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tori dot gov: How to Write a Cover Letter
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Friday, September 24, 2010. How to Write a Cover Letter. Yeah, basically everyone who works in publishing has made fun of cover letter writing at one point or another. So what, punk? Do you feel lucky? I didn't think so. You can't spell "novel" without 80% of the letters necessary to spell "hovel.". Here's my fail-proof guide on the art of writing a charming cover letter that will not only catch your editor's attention, but keep it trained, like a well-oiled AK-47, right on you. Is your editor a man?
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tori dot gov: How To Have a Heart Attack ASAP
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010. How To Have a Heart Attack ASAP. Sorry I haven't written anything lately. I've been feeling very bitter. And when you're bitter, it's hard to be funny (see: stand-up comedy). Thankfully, I was able to channel my pain into great art, and I stand before you today with a never-before-seen excerpt from my new book, Bitter Water, Bitter Bread: A Memoir. 1 Major in writing, but make sure you interact- on a daily basis- with those who cannot. 8 Eat lots of potato chips until you burst.
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tori dot gov: How to Fight the Establishment: For Your Body Type
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Thursday, June 16, 2011. How to Fight the Establishment: For Your Body Type. Thankfully, I exist. And I'm here to fix this travesty. My handy guide will help YOU determine how best to strive for the ruination of the Establishment and everything it stands for while rocking the curves your mama gave you. WORK IT, GURL! But not for a soul-sucking megacorp, please. Finding Your Shape: According to my online Bible, bodyshapefashionadvice.com. I knew I could. Fighting the Good Fight: The curvaceous PEAR must.
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Hey Now: October 2011
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Monday, October 31, 2011. Per usual, I have waited until the very last minute to make this happen. All of October I've been going back and forth with myself as to whether or not I should participate in NaNoWriMo. You should do it! I'd say. "You love writing.". I know, I know! But you totally whipped out a 110,000 word novel in 4 weeks before." Ah, yes, this one is not. The voice of reason. This is the one that reminds me that I can do amazing things, even when I have absolutely no. All the best,. I am a ...
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Hey Now: COLS Giveaway!!
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Sunday, June 3, 2012. If you came from KaceyVanderkarr.com, you're in the right place. If not, then you need to CLICK HERE. To see what this contest is all about! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Visit my other project, The Stranger Diaries, where Gandalf and Megatron converse. Odds are, we're stranger than you. GoneReading International donates 100% of its after-tax profits to fund new libraries and reading-related charities. Stuff You Need to Know About. The Stuff I Say.
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Hey Now: March 2012
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Wednesday, March 28, 2012. Then I wonder. Isn't this how you're supposed to feel when you're truly passionate about something? Would life suddenly fall into place if I was a full-time writer? Would the grass be greener, the sky bluer? OkayI'm getting off track, but you get the point. What if writing is my. Yeah, yeah, I. I'm a writer. I got it.). There is something so fulfilling about sharing your writing with the world. Words, words, words, words. This is what my best friend Lana sings when she can'...
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tori dot gov: Hangover Cures
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Monday, February 27, 2012. Turn that hangover into a hangunder. Swiftly strike your thumb with a large mallet. Cut off a toe. Run really fast into moving traffic. Eat something raw. Something still alive. Jump in place until you collapse from exhaustion. Watch a really bad movie while giving yourself bangs with a chainsaw. Eat an icicle in one bite. Learn a new language. (It's helpful to set goals: do it in twenty minutes.). Throw things into the air and try to get beneath them when they fall. How to Tel...
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tori dot gov: A new home for my little blog
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Friday, March 16, 2012. A new home for my little blog. In case you haven't noticed, I've moved over to my very own domain, just like a real dictator: toridotgov.com. I tried to transfer my thousands of followers over but I just don't know how to do that. So you'll have to follow me of your own accord. If you're so inclined. I MISS YOU ALREADY, BLOGSPOT HEADER. I LOVED YOU. I REALLY DID. A slightly caffeinated Tori. You are truly great. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Does Everything Bore You?
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tori dot gov: Root Canal of the Soul
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Friday, March 2, 2012. Root Canal of the Soul. I love my dentist. But lately, she's been.I don't know. Something's been off. At my last cleaning, her touch was so tender, so gentle. She told me I had beautiful teeth. She told me I had beautiful gums. When a dentist says that, it means. Then she pressed something horrible against my teeth and it made a beeping sound. Then the creepy dental hygienist came in and said, "I want your teeth. Can we take them out and put them in my mouth? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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