria said, twirling her blonde ringlets with one delicate finger. 8216;Yes,’ Charles replied, muffled by the feather-filled pillow into which he spoke as he lay upon his bed, ‘yes, drab, drab, drab. Perfectly, utterly and absolutely drab! 8216;If only there were something to do, something exciting! 8217; Alexandria said. The twins stared at one ...

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Snarkeology: Maybe, If My Arse Was On Fire.

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Thursday, September 13, 2007. Maybe, If My Arse Was On Fire. I'm currently trying to organise a few people at work into forming a team for an upcoming corporate-fun-run-type-scenario, because I'm so rock n' roll I can't stand myself. I asked one of my workmates, Phil, if he might be interested. He responded by telling me that the only good reason he could think of for running would involve his arse being on fire, and a bucket of water being a good distance away. 1 Being chased by a big angry dog. 10 Bein...

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Snarkeology: July 2007

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Tuesday, July 31, 2007. The Adventures of Dr Hercules: A Serial. Part One: The Whimper of Whipped Cream. Then he woke up and realised it had all been a psychotic episode. Dr Hercules wiped the sweat from his brow and smiled sheepishly at Margaret, his Lover, who was standing in the ensuite doorway, shielding her modesty with an origami swan. Youyou said they were trying to get into your veins so they could eat your [gulp] immortal heart! Hercules roared. Then he laughed. Think what I might miss out on!

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Snarkeology: Overaccurate compliment poem

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Wednesday, October 10, 2007. Your eyes are not quite as blue as the sky;. Your teeth are not white - they're yellowy-white. I like your new hairdo, though it's not that crash hot,. And somewhat less black than the night. I am really quite fond of your crimsony scarf -. It brings out your bloodshot eyes;. Your bum certainly does not look big in that dress -. It's much more moderate sized. Your voice is as soft as a slightly lumpy pillow,. Your skin, nearly as smooth as a three-quarter bitumened lane:.

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Snarkeology: Looking for love

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Friday, August 24, 2007. Me: forty-eight, ‘large’, ‘between jobs’, never married, optimistic. You: young, rich and interesting but not so young, rich and interesting that you will leave me for someone else, malleable. Former child-star, perky but balding seeks Jamaican professor of economic history for fun times. Must have own crampons. August 24, 2007 at 1:43 PM. Do they call you Naughty Lola? August 27, 2007 at 11:14 AM. We are- Kuku fashion Australia. Toi et Moi online. Toi et Moi jacket. We are the c...

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Whale Sushi: April 2007

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Monday, April 30, 2007. Criticism of Iraq World Cup Format Mounts. Media monitors have reported that television viewers are increasingly switching off the ‘World Cup of Iraq’, disappointed with the ‘seemingly endless’ nature of the format of the competition. This has been echoed by a number of prominent critics who are asserting that the governing body responsible for the Iraq contest should simply ‘get on with it’ and ‘establish a clear winner’. Links to this post. Sunday, April 22, 2007. True confessio...

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Whale Sushi: November 2006

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Thursday, November 30, 2006. The god of victory and conspicuous consumption. You are a corrupt border guard working in the run-down airport of a small third-world nation. As deplaning passengers file past you, already sweating and flapping uselessly at the heat, they press crumpled 20 dinar notes into your dirty palm. It’s a living, you know? You can’t help but notice that he receives crisply-folded 50 dinar notes. Later you ask him about this and he shrugs. I spend 1000 dinars a week on prostitutes!

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Monday, January 29, 2007. 2006 in Review: Cordials of the Year. Cheeky, almost slutty, in its insouciant wantonness…. 2006 was another good year for cordials with those from the New World again showing they can take the battle to the Old World and win. Sugar was once more the dominant motif but with a rising tide of metabisulphites which augurs well for this growing industry. My top 5 for the year are:. Cottees ‘Blackfellowes Creek’ Raspberry Cordial. Remember not to ‘climb’ it out of respect! But rarest...

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Whale Sushi: March 2007

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Saturday, March 31, 2007. Outside my window there are flashing lights in the sky! Coming to Eath – I don’t know what they are. A hideous screaming sound! They’re breaking in! Smashing through the walls with terrible ease. Tentacles, tentacles, a jiggling mass of tentacles. They’re coming for me! One long mottled green tentacle is worming across the floor towards me! There’s nowhere to hide. And now it’s creeping up my leg and heading for my anus and hgwqdo ad[ krosdgk dngd. Links to this post. On medical...

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Whale Sushi: October 2006

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Monday, October 30, 2006. Skim-Reading Through the Ages. You might be interested in an excerpt from my forthcoming book:. Once Lightly Over: An Illustrated History of Skim-Reading Through the Ages. Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. yadda yadda. Now we are engaged blah blah blah in a great civil war… [etc]. Links to this post. Notes from the class war. The road rul...

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Whale Sushi: More stand-up!

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Monday, August 06, 2007. Doing stand-up comedy again at the Front Cafe and Gallery in Lyneham, this Wednesday 8 August from 8pm. Also, doing city 2 surf on the weekend. Anyone driving back from Sydney on Sunday? Nick, I'll be at the C2S and driving back that afternoon/evening. If you'd like to organise something. How did it go? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). High-brow, low-brow, no-brow and minor treason. It's where the cool kids hung out before they were cool. View my complete profile.

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Whale Sushi: August 2007

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Thursday, August 16, 2007. It's all in the deliverance. When this blog began, it was a miracle of modern snarkness and nothing but. But today with all the funny stuff taking place over at Snarkeology (er, sometimes), whale sushi has become slightly more of a traditional blog - you know, where I moan about stuff and you empathise.). Wrote a short bit for the night about the remoteness of Wanniassa (seriously its a 25 minute frickin drive down there - I know that sounds short by Sydney standards but its a ...

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Whale Sushi: Stand-up for your love rights

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Wednesday, July 11, 2007. Stand-up for your love rights. Did Stand-up tonight at the Front cafe and gallery in Lyneham as part of a regular monthly gig they have with about 7 or 8 comics on the Bill including an MC who came up from Melbourne (oooh Melbourne, edgy). I gotta say I loved it. I think I did pretty well, got some good laughs, some good ad-libs. I felt very comfortable. But the August gig is booked out - I probably won't get on the bill so may have to wait until September. 2 blog or not 2 blog.

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Whale Sushi: July 2007

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Wednesday, July 11, 2007. Stand-up for your love rights. Did Stand-up tonight at the Front cafe and gallery in Lyneham as part of a regular monthly gig they have with about 7 or 8 comics on the Bill including an MC who came up from Melbourne (oooh Melbourne, edgy). I gotta say I loved it. I think I did pretty well, got some good laughs, some good ad-libs. I felt very comfortable. But the August gig is booked out - I probably won't get on the bill so may have to wait until September. Links to this post.

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Whale Sushi: February 2007

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007. God hates Gary, smites Canberra with bitchin’ storm. A ‘supercell’ thunderstorm which hit Canberra, Australia last night with devastating results was caused by a small boy, Gary Thomerson, The storm which led to almost 200 call-outs by the State Emergency Service and numerous police road closures was the worst of its kind for 12 years. 8216;Did I learn anything from this? Links to this post. Saturday, February 24, 2007. Mr Speaker, it is with a trembling sense of occasion th...

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