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The FYC: ESPN Sucks (Reason #135,972)
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Where Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! ESPN Sucks (Reason #135,972). There is something odd going on during this Super Bowl week. Generally, every year that the Super Bowl is not in Miami, Tampa, or Phoenix, professional sportswriters have made it their business to make fun of the host cities. This is generally looked upon by the public as "lazy, gluttonous sports writers who want to type their columns out while sitting poolside and hate being cold.". But, maybe, just maybe, something else is going on.
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The FYC: Palmeiro Denies Steroids, Acknowledges Orgy
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Where Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! Palmeiro Denies Steroids, Acknowledges Orgy. Baltimore Orioles slugger Rafael Palmeiro. Was suspended for 10 days after violating Major League Baseball's steroids policy Monday, becoming baseball's first true star to be suspended under the new steroid testing policy. Palmeiro, however, remained steadfast in denying that he ever knowingly used steroids. While I don't remember anything that happened after 1 am, I find it hard to believe that one of those broads would ...
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The FYC: OH SWEET FUCK
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Where Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! Who the shit is this assbutt? Miles Would Fit Well Back Here. Is "Here" the backseat of a 1970's VW Beetle? If so, I agree. The Cardinals are in the process or, more likely, have already made their decisions regarding whom they want to retain from their own free agent pool. 1 No he will not. 2 Mike MacDougal sucks. 3 No he would not. You can much worse than Aaron Miles? Ignoring the fact that sentence does not make sense You can not much worse than Aaron Miles.
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The FYC: More Story Time
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Where Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! In the comment section. Of yesterday’s post, king of the back handed compliment Pat Imig. Noted: Fritz, you look lean and not fat. Thinking about it a little bit, I realized that, yes, not only was that photo taken four years (which seems kind of weird to me now), but also about 25 pounds ago. I thought Have I really gained 25 pounds in four years? Seriously, if I told you how many times, you wouldn’t believe me.). About an hour later, I crapped my pants. I stayed i...
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The FYC: "What did you do in the war, grandpa?" "I was a jackass."
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Where Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! What did you do in the war, grandpa? I was a jackass.". I picked up a scanner over the weekend, in order to preserve all of my old mementos and crap. Which will be destroyed in a massive fire on April 12th in one of the greatest insurance scams the world has ever seen. Brandon: "Man. This whole war things sucks.". Al: "Yeah, it's pure butthole.". OG: "But at least I got to grow this creepy moustache! Brandon: "Whoa, what's that? Better put our gas masks on.". The Sa...
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The FYC: "A Painting of the Barbary Coast Showing a Gay Marine Officer and a Scurvy Pirate Sharing a Sunset."
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Where Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! A Painting of the Barbary Coast Showing a Gay Marine Officer and a Scurvy Pirate Sharing a Sunset.". While these painting were (and probably still are) kept around many Marine Corps offices in order to inspire and motivate the troops by showing how good we whippersnappers had it compared to our scurvy and gout infested, racist fore-fathers, the general reaction my friends and I would have is "this sucks." (It was our reaction to most - alright all. And playing aroun...
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The FYC: Tales From The Rear, Volume III
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Where Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! Tales From The Rear, Volume III. Towards the end of last week, as both the Marine Corps Birthday and Veterans Day were fast approaching, I received some beautiful cards from both friends and lovers, thanking me for my service to this great nation of ours. I will always remember the week of 9/10/01 as the week of the best surf that the East Coast has ever seen. It took a few more reports of downed planes before I broke out of my hung-over shell and sprang into action...
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The FYC: RIP, My Brother... THE DOCTOR!!!
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Where Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! RIP, My Brother. THE DOCTOR! Off to that great basement incinerator in the sly, Dr Werner Klopek. Labels: More Burbs Refrences Please. Posted by Boxcar Fritz @ 3:50 PM. Comments: Post a Comment. St Louis, Missouri, United States. What are you looking at, butthead? View my complete profile. Follow me on Twitter. Lay on the Ice Like a Broad. The Airing of Grievances. St Louis Sports Mag. The Book Of Fitz. This Is What We Do Now. You're The Best Around. All in the Cards.
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The FYC: Last Night - Blind Drunk
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Where Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! Last Night - Blind Drunk. I was going to take it easy last night. My head hurt, I had just watched a horrendous episode of "The O.C." where they introduced a new character named "Chilly" (in case anyone was wondering, "The O.C." officially jumped shark last night), and I just wanted to lie in the dark and watch a movie. Unfortunately, Roomate Matt wanted to get blind drunk. And I am somewhat easily convinceable. So blind drunk we got. The next thing we knew it was 1...
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The FYC: Quick (And By Quick, I Mean Long) Thoughts From Mexico
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Where Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! Quick (And By Quick, I Mean Long) Thoughts From Mexico. The night before I left, The Lady Friend and I were having a nice little dinner at McGurk's (well, it was nice except for the fact that " 40 Years. Was stuck in both of our heads and I could not keep from giggling every two minutes because of it) when I noticed that Jason Isringhausen was sitting across the room from us, also enjoying a nice little dinner. Thus, when we noticed, some 15 hours later that "The Cr...