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These Creases: The Glitzy World of Blogging, Online STDs and Minkie’s Bum

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The Glitzy World of Blogging, Online STDs and Minkie’s Bum. Waily waily, whatever shall I do? The call of fame, fortune, loose women and celebrity gambling is calling me, yet how much of myself am I willing to sacrifice to become a stumbling part of this A-list parade? Seeing as how this blog has now been (relatively) functional for close to a year, I figure that my celebrity status is but a few scant months in my future. I can smell the Crystal and Caviar from here. Don’t forget the hookers. By way of t...

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These Creases Daily: OMFG It’s A Gun That Shoots Skin

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Friday, January 13, 2012. OMFG It’s A Gun That Shoots Skin. Video after the jump). 8220;We are Skin Gun! Groupies queue to the left.”. PS Not really Skin Gun). Developed by Jörg C. Gerlach. Sick Tagz, Brah. A computer ensures that the cells are evenly distributed and an artificial capillary system is attached to keep the new skin alive for all of the four fucking days it takes for the skin to heal. No one will ever guess you were anywhere near that burning crib. The possibilities are endless…. So anyone ...

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These Creases: The Emo Debate - A Mini Article

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The Emo Debate - A Mini Article. It’s become a joke now that Emo. Is the new scourge of the music and fashion world; black and neon kaifs, skinny jeans and mascara abound and the same three chords have never in the history of radio been played so frequently on air. But why does this new fashion seem to upset so many people? I know my own reasons for my distaste, and I imagine that they are similar to those of others. Bars that they usually frequented. They were the kids who thought that Nickelback wa...

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These Creases Daily: Rock Out With A Marshall Fridge

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Wednesday, March 28, 2012. Rock Out With A Marshall Fridge. Move over SMEG. While you were off re-appropriating your grandfathers leather sandals and cataloguing your Two Door Cinema Club vinyl collection, Marshall was back at your place, banging your girlfriend and drinking your beer. At the same time. With a classic Marshall Stack design and function knobs that crank up to 11 (God bless you, This Is Spinal Tap) this fridge is just about the greatest present any man could receive. Promote Your Page Too.

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These Creases: Lectcha Sketch 13

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OK, I've made the font a little bigger in number 12, so should be easier to read now (I just can't get a good save-for-web setting when it comes to fonts). Without further ado, though, here is Lectcha Sketch number 13! 09 February, 2011 18:10. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Promote Your Page Too. F*ck You, I'm a Platypus! The Glitzy World of Blogging, Online STDs and Minkie’s Bum. Vodacan’t: The Ball-Numbing Black Hole of Vodacom Customer Service. Seinfeld VS Stephen King. The Long Finger of the Law.

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These Creases: Seinfeld VS Stephen King

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Seinfeld VS Stephen King. For those of you who prefer Dean Koontz. well, I guess I should be happy you can read at all. May I suggest a few more equally scintillating reads? That’s the one. So what do these two have in common? Why should they be involved in an epic, no-holds barred fight to the death? 8220;I see you’ve been hitting the good shit.”. Seinfeld accomplished every comedian’s dream – he turned talking about nothing into a career. This man took banality to a whole new level of b...He took this ...

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These Creases: The Long Finger of the Law

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The Long Finger of the Law. Do you know what I love the most about Cape Town (aside from the barely contained social angst lurking behind the tanned smiles, bleached teeth and carefully lined eyes)? Granted, both my examples are set in the Eastern Cape, and one could argue that they have a valid reason behind their slip in services. All other provincial services have subsequently been put on hold. The Eastern Cape Premier takes science seriously. Other provinces, however, have little to no excuse. Xe...

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These Creases: Justin Bieber will Destroy You, and Probably Me Too

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Justin Bieber will Destroy You, and Probably Me Too. Ok, so I came across this article. A little late, but the terrifying implications are in no way lessened by the passage of a few days. The hammer has been struck, the herald has tweeted, the sacrificial emo virgin has been set alight atop Island Def Jam studios. The Biebette army has cast its first stone. It looked like this. Unsurprisingly, Miss Kristopik was forced to close his twitter account, then burry his cellphone in an unmarked grave. Presu...

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These Creases Daily: A Hat That Shoots Lightning And Plays Theme Tunes

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Monday, November 28, 2011. A Hat That Shoots Lightning And Plays Theme Tunes. 8230;then make it play the theme tune to Mortal Kombat. Video after the jump). Now, the science behind this is lost on me - the last time I watched anything remotely similar to this on screen it was exploding a security guard in District 9 – but I have a decent enough working knowledge of electricity to know that this is probably a really fucking bad idea! Its component list is made up of intimidating adjectives like boost.

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These Creases Daily: Red Hot Chili Peppers Release Interactive Video for 'Look Around'

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Monday, March 5, 2012. Red Hot Chili Peppers Release Interactive Video for 'Look Around'. Never ones to disappoint, the Red Hot Chilli Peppers have released their new, interactive music video for Look Around. Basically, it's an opportunity for you, the viewer/listener, to scroll through some personalized rooms, find hidden videos and slide shows and bop your head to the new track (suitably groovy) all while the four of them act like silly buggers in the foreground. Video after the jump). Heavy Metal and ...