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LITERATI:SATIRES ON NIGERIAN LIFE. City Life. Love. Politics. Community. Culture. Traffic. Work. Transit. December 14, 2015. In the first years of my youth, I was told by certain insensitive adults that I would grow up to be a short man. If that was not an oxymoron, I don’t know what is. Their reason for such crass talk? My mum is about 5 foot 5 inches tall, and my dad is shorter. My siblings were not tall either. Taking a family portrait, we all looked like Igbo Smurfs. I could have developed a Napoleon...
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LITERATI:SATIRES ON NIGERIAN LIFE. City Life. Love. Politics. Community. Culture. Traffic. Work. Transit. Thank you for stopping by my blog. I hope you would get something you need, even if you don’t get everything you want. Let us laugh and cry and love and learn together, in equal measure. First I leave you with wholesome lyrics from the song Strong Will Continue off the Distant Relatives (2010). Album, a joint effort by Nasir Jones and Damien Marley:. No man live forever. But never say never. These re...
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El Divine: May 2011
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Because a Foreign Land Knows No Celebrity. May 2, 2011. It takes an Obama, to get an Osama. The views expressed here do not necessarily constitute statements of my political ideology. Take them serious at your own risk. Hey world.BREAKING NEWS: Osama is dead! Okay, thats really not breaking news, since its been spinning around the media machine since 12 hours ago. The breaking news now would be: OSAMA IS STILL ALIVE! Now, wouldn't that be a sight? 1 This does not mean World Peace is finally here! I hear ...
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El Divine: STARBUCKS IS TEH EVIL YO!
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Because a Foreign Land Knows No Celebrity. Feb 16, 2012. STARBUCKS IS TEH EVIL YO! I firmly believe, beyond all reasonable doubt, that Starbucks is part of an evil plot to enslave the mind of people everywhere, and make us addicted to their products. I am not kidding! Okay, swear I am the only one who goes in everyday, moaning about how expensive starbucks is, and yet absolutely unable to resist that frap, or latte. God, how that latte makes me come alive. How delicious it is! You think am kidding? I kno...
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El Divine: March 2011
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Because a Foreign Land Knows No Celebrity. Mar 25, 2011. Anyone can tell how beautiful words are and honestly, Sarah Kay has some beautiful words. And its not just the words she chooses to say, its the ones she leaves unsaid. The ones filled in with her laughter and the swish of her hair. For someone who began at fourteen, she is still growing at an amazing rate. Someone I will keep watching. I suggest you do that too! To see some of her works, search Sarah Kay's Mum on youtube or go to TED.com. Love rai...
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El Divine: April 2011
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Because a Foreign Land Knows No Celebrity. Apr 19, 2011. Africa, Go Ahead and Grow the Fuck Up. DISCLAIMER: This is a Rant. Curse words were not deleted. I told her in anger, "Ma'am, its a fucking CONTINENT." I kid you not, in this time and age, the second biggest continent in the world was that much of a mystery to an English professor. So now that everyone is talking about us, that means more people are googling Africa, no? Which means that in the midst of all the fucked up shit they'. Then, if African...
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El Divine: A Sure fire Way To Remove Money From Politics
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Because a Foreign Land Knows No Celebrity. Feb 21, 2012. A Sure fire Way To Remove Money From Politics. Much outcry is constantly being made about money in politics. Everyone condemns it as bad, the politicians score cheap points opposing it, while even the corporations blamed for it, would rather not do it. But after all the hell raised, the influence of money in politics is increasing instead of decreasing. Posted by El Divine. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Aso Villa Demo Day. Hm….
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El Divine: Here's Why Its Completely Fair that Romney pays 15%
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Because a Foreign Land Knows No Celebrity. Mar 20, 2012. Here's Why Its Completely Fair that Romney pays 15%. When you tax productivity, you produce poverty. (Adam Smith, 17th century economist). Turn on the TV and listen to politicians. The mantra for Obama's election in 2012 is "tax the rich! Make them pay their fair share.". Say you have two people: Jack and Jill. They both do some work, and are paid with two apple pies. They both pay one apple pie as taxes and now have one pie left each. ...In the sa...
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El Divine: June 2011
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Because a Foreign Land Knows No Celebrity. Jun 16, 2011. I woke up this morning with a smile on my face. A very short-lived smile. The first news I ran into on twitter was that unknown people had detonated a bomb in the parking lot of the police headquarters in Abuja. Posted by El Divine. Jun 6, 2011. So GEJ was inaugurated, and the ceremony cost a billion naira. What did they spend it on? But for real, shouldn't we at least pretend to care that Nigerians are suffering? Granted, a special group of Nigeri...