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Diary of a Disillusioned Dater: JPICKS: ANOTHER THING JDATE SUCKS AT

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Wednesday, April 6, 2011. JPICKS: ANOTHER THING JDATE SUCKS AT. I haven't been on Jdate in years now, but I still recall the tinge of excitement I felt when I got an email from them informing me that someone had contacted me. Could it be the beautiful, intelligent, funny, sweet woman I'd been searching for? And no matter how many times I'd log in only to find that I'd been emailed or teased (is that what they called it? November 4, 2011 at 2:03 PM. This comment has been removed by the author. Enter your ...

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Diary of a Disillusioned Dater: THE COCK AND BALLS PHOTO

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Sunday, May 29, 2011. THE COCK AND BALLS PHOTO. My apologies if you landed here after googling "the cock and balls photo." I know this isn't what you were looking for, but put your. In Brooklyn Heights was quite good, and during our post-meal constitutional through the neighborhood, we decided to head back to Dumbo for a change of scenery. I can barely remember most of the photos - not because they were bad, just unremarkable - except for one. Can you guess which from the title of this post? Shit, if I e...

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Diary of a Disillusioned Dater: HOW THEY GOT HERE

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Saturday, July 9, 2011. HOW THEY GOT HERE. Haven't done this in a while. Here's a list of my favorite keyword searches that landed people on this blog. A picture of dick and balls. I knew that was gonna happen with the post about the cock and balls photo. Sorry for wasting your time, dude. How to eye fuck without being creepy. That was totally gonna be the tagline for this blog before I went with what I have now. Guess I never fully deleted the text from the blog code. Do you shave your balls? I sucked m...

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Diary of a Disillusioned Dater: YOU NEVER GET A SECOND CHANCE TO UNDO A FART IMPRESSION

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Friday, April 15, 2011. YOU NEVER GET A SECOND CHANCE TO UNDO A FART IMPRESSION. Before the party, we stopped off for Chinese food, and when the waiter pointed at what little was left of my chicken and broccoli and asked, "Does gentleman want to take home for later? I thought: Fuck yeah! At $15 a dish, you're damn right gentleman wants to take home for later! Gentleman might get the munchies when he gets home! Don't look at me. It's you," she said. Ah, so what? Who cares what she thinks? Nah, I thought&#...

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Diary of a Disillusioned Dater: Does He Cheat? Confessions from Men: 50 Signs Your Partner May Be Cheating

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Wednesday, December 7, 2011. Confessions from Men: 50 Signs Your Partner May Be Cheating. For about three weeks, Does He Cheat? Confessions from Men: 50 Signs Your Partner May Be Cheating. Sat on my desk at work amidst a sloppy pile of books I was either reading, or had intended to read, clearly visible to all passersby. My coworkers now look at me differently, as do the handful of clients who have seen my reading list. I'm sure none of them noticed the yellowed copy of Moby Dick. I don't even care. ...

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Diary of a Disillusioned Dater: JPLEASE STOP EMAILING ME

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Friday, May 6, 2011. JPLEASE STOP EMAILING ME. JDATE SENT ME THIS:. Friday, May 06, 2011 12:22 PM. Make mom happy this year - meet a special girl! This Mother's Day, turn mom's kvetching into kvelling. The next time she asks what you're doing to meet a nice Jewish girl, give her the answer you know she wants to hear. Hurry, JDate's Mother's Day special expires Sunday, May 8th! I SENT JDATE THIS:. Friday, May 06, 2011 10:17 AM. FREE Breakfast on Mother's Day! See your local store for details. I've tried t...

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Diary of a Disillusioned Dater: An Open Letter: A Repost

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Tuesday, November 5, 2013. An Open Letter: A Repost. AN OPEN LETTER TO THE GUYS WHO SCREW MY SHIT UP. After numerous discussions with single women, it's obvious that my cause is not being helped by a lot of the single guys out there. Their idiotic, childish, self involved behavior has heaped so much baggage upon so many available, desirable women that a dude like me doesn't stand a chance. As such, I feel compelled to address these unintentional cock blockers. To the guys who invite women to an event and...

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Diary of a Disillusioned Dater: THE UNION SQUARE BONER

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Thursday, June 2, 2011. THE UNION SQUARE BONER. And while I'm on the subject, ladies, why not just lift the seat altogether if you're not gonna sit on it? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Have Something to Say to Me? Sabor Y Algo Mas (Healthy Cooking). COWCH POTATOES: THE ANIMATED SERIES. MANDATE THE MOVIE(a comedy about dating). THE COCK AND BALLS PHOTO. DIARY OF A DISILLUSIONED DATER: SAMPLE CHAPTER. Confessions from Men: 50 Signs Your Partner May Be Cheating. THE "FUCKIN' CUNT" STORY.

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Diary of a Disillusioned Dater: I AM THE GRINGO

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Saturday, April 23, 2011. I AM THE GRINGO. I grabbed a pen before she left and I asked her to tell me exactly what to say. Just say, ' Hola. Jo soy Marc. Eeesabel. I asked, perplexed. "What's Jo? I thought it was Yo.". Jo is fine too," she said. That's how they say it in Argentina.". But I'm not calling Argentina. How do they say it in Colombia? She sighed, exasperated by my unabashed gringo- osity. Anyone who speaks Spanish will understand what you mean when you say Jo.". But why am I saying jo. I'll re...