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Heartfelt Apologies and Other Bullshit: October 2011
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Heartfelt Apologies and Other Bullshit. Sunday, October 30, 2011. More Stuff About Poop (and the Waltons). Dear ol' Dad shat into the sink and blocked it clean shut with his opiated leavings, causing the dishwater to overflow the next morning, and he blamed it on John-Boy and beat his ass with a belt, saying he was such a lazy good-for-nothing piece of shanty Irish shit that he'd let his whole family drown rather than clean out the pipes like he'd been told to, and yes, he. All in the Family. According t...
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Heartfelt Apologies and Other Bullshit: One of These Days...
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Heartfelt Apologies and Other Bullshit. Thursday, July 28, 2011. One of These Days. Things I'm going to buy stock in when I have some damn money again (which will be NEVER):. 1 Resolve Carpet Cleaner. 2 The Bissell Company (vacuums and carpet steamers). 3 Whoever sells Kroger their milk (we go through, no shit, four gallons a week). 4 Maruchan Ramen (my seven-year-old son Dorian eats a six-pack every thirteen seconds). And I am NEVER FUCKING QUITTING."). In case you care, here's why. It also has a cousin...
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Heartfelt Apologies and Other Bullshit: November 2011
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Heartfelt Apologies and Other Bullshit. Thursday, November 10, 2011. What I'm Reading Right Fucking Now. I'm currently reading Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. In case you were unaware of his genius, allow me to present to you the following passage, which is of course not owned by me, etc. Evocative, thought-provoking, synesthetic, and hilarious, all in part of one paragraph. Now that. Is good goddamn writing. Links to this post. Tuesday, November 1, 2011. You have never felt.
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Heartfelt Apologies and Other Bullshit: September 2011
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Heartfelt Apologies and Other Bullshit. Monday, September 19, 2011. FUCK YOUR GODDAMN SHITTY-ASS RECIPE! Welcome, gentle readers, to the first installment of our Interwebs serial, Fuck Your Goddamn Shitty-Ass Recipe! Before we begin, I'd like to say a few words about the genesis of this column. Fuck Your Goddamn Shitty-Ass Recipe! Came about because of the Internets in general, and the Intersite called "Pinterest". Please take a moment to click this Interlink. If you are somehow unaware of the Pinterest.
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Heartfelt Apologies and Other Bullshit
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Heartfelt Apologies and Other Bullshit. Saturday, October 22, 2011. Hey true believers: go check out my buddy Jon Treadway's. Poetry in this review from The Single Hound. A badass poetry journal from right here in Kentucky. Jon's a Bluegrass State prophet with a glass of Four Roses in his hand, a Bible on the bedside table and a woman of unknown character in his arms. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Subscribe Now: Feed Icon. Subscribe in a reader. There was an error in this gadget.
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Heartfelt Apologies and Other Bullshit: August 2011
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Heartfelt Apologies and Other Bullshit. Monday, August 1, 2011. NOSTALGIA: The Purgative of the Masses. I CANNOT FUCKING STAND IT when utterly clueless people stand around and pontificate about how things were better back in. I'm a complete, unashamed, slavering. Want to live in the Edwardian era if I was violently rich. Because this was in the days before Progressivism, FDR, and LBJ, and BEING POOR WAS BASICALLY A DEATH SENTENCE. Of Nostalgia- but it was the worst experience-. Wasn't he in Dumbo. Nobody...
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Heartfelt Apologies and Other Bullshit: FUCK YOUR GODDAMN SHITTY-ASS RECIPE!, Vol. I
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Heartfelt Apologies and Other Bullshit. Monday, September 19, 2011. FUCK YOUR GODDAMN SHITTY-ASS RECIPE! Welcome, gentle readers, to the first installment of our Interwebs serial, Fuck Your Goddamn Shitty-Ass Recipe! Before we begin, I'd like to say a few words about the genesis of this column. Fuck Your Goddamn Shitty-Ass Recipe! Came about because of the Internets in general, and the Intersite called "Pinterest". Please take a moment to click this Interlink. If you are somehow unaware of the Pinterest.
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Heartfelt Apologies and Other Bullshit: What I'm Reading Right Fucking Now
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Heartfelt Apologies and Other Bullshit. Thursday, November 10, 2011. What I'm Reading Right Fucking Now. I'm currently reading Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. In case you were unaware of his genius, allow me to present to you the following passage, which is of course not owned by me, etc. Evocative, thought-provoking, synesthetic, and hilarious, all in part of one paragraph. Now that. Is good goddamn writing. November 10, 2011 at 3:26 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Heartfelt Apologies and Other Bullshit: More Stuff About Poop (and the Waltons)
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Heartfelt Apologies and Other Bullshit. Sunday, October 30, 2011. More Stuff About Poop (and the Waltons). Dear ol' Dad shat into the sink and blocked it clean shut with his opiated leavings, causing the dishwater to overflow the next morning, and he blamed it on John-Boy and beat his ass with a belt, saying he was such a lazy good-for-nothing piece of shanty Irish shit that he'd let his whole family drown rather than clean out the pipes like he'd been told to, and yes, he. All in the Family. According t...
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Heartfelt Apologies and Other Bullshit: Getting By In the Great Recession, Vol. II: The Thing What Come From the Poopy Chair
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Heartfelt Apologies and Other Bullshit. Thursday, October 27, 2011. Getting By In the Great Recession, Vol. II: The Thing What Come From the Poopy Chair. WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS IMMATURE TOILET HUMOR AND IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR FAMILY VIEWING. When last we visited. The world of Heartfelt Apologies and Other Bullshit, the presence of a malign spirit had been detected in the house. The Strapping Son is going to KILL me for this one when he gets older. Yeah, he does kind of look like Kurt Cobain. Require...