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You're Helping Me: January 2010
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Sunday, January 3, 2010. You're sad and you don't even know it. You're an illiterate typist, a blind glassblower. You're the spoke that catches the hamster. You're a metaphor constantly using wheels. I have to write words like this. In order to feel like someone else. It used to be that I'd just change. My hair or my clothes and that would be all. I'm too old for that bullshit now. I'm too old to not recognize how awful I am. I judge people. I'm not that funny. People think I treat women terribly. On acc...
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You're Helping Me: August 2009
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Sunday, August 30, 2009. I watched North by Northwest. I'm going to eat a cookie. Everyone is looking at me. No one has anything to say. It's all in your head. My head feels like a bowling ball. Thursday, August 27, 2009. Showing your teeth is a sign of weakness. In the animal kingdom. A woman. Bites her lower lip; Every time I fall. For one I kick myself in the ass. Labels: that thing when girls bite their lips. I'm murderous, unheard of it. I put it in her uterus. Now she's gonna have my baby. The Inte...
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You're Helping Me: Flawless Victory
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Friday, December 4, 2009. So there was this writing gala at Ball State University, and the first three places won some nice books. So I read some stuff. So did Jeremy Bauer. I won these books:. Jeremy and Shaun won some books too. Here's the stuff that I read:. 8221; She glances into her beer and then at the television during the few moments I’m not exasperating. I breathe, and keep going:. Annie and I take our longest gulps of the night. Tulane is down by three points. 8220;Do you want another beer?
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You're Helping Me: July 2009
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Thursday, July 2, 2009. Writing is hard and dumb. And sometimes I hate it. So I took a vacation. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Muncie, Indiana, United States. View my complete profile.
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Collecting diamonds and some worthless stones.: The Emmy's are on tonight
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Sunday, September 20, 2009. The Emmy's are on tonight. I mean, I don't know what to think about this. The only reason I even know the Emmy's are on is because of a commercial. Thumbs up to their marketing department. Uh, thumbs down for me not knowing? Like, shouldn't I know about the Emmy's? Isn't it supposed to be a crucial part of pop culture? Honestly, somebody fill me in. Do the Emmy's even matter? HOUSE SHOULD'VE WON. HUGH LAURIE IS THE MANNNNN.". Manuscript is out. Got a fantastic response fro...
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Collecting diamonds and some worthless stones.: February 2009
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Saturday, February 21, 2009. It's what you hear after eight hours. I slammed the key to the apartment on the counter and motion towards the refrigerator for a beer. I come home every night to bed frame knocking against a thin layer of drywall. The desk in my room is covered in vinyls on top of their sleeves and cheeseburger wrappers. I need to write something. I need an orange. I start scribbling lines on the notepad. The orange is gone, peel open like a detonated hand grenade. I want the beers ...Outsi...
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Collecting diamonds and some worthless stones.: September 2009
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Wednesday, September 23, 2009. Let's study illness one fiber at a time. We get sick. Isn't that bull shit? But that's me right now, um sick. Tons of ice on the neck, groin, etc. Baseballs' the real cure though. So is Bonnie "Prince" Billy. He's from Louisville, folks. Guess that's something I can be proud of. Along with Hunter S. Thompson. And Tom Cruise going to Male High School. Or was it Trinity? Welp, either click on the blog roll link for Sean Lovelace, or why not hammer on this one. Hugh Laurie is ...
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Collecting diamonds and some worthless stones.: Call home Holiday Inn
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009. Call home Holiday Inn. You know, it isn't very often that you find a three-foot piece of plywood at a thrift store that somebody cut and painted to look like Mario, buy it for $1.50 and hang it on your bedroom wall. Those shoes are fantastic. That's all, for now. I have plenty to say, but am not exactly sure how I need to be saying it. Not yet, anyway. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Kansas City, MO. View my complete profile. You might be bigger than me, so Imma wet cha.
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Collecting diamonds and some worthless stones.: April 2009
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009. Everything I love cannot fit in a bag. There are so many things going on in my life right now it feels like when you're at Sears and you're watching the huge display of big screens and they're all on different channels, but you still feel like you know what's going on in every single show. I'm gonna go 700 Club. That really doesn't mean anything, I guess. Isn't the 700 Club. A Evangelical TV show? Just forget that was your favorite pair of sandals, okay? Friday, April 24, 2009.
