Dr. Wummi's Stuff - Use magnetism to save your life
Step 1) find a strong magnet. Easily found in every harddisk. Wait a few weeks. Step 3) Be amazed by the things you find! Look at all this shit! Dayum bro, i've been looking for this shit for ever yo!
Dr. Wummi's Stuff - Ghetto DSLR
Then find a box or something to mount your SLR lenses on. I used a cableconnectorbox. Find the CMOS or CCD sensor, and mount it in a way so you can adjust the image focus pane. Screw the screws till the sensor is in the right place. Now that you have a professional looking camera, you automagically became an artist! Also, have a look at the other pictures.