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Ramblings of the surprise dyke: October 2012
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Saturday, October 13, 2012. It's been months since I've blogged and a lot has changed. I've moved to a new school and a new grade level. Both have been wonderful and positive things. Speaking of positive things.we're having a baby! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). A Leap Of Faith. Card Carrying Lesbian . What's in your wallet? Comedian Bridget McManus's rants, raves and educational training blog. Up Popped A Fox. Shit that makes you shake your head. These are my people. View my complete profile.
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Ramblings of the surprise dyke: November 2012
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Tuesday, November 13, 2012. Do NOT elect my students! My class has been OBSESSED with the election. Kind of interested? Totally normal. 7 year olds watching ALL the debates and then debating about the debates in class.not normal. But, me being me, took their interest and ran with that shit. We read two books: Duck for President. And Grace for President. Duck My class voted for a duck. A DUCK. The closing argument that sealed the election for duck? Well one precocious little boy (we'll call him Concerned ...
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Ramblings of the surprise dyke: January 2011
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Monday, January 31, 2011. 5 cups of oats (I use thick cut). 1 cup chopped nuts (walnuts, almonds, whatever you have). 1/4 cup sesame seeds (not toasted). 1/4 cup sunflower seeds (I didn't have any at home so I left this out and doubled the sesame seeds). 3/4 teaspoon of cinnamon. 1/2 cup apple juice or apple cider. 1 cup dried fruit (whatever you like-I used 1/2 dried cranberries, 1/2 raisins). I suggest starting this in the afternoon the day before so you will have yogurt in the morning! I have to be ho...
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Ramblings of the surprise dyke: September 2011
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011. Today a former student of mine who is now in fifth grade had this conversation with his teacher while waiting in line to use the bathroom after PE. My class was running late and we were alternating students so mine could go after lunch. Boy: Well, I won't be stinky today! Boy: Yup. My mom sprayed me with strawberries and cream body spray so I wouldn't smell bad. Me: [choking on my full mouth of water. Trying to swallow and not die of laughter.]. Monday, September 26, 2011.
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Ramblings of the surprise dyke: October 2011
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Sunday, October 30, 2011. Phonics and arguing with eight year olds. Can you check it for me? The Rabbit Feth. Is that the rabbit's name? CB: Oh, that was supposed to say feeth. I didn't know how to spell it. CB: You know, a feeth, someone who takes your stuff. Me: You mean a thief? CB: No. A feeth. Me: A theif. Thhhh ieeeef. CB: No. Feeth. Ffffffff eeeeeeeth. Me: CB, the word starts with th, not f. It's a thief who steals things, not a feeth. CB: (looking skeptical) Are you sure? Just to make super-sure?
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Ramblings of the surprise dyke: July 2011
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Sunday, July 31, 2011. What's a gal to do? Wife is away at a family reunion for the weekend and I stayed behind to watch the cats. Yesterday I ran a ton of errands and today I was planning on hanging out at the pool, except that is rained ALL FLIPPING DAY. What's a gal to do? I made a gluten free pesto, goat cheese, mushroom and artichoke heart pizza. It was so awesome! Tuesday, July 26, 2011. How's my day you ask? How's my day you ask? Tuesday, July 19, 2011. It's amazing how little there is to blog abo...
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Ramblings of the surprise dyke: May 2011
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Sunday, May 22, 2011. It's exhausting being weird. L-Gato was sitting up as he normally does, went, "Meeerp! And flopped. He stayed like this for at least 10 minutes. A close up so you can see his weirdness better. Thursday, May 19, 2011. How observant are you? The wife and I stopped at a rest stop on our way back home from DC. She saw this standard sign that I have seen countless times and ignored. There are 4 things wrong with it. Can you find all 4? Scroll down for answer). How observant have you been?
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Ramblings of the surprise dyke: Do NOT elect my students!
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Tuesday, November 13, 2012. Do NOT elect my students! My class has been OBSESSED with the election. Kind of interested? Totally normal. 7 year olds watching ALL the debates and then debating about the debates in class.not normal. But, me being me, took their interest and ran with that shit. We read two books: Duck for President. And Grace for President. Duck My class voted for a duck. A DUCK. The closing argument that sealed the election for duck? Well one precocious little boy (we'll call him Concerned ...
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Ramblings of the surprise dyke: April 2012
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Tuesday, April 3, 2012. WOW My last post was in December. How did that happen? Oh yeah.f* cking. Our school is getting ready for the dreaded EOG. Testing and our whole county takes "practice tests" to help gauge where the students are. My scores weren't where I. Fell off the face of the earth :-). Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). A Leap Of Faith. Card Carrying Lesbian . What's in your wallet? Comedian Bridget McManus's rants, raves and educational training blog. Up Popped A Fox. These are my people.
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Ramblings of the surprise dyke: March 2011
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011. Remember the CNN thing with my teacher group? It's set to air tomorrow night on Anderson Cooper 360 @ 10. I can't wait to check it out! Truth-I will be sleeping because it will air past my bedtime. I have set the DVR to record it and I will watch it the next day at my convenience. Sunday, March 27, 2011. Here's what we have been up to.picture style! I made strawberry shortcakes for our anniversary! Thursday, March 24, 2011. 1 Pulling this sh*t off. I'm not worried, nervous or s...
