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JP's World of False Mayhem: November 2005
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JP's World of False Mayhem. Sunday, November 27, 2005. Another Sunday is coming to a close. Today I got up early and headed to my parents house - my mom was being inducted into her church today so we all decided to go to cheer her on (although, cheering is sadly frowned upon in church for some reason). Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I spent the afternoon in church. Posted by JP @ 8:59 PM. Saturday, November 26, 2005. 1 an unexpected birthday present. 2 to keep her mouth shut sometimes. 4 creative and fantast...
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JP's World of False Mayhem: December 2005
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JP's World of False Mayhem. Saturday, December 10, 2005. OK, so I'm tired of looking at that Brazilian ass, so I'm changing my post in the hopes that it will disappear from my screen every time I check my blog. Posted by JP @ 9:27 AM. Tuesday, December 06, 2005. OK Kyle - my sexy brazilian name is. Your Sexy Brazilian Name is:. What's" Your Sexy Brazilian Name? Wow, that is sexy. Even better is my pimp name. Your Pimp Name Is. What's" Your Pimp Name? And apparently, my daddy is. Your Daddy Is OJ.
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JP's World of False Mayhem: August 2005
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JP's World of False Mayhem. Sunday, August 28, 2005. So, I have finally entered the world of 'blogging'. I've been trying to figure out the appeal for a long time now, and figured that the only way to truly understand is by immersing myself in it. And so begins the story for the day. I’m too locked into myself to actually do something like that - perhaps I need to get drunk in the morning before work to erase any pre-conceived notion that this is wrong or incorrect. Posted by JP @ 1:31 PM.
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JP's World of False Mayhem: September 2005
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JP's World of False Mayhem. Saturday, September 24, 2005. Its my party and I'll cry if I want to. Today is my birthday - my actual birthday, and I have done nothing that I wanted to get done today. I have to pack, I have to clean, I have to be prepared. I wish, however that I could more easily control when I feel sad. Sadness is a part of life, I know - its disappointment, its loss, its hurt and anger and is encompassing when it strikes you. Why am I sad? Posted by JP @ 1:48 PM. Friday, September 23, 2005.
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JP's World of False Mayhem: June 2006
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JP's World of False Mayhem. Saturday, June 10, 2006. I have no idea why I haven't blogged in months - further more, why I have decided to write today. I'm bored out of my mind; I think that must be it. So, how do I incorporate this into my every day life? Oh God, yes. But it's my life, and I want to live it. Posted by JP @ 7:54 AM. Toronto, Ontario, Canada. View my complete profile. Back from the dark side.
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JP's World of False Mayhem: October 2005
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JP's World of False Mayhem. Monday, October 31, 2005. Last year, I went as static cling - one of the costumes I'm most proud of. I actually made the top out of socks, and was intending fully on making the bottom the same, but realized that I was 'bearing' a little too much. Other creative costumes from the past:. Marshmallow (wrapped myself in white foam attached with suspenders). Solar system (made a contraption that sat on my head with giant styrofoam balls hanging off). Whats on for next year? When I ...
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JP's World of False Mayhem: January 2006
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JP's World of False Mayhem. Wednesday, January 18, 2006. OK, so Kyle has tagged me for something that I have no context on, but honestly, its pretty simple. Four jobs you have had in your life:. 1 Shift Manager, McDonalds. 2 Logistics Coordinator, Borderfree. 3 Ecommerce specialist, Danier Leather Corporate. 4 Graphic Studio Manager, Indigo. Four movies you would watch over and over:. 1 Lord of the Rings trilogy. Four places you have lived:. 1 Devils Pulpit, Caledon Ontario. 3 CSI: New York.