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Wow
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April 20, 2015. After my friend Patrick’s crazy ex-girlfriend Katie kept stalking him and I and threatening both our lives I told him it was time for desperate measures. I was going to stab him. Ldquo;Honey, please throw those pants away. You’ve got a hole in your ass.” I pulled down my shirt giggling. He was a skinny guy about 6’2 with a southern accent that made everything he said even funnier. Patrick and I have this connection- I don’t really know why, but we do. Ldquo;Don’t drop me! Rdquo; Katie said.
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Hopefully as you get older, you start to learn how...
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February 08, 2015. Mdash; Amy Poehler. Tags: It gets better. Reblogged this from yunnanmom. Reblogged this from dobsleypaul. Reblogged this from that-red-lip-classic. Reblogged this from iheartbrittana. Reblogged this from dobsleypaul. Reblogged this from everyfootstepanadventure. Reblogged this from everyfootstepanadventure. Reblogged this from the-energy. Reblogged this from everyfootstepanadventure. Reblogged this from chiltoninpanties. Reblogged this from corpusfisty. Reblogged this from ohmyhalcyon.
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Crazy Bitch seeks Roommate
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March 16, 2015. Crazy Bitch seeks Roommate. I’m trying to move out on my own, and I have a few options. I’ve never lived with a guy before, and I’ve had a lot of bad roommates in the past, so I’m going to give it a shot, but both of my options have consequences. Option #1: Move into a foreclosed house infested with cockroaches and the roof falling apart with my ex-boyfriend Jesse and his roommate Mike who wants to have sex with me. Doesn’t option #2 sound awesome? My name is Ashley. I'm all about wom...
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The Forrest
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January 31, 2015. My grandpa keeps talking to me about guitar and asking me about my boyfriend. My grandpa has been dead since I was 16. I believe there’s this higher spirit that’s telling me I’m supposed to marry my boyfriend, write songs about god and have babies. This seems bizarre, and not something I’ve spoken about before because I am the exact opposite of someone plays songs about Jesus. I’ve always had vivid meditations and dreams, but these have kept occurring. Rdquo; Chris said, laughing. I wen...
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stoners-euphoria: I miss Nancy.
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February 03, 2015. Reblogged this from agentcannabis. Reblogged this from yourweedcentral5. Reblogged this from weed-holic. Reblogged this from dessybaby-xoxo. Reblogged this from stoners-euphoria. Reblogged this from stoners-euphoria. Reblogged this from weed-holic. Reblogged this from fxcktorii. Reblogged this from aliiisonevans-blog. Reblogged this from weed-holic. Reblogged this from utrippy. Reblogged this from stoners-euphoria. Reblogged this from a-little-insane. Reblogged this from weed-holic.
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Own Your Name
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Hover over the letters in "issues" for all my links! So yeah my name is emily but you can call me em or ems. My blog is mostly issues but i like a lot of bands so i'll reblog others too! Waiting for: School to be over so I can finally move out yayy. Watching: Probably Friends again tbh. Reading: The Devil in the White City and other miscellaneous books. Working on: Getting my shit together l o l. Halsey but who isn't. Theme credit: caskisses.tumblr.com. Updates tab credit: deanlirium.tumblr.com. Reblogge...
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Honey
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March 10, 2015. A psychotic abusive woman is accusing me of sleeping with her exboyfriend, Patrick.Katie has broken Patrick’s bones and threatened to kill herself each time they have a fight by placing a steak knife to her throat. When they were together, she called up Patrick’s exwife and told her lies, and Patrick hasn’t been able to see his five year old son since. I think people will believe her when she says I fucked him. My sweater was found crumpled on his bedroom floor. Rdquo; Patrick said. &...
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God its been such a long time since I updated...
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February 25, 2015. God its been such a long time since I updated this. I really need to start again. My name is Ashley. I'm all about women with tattoos, wiccan men with magic stones, Augusten Burroughs, naked bodies and coffee. I'm a writer, all of these words are apart of me and my story that is still a work in progress. Professional memoirist with. Designed by Artur Kim.
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