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For mommies who like to read and share funny sh*t. Monthly Archives: March 2015. Asking Grandma to Babysit. March 28, 2015. Me: Hi mom, what are you doing? G-ma: Not much. Just folding some laundry. Me: Oh that sounds like fun. G-ma: Oh yeah, I am just living the dream. Me: Well…everything okay? You have anything on your agenda this weekend? G-ma: Not really, I may go shopping on Sunday with (my aunt). Me: Well you two are about as fun as Kathie Lee and Hoda. G-ma: Who the hell is Yoda? Me: Are you sure?
Moms Say The Darndest Things | The Minivan Princess
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For mommies who like to read and share funny sh*t. Moms Say The Darndest Things. July 2, 2015. We all know that kids can say funny, adorable, and sometimes shocking things. But what about moms? Well, we can say some crazy shit too. Here are some actual and (I’m not kidding) real life things that have come out of my mouth over the last few ass-kicking summer days. Honey, it’s not polite to put your wiener on my arm. Will you just shut—up—town funk you up. K thanks. No need to Facetime me darling, we are i...
Warning: Are Pool Days Right For You? | The Minivan Princess
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For mommies who like to read and share funny sh*t. Warning: Are Pool Days Right For You? May 22, 2015. It is highly likely that when putting on a swimsuit, you will experience immediate stomach bloating. No one knows why this occurs, but you will swear that your stomach wasn’t that. Full ten minutes prior. Possible explanations are gas, the need to pass a motion, or excess water weight. If one and two don’t work, go with the water weight excuse. You may find yourself easing your body (starting with only ...
Dear People Who Make Maxi Dresses | The Minivan Princess
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For mommies who like to read and share funny sh*t. Dear People Who Make Maxi Dresses. May 7, 2015. Get your shit together. You don’t have much time. I don’t want to shave my legs sometimes and the length of a maxi dress covers any leg hair that may prickly and painful to the touch, or in more severe cases, slightly curling. You can dress them up for a night out, or down for a trip to the park with the kids. I consider dressing it up to be putting on lipstick, but whatevs. You really are a piece of work, ...
If our Great-Grandmothers would’ve had Facebook and Twitter when they were young mothers… | The Minivan Princess
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For mommies who like to read and share funny sh*t. If our Great-Grandmothers would’ve had Facebook and Twitter when they were young mothers…. March 4, 2014. If you like this, please share the link, or click the Facebook button down below! I’d thank ya ever so kindly! There’s lots of buttons to choose from. If you thought that was funny, then you should check out my book, The Unbalancing Act. Now on Amazon Kindle! Share this pretty please:. This entry was tagged childbirth. Fashion 2014, Mommy Style.
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Some Birds | Sarcasmica
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8220;Who Is This Person? Getting through motherhood one hour at a time. Aside from being a stay at home mom, I dabble in the volunteer realm at a local parrot sanctuary. Here are some pics of the birds I work with and see twice/week. Me at my volunteer gig. The inspiration for A Letter To The Person Wanting To Buy A Bird. Finally getting to give scratches. Moseley the Big Blue Dinosaur (hyacinth macaw). This is the “look at how cute I am, don’t you want to pick me up? Please feed my self confidence.
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8220;Who Is This Person? Getting through motherhood one hour at a time. Published January 5, 2017. Never commit to an elderly orthodontist who is obviously well into his retirement years. You would think this would be common sense, but apparently I like a challenge. It wasnt worth it. Our ortho is the same my son had. They think it’s helpful, fun and undoubtedly profitable to treat the adults of the kids that make up the primary part of their practice. The slice in my gum tells me so. Senile Orthodontist...
Convos With My Kid | Sarcasmica
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8220;Who Is This Person? Getting through motherhood one hour at a time. Convos With My Kid. Published January 8, 2017. I’ve told this story out loud to a few friends, but I realize I better “write it down” before it’s completely lost in the ether and out of my brain forever. The day after Christmas I took my son to Target to use a gift card. Side note: Never rush to Target the day after Christmas in the hopes of finding anything on the shelf. It was and empty anti climactic exercise in futility). We went...
Feather Shop! | Sarcasmica
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8220;Who Is This Person? Getting through motherhood one hour at a time. If you are interested in beautiful hand made wreaths adorned with responsibly collected feathers from the sanctuary where I volunteer, check out my (small but mighty) Etsy shop! A portion from each sale gets donated back to Zazu’s House Parrot Sanctuary. Https:/ www.etsy.com/shop/FeatheredFavors? Please feed my self confidence. Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.
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8220;Who Is This Person? Getting through motherhood one hour at a time. All posts tagged proud momma. Convos With My Kid. Published January 8, 2017. I’ve told this story out loud to a few friends, but I realize I better “write it down” before it’s completely lost in the ether and out of my brain forever. The day after Christmas I took my son to Target to use a gift card. Anyway, on the drive my son asks “Mom, why does the Christmas song say ‘you better not pout, you better not cry’? 8220;That’s rea...
small humans | Sarcasmica
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8220;Who Is This Person? Getting through motherhood one hour at a time. All posts tagged small humans. Convos With My Kid. Published January 8, 2017. I’ve told this story out loud to a few friends, but I realize I better “write it down” before it’s completely lost in the ether and out of my brain forever. The day after Christmas I took my son to Target to use a gift card. Anyway, on the drive my son asks “Mom, why does the Christmas song say ‘you better not pout, you better not cry’? 8220;That’s re...
doing the best i can | Sarcasmica
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8220;Who Is This Person? Getting through motherhood one hour at a time. Doing the best i can. All posts tagged doing the best i can. Published January 3, 2017. Dear Teachers of My Little Angels,. I tried. I really did, I swear. I tried really hard to prepare them for going back to school today. I even began prep last night. 7:45 Tuck everyone in. Everyone was bathed, storied, brushed, loved, and hugged. 7:49 Girl child comes downstairs claiming headache and inability to fall asleep. And because I was bus...
letter to teacher | Sarcasmica
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8220;Who Is This Person? Getting through motherhood one hour at a time. All posts tagged letter to teacher. Published January 3, 2017. Dear Teachers of My Little Angels,. I tried. I really did, I swear. I tried really hard to prepare them for going back to school today. I even began prep last night. 7:45 Tuck everyone in. Everyone was bathed, storied, brushed, loved, and hugged. 7:49 Girl child comes downstairs claiming headache and inability to fall asleep. At least, this is what he tells me. And becaus...
surviving break | Sarcasmica
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8220;Who Is This Person? Getting through motherhood one hour at a time. All posts tagged surviving break. Published January 3, 2017. Dear Teachers of My Little Angels,. I tried. I really did, I swear. I tried really hard to prepare them for going back to school today. I even began prep last night. 7:45 Tuck everyone in. Everyone was bathed, storied, brushed, loved, and hugged. 7:49 Girl child comes downstairs claiming headache and inability to fall asleep. At least, this is what he tells me. And because ...
back to school | Sarcasmica
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8220;Who Is This Person? Getting through motherhood one hour at a time. All posts tagged back to school. Published January 3, 2017. Dear Teachers of My Little Angels,. I tried. I really did, I swear. I tried really hard to prepare them for going back to school today. I even began prep last night. 7:45 Tuck everyone in. Everyone was bathed, storied, brushed, loved, and hugged. 7:49 Girl child comes downstairs claiming headache and inability to fall asleep. At least, this is what he tells me. And because I...
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