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The Chicago Lampoon: Chicago Reader's Most Eligible Singles: Black Trannies, Latino Queers, Wimpy Asians and Weird Whites
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Monday, February 23, 2015. Chicago Reader's Most Eligible Singles: Black Trannies, Latino Queers, Wimpy Asians and Weird Whites. Time was a newspaper would run a feature story on the "Most Eligible Singles" and you'd see a photo phalanx of handsome masculine over achievers and gorgeous ultra feminine blond bombshells. Dream date "Angelica" "Let's play two! Not so with today's cultural Marxist scribes of the dying Chicago Sun Times. Dying weekly throwaway, the Chicago Reader. Wearing a woman's wig,. And t...
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The Chicago Lampoon: Roskam Weasels Out Again: IL GOP AWOL on Anti Amnesty Court Brief
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Tuesday, May 12, 2015. Roskam Weasels Out Again: IL GOP AWOL on Anti Amnesty Court Brief. Yesterday, 113 Members of Congress and 26 state governors filed a "friend of the court" brief. In support of a lawsuit designed to overturn Obama's dictatorial executive amnesty for illegal aliens. Peter "The Weasel" Roskam. Not a single member of the Illinois GOP delegation to Congress signed on. Roskam and Hultgren are weasels too. In December, Roskam told everbody. Just sit tight until then, Roskam assured us.
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The Chicago Lampoon: Niles West H.S. and Niles North H.S. Fatcat Teachers Salaries
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Tuesday, February 22, 2011. Niles West H.S. and Niles North H.S. Fatcat Teachers Salaries. Niles West Has The Highest Paid. Gym Teacher In the State of Illinois. Posted below are all the salaries of the teachers at Niles West High School and Niles North High School. Editor's note: When this article was first released only the 2010 salaries were available to the public. The Family Taxpayers Network. At the same time, senior citizen homeowners in Skokie, Lincolnwood and Morton Grove stand to lose their hom...
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The Chicago Lampoon: A Complete Chronicle of Mick Jagger's Voluminous and Varied Sex Life
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Monday, February 4, 2013. A Complete Chronicle of Mick Jagger's Voluminous and Varied Sex Life. Once I house sat for a family in the Woodley Park section of Washington, D.C. and while they had a great collection of fine French brandies, their library left a whole lot to be desired. Mick Jagger turns 70 this July. So out of sheer boredom, I found myself sipping their fine restorative libations while reading an unexpurgated biography of the closeted homosexual movie star, Rock Hudson. On those rare occasio...
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The Chicago Lampoon: Celebrating German Militarism and Social Repression at Chicago's DANK Haus
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Sunday, February 10, 2013. Celebrating German Militarism and Social Repression at Chicago's DANK Haus. With much fanfare, the DANK Haus, one of Chicago's German-American outfits, announced last week that it had raised enough dough to professionally restore. A fancy antique oil portrait of, the founder of the 2nd Reich, Kaiser Wilhelm I. They say they're going to throw a big party in October to unveil it. DANK Haus is restoring this portrait of German. Warmonger and anti-Catholic bigot Kaiser Wilhelm I.
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The Chicago Lampoon: Fatcats in Evanston/Skokie CCSD 65: More Evanston Teachers Salaries
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Friday, February 11, 2011. Fatcats in Evanston/Skokie CCSD 65: More Evanston Teachers Salaries. Editor's Note - The complete list of Evanston/Skokie District 65 Teachers' and administrators salaries has been updated to reflect 2011 salaries - the latest which are publicly available. With the unionized teachers pleading poverty and threatening to strike, the information may be particularly more salient this year. 8/13/12). It's not that way today. That's why the Family Taxpayers Foundation. Posted below, ...
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The Chicago Lampoon: Asking Muslim Bakeries for a Gay Wedding Cake
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Friday, April 3, 2015. Asking Muslim Bakeries for a Gay Wedding Cake. With this past week's brouhaha over Christians who turn down confectionery orders for homosexual weddings, it might be worthwhile to ask if, say, the Muslim bakeries on Chicago's Devon Ave. would do the same. Taza Bakery has"Cakes for all. Occasions" on Devon Avenue. Moreover, will Chicago's gay activists target them to ensure that they perform these mercantile tasks, in spite of personal religious opposition? Posted by Chicago Lampoon.
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The Chicago Lampoon: Alexander the Great's Wildest Ever Booze Bash
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Tuesday, May 5, 2015. Alexander the Great's Wildest Ever Booze Bash. The ninnies and nannies who run American colleges have been atwitter over the phenomenon of college binge drinking. As a means of expanding and justifying the existence of their ever expanding and increasingly unjustifiable bureaucratic empires, they've joined forces with the Obama administration. To clamp down on collegiate boozing. Page 250) the following occurred in 324 BC:. Now that, really puts most any modern day collegiate drunka...
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The Chicago Lampoon: Queen Elizabeth's Trip to North America
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Tuesday, July 6, 2010. Queen Elizabeth's Trip to North America. Editor's note - In light of the news that Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain is winding up her trip to North America with a visit to Ground Zero in New York, I thought it appropriate to re-post this bit from the Chicago Lampoon archives. It was originally posted on October 19, 2009). Hey Queen - How Do Ya Like Chicago So Far? But it got me thinking about the English in Chicago. He traveled here from New York in 1835, because his nincompoop ...
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The Chicago Lampoon: Rape Skyrocketing in Chicago: White Women Victimized by Black and Brown Rapists
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Friday, August 2, 2013. Rape Skyrocketing in Chicago: White Women Victimized by Black and Brown Rapists. The front page headline in the Tribune. S free throwaway Redeye. Blared out of the Red corner newspaper boxes on August 1st: 3 per day - Sexual Assaults in Chicago - And up to half go unreported! S kiddie tabloid conveniently failed to report was the racial breakdown of rapes in Chicago. But stony silence from Chicago's liberal media on the race of Chicago's rapists and the race of their victims.