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Saturday, June 16, 2012. Gawd damn world is ending! Gawd damn bath salts and dumb people! I just can't take it! Can't even go to the park with ya grand kid without worrying about having ya face eaten, used to be ya only had to worry about which bench ya sat at. in case some ass decided to feed them dirty Gawd damn birds. Can't tell ya how many damn times a bird took a dump on my beautiful hair! Oh my Gawd now we have to worry about ZOMBIE PEOPLE TOO! Where the hell is my agent? My Gawd look at that!

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The Life Of Schemear: May 2012

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Wednesday, May 30, 2012. Daughter made the paper! Bad PR is GOOD PR. BUT! MY GAWD DAMN DAUGHTER AGAIN! She can't for ONE second keep herself out of the DAMN PAPER! I am try'n to get back in the biz and here she is RUINING my REPUTATION! And SHE has the nerve to say this kid looks like ME! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Amazon Contextual Product Ads. Tip This Cow with Loves! There was an error in this gadget. Daughter made the paper! Bad PR is GOOD PR. BUT! View my complete profile.

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The Life Of Schemear: Meet my Aunt Tessie, you want her? SHE'S YOURS!

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Saturday, February 11, 2012. Meet my Aunt Tessie, you want her? This here is my Aunt Tessie, after the woman died her husband had her stuffed. Here she's been sitting for about 25 yrs in my GAWD damn basement in the corner, since I was the lucky SOB to inherit her corpse.when her sicko husband died. She had no kids, thank Gawd, really. look at her? I had put her up on E-Bay and that Greg's list. I can't get any takers. I've been keeping a sheet on her, I don't want to look at her! I just can't take it!

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The Life Of Schemear: May 2011

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Wednesday, May 18, 2011. One of the countless songs written about me personally. Thursday, May 5, 2011. Memories from my Facebook archives Part 1. Since I am too damn lazy to write anything at this moment, here I will also start including some stories that I had shared on my Facebook page. So here i give ya "Memories from my. Archives part 1" :. My Birthday in Disney World 2010. I couldn't believe it! We stayed at Nicky. BTW them corn fritters came in handy on that plane ride. My daughter ran off with on...

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The Life Of Schemear: September 2011

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Friday, September 16, 2011. Slight name change, the return to Facebook and some other madness in Schemear world. What a pain in the freak'n behind these last couple of weeks have been. First of all my daughter showed up late for dinner on Labor day, because she was in freak'n Gawd Damn LABOR! I just don't know what to do with this chick-o-roo tramp of a child of mine. This woman is past her 40's and still is a pop'n mamma! What the hell are they talk'n about here? I am an individual person! Not a religio...

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Saturday, June 16, 2012. Gawd damn world is ending! Gawd damn bath salts and dumb people! I just can't take it! Can't even go to the park with ya grand kid without worrying about having ya face eaten, used to be ya only had to worry about which bench ya sat at. in case some ass decided to feed them dirty Gawd damn birds. Can't tell ya how many damn times a bird took a dump on my beautiful hair! Oh my Gawd now we have to worry about ZOMBIE PEOPLE TOO! Where the hell is my agent? My Gawd look at that!

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Saturday, June 16, 2012. Gawd damn world is ending! Gawd damn bath salts and dumb people! I just can't take it! Can't even go to the park with ya grand kid without worrying about having ya face eaten, used to be ya only had to worry about which bench ya sat at. in case some ass decided to feed them dirty Gawd damn birds. Can't tell ya how many damn times a bird took a dump on my beautiful hair! Oh my Gawd now we have to worry about ZOMBIE PEOPLE TOO! Where the hell is my agent? My Gawd look at that!

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