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Stupid Cunt and Granny:. Double Teaming Your Mom Since 1842. Saturday, April 30, 2005. Have you heard about these new guys, the "Christians"? They're so poor that they only have ONE God! My first year of college ends in two weeks and I have an almost impossible load of work that I've put off, so what am I doing right now? While writing that first sentence I thought of something like "SC G/G SC: Inducing/Invoking/Blaming Senioritis Since Freshman Year," but it would only be half-true. Stupid Cunt does.
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Stupid Cunt and Granny:. Double Teaming Your Mom Since 1842. Tuesday, August 16, 2005. Muggle's one of them British words. Whenever I watch a British comedy, I have to put on subtitles. Otherwise I'll only catch half of a joke, at best, and I'll hear the laughtrack, so I know it's supposed to be funny, but I just can't fucking understand British people. Does this happen to anybody else? By the way, L12. I'm getting paid to blog right now! Posted by G, S.C. @ 10:40 AM. Or does she have one? You idiot, i D...
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Stupid Cunt and Granny:. Double Teaming Your Mom Since 1842. Sunday, December 24, 2006. This is Granny. I have a new blog. I actually started it over a year ago, but I don't like you so I didn't say anything. Also, I stopped writing in it a year ago. But hey, now I care! Haha just kidding. But no, really. I will hurt you. Posted by G, S.C. @ 1:05 PM. View my complete profile. Not-So-Recent Gems of Pure Genius. I enjoy Steve Carell. By the way, you were born with a penis. Pimp Ho = Granny.
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Stupid Cunt and Granny:. Double Teaming Your Mom Since 1842. Monday, February 28, 2005. Burn that fever, baby! G: Don't drag me into your web of lies and deceit. SC: You're not a web! My middle name's deceit. SC's Edit: To be fair, it should be noted that I have a fever. A big one. And you're a whore. A big one. [Yeah, I'M the whore. The virgin. Is the whore of our room. That makes sense. Dumbass.]. Posted by G, S.C. @ 5:16 PM. Sunday, February 27, 2005. How can one night last for three days? L12: What a...
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Stupid Cunt and Granny:. Double Teaming Your Mom Since 1842. Friday, August 12, 2005. Then, because my state is a bitch, I needed to wait a full year before I could get my license. In the months before the year was up, I was entertaining dreams of greatness. Driving by myself was gonna rock! I was gonna get down with my 16-year old self! I didn't get it-I mean, I did have it for a year. I passed on February 6 the year before, and now it was February 8. Posted by G, S.C. @ 2:50 AM. View my complete profile.
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Stupid Cunt and Granny:. Double Teaming Your Mom Since 1842. Monday, August 08, 2005. Say it, don't spraaay it. I want the news, not the weeeather. I was about a block out of my house when I noticed the skywriting. The skywriting that was above my head. In the sky. Get it? Good, because it was almost the funniest thing I've seen all week. JESUS LOVES U LOTS". The funniest thing I saw all week? Ok, since you asked. Remember that song "U Me = Us (I know my calculuuus)" from 80 thousand years ago? This comm...
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Stupid Cunt and Granny:. Double Teaming Your Mom Since 1842. Thursday, June 30, 2005. The Staple Gun 2 : The Smell of Idiocy. Will be pleased to know that I have bested myself in the dumb-staple-removing department. I had been stapling, unstapling, and scanning papers for about ten minutes, managing to not be a retard in that time, but we all knew it was coming. Yeah, that's right: I tried to remove a staple with a stapler. Goddamn. Posted by G, S.C. @ 11:35 AM. That's what I thought.). Overhead at lunch...
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Stupid Cunt and Granny:. Double Teaming Your Mom Since 1842. Monday, March 28, 2005. It's 6:22 pm, and Granny *isn't here*. This is completely weird- we're usually such predictable people. I apologize for the craptacular post SC has foisted upon our otherwise perfect and unfailingly entertaining blog. Nobody cares that I wasn't in our room. I would delete this post, but I like having as much proof as possible of SC's stupidity. -G]. By the way, ignore my last post when comparing our intelligence.]. She's...
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Stupid Cunt and Granny:. Double Teaming Your Mom Since 1842. Thursday, August 25, 2005. British people are crazy. Look at this. Look at whats wrong with this. http:/ www.sitemeter.com/default.asp? Tell me. Man. I'm high. I talked to a woman in the laundromat for like ten minutes while my friends jsut laughed at me. Then a car almost ran us over. Before this, I rapped. Shay with the gauge and vinalla with the nine. Posted by G, S.C. @ 2:12 AM. At Thursday, August 25, 2005 9:56:00 AM. The best Free Traffic.
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Stupid Cunt and Granny:. Double Teaming Your Mom Since 1842. Thursday, August 11, 2005. Droppin the F-bomb. Fart you. I went from getting the highest grade in the class on the midterm to getting an F on the final. A fucking F. That's only the second time ever that I've flunked a test-calculus was first period, I drove myself to school that year, and I oversleep-do the math (hopefully better than I did, ZING! This sucks. Why the hell did I take a course in the summer anyways? Do you even have to ask?