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Absurdist Media: December 2006
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Tuesday, December 19, 2006. I want a new drug.". Job 1: Gun Shooting Range Attendant. Job 2: High Rise Window Cleaner. Job 3: Psychiatrist's Receptionist. Job 4: Street Sweeper. Job 5: Cross Country Truck Driver. If anyone out there has read all of this, and can make my new career a reality, please contact me through this website concerning my future employment by your company. My cover letter can be found in the archives of this very blog under Can You Take Me Hire Enough? Links to this post.
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Absurdist Media: March 2006
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Monday, March 27, 2006. Letter Writing 2: Write Harder. I know that you have lived in rooms and seen me do devious shit unmentionable unwarranted acts of carnage and you would never hate me for it. Yours is a personality of a true warrior; a battle tested friend with a quiet verisimilitude. You are true like trivia show answers, sports triumphs, news broadcasts and reruns of treasured sitcoms. Mrs Wood, I disagree. Labels: Letters to Stuff. Posted by Jeff Laughlin @ 9:41 PM. Links to this post. Unlike my...
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Mr. Darsie's Time Machine: August 2006
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Pitchfork Media Guest Reviews pt. 2: The 1890 Cleveland Infants (Player's League Professional Baseballers). Friday, August 25, 2006. Stars Are Blind (Single). Warner Bros. / WEA; 2006]. Darby O'Brien: Arose 10 AM. Loafted around the house all morning. In to work at WD 3 PM. Off at 2 hours 30 of the clock. Took surface car home arriving 1:25. Had a feed and retired 2 AM. Kenefick Doesn't need a haircut! Quite the players, they were. Pop Snyder: Holy cats! Good work, gumshoes. Friday, August 18, 2006.
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Mr. Darsie's Time Machine: June 2006
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Him name is hopkin green frog. Thursday, June 29, 2006. How often do you take showers? Once every two days? How about 5 to 6 times a month? Lately, it's been just that. The reasons come down to these (in order of their impact with the worst on the top):. 2 Serious waste of time. 30 minutes for the shower and 15 minutes to find clothes and get dried off is what I need for taking showers. What can I do with an extra 37.5 minutes per day (an average) or 18.75 hours per month? What I do at work. The newly so...
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Mr. Darsie's Time Machine: December 2006
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I dont mean to brag, but i just won a free ringtone. Sunday, December 10, 2006. View my complete profile. An Open Letter To Clint Eastwood. MC Hammer did the Hammer Dance in back the early . If you say beer can with an english accent it so. I had walked down to Subway to get a sub, so every. What did you guys think of the part where the guy . She wore a raspberry beret. Mr Darsie's Time Machine. 1994 - Powered by Blogger. Original design by Michael Heilemann.
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Mr. Darsie's Time Machine: October 2006
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I did the iggy. Friday, October 27, 2006. New Yorker caption contest for the week of 11-2-00. What if adrenaline caused you to fall asleep. Roller coasters would be pretty boring. You can't believe that you've let your friends talk you into going on a blind date! Still though, it has been awhile since you've been on a date and it could turn out to be a lot of fun. It's almost time to pick her up. Better give her a quick call to tell her that you are on your way. A female voice answers. For added fun watc...
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Absurdist Media: October 2006
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Friday, October 27, 2006. You know the drill. The story comes from a writing session. This time, my friend Eric and I wrote a story about diving. The character had to have asphyxiation hallucinations and see Neptune in some form. Here goes. Marco at the Bar. He was a decent manager, Marco, and his strength was working alongside his men. Where were they now, his team? Was there a friendly barracuda? Did his team send them along? Why not when he was young and able-bodied; available to banter alongside them...
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Absurdist Media: April 2006
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Friday, April 28, 2006. Of Sickness and Silence. Of course, none of this was spoken. The entrails of conversation lead us to this point there is no real conversation to be had once the fifth year of a friendship arrives. All of them are recycled jokes and memory based reveries. Essentially, all the discussions arrive at the same three points: I can’t believe person X did that. We did something ridiculous last night/that night. Or I hate my current social/living/working situation. Embracing a dangerous ye...