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Arthur King: Political Satire and Social Commentary. Wednesday, February 20, 2008. Global warming cited in landmark legal action. February 19, 2007 - Los Angeles - California is suing God, in a landmark legal case. The case follows erratic snowfalls this winter which left many of the state’s lawyers and their yoga instructors stranded in the mountains without snow for days at a time. 8220;It says, ‘In God We Trust’ on the money, but I’m afraid God has betrayed that trust,” said a ...8220;A lot of my clie...
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Arthur King: Political Satire and Social Commentary. Tuesday, April 10, 2007. Babies are Reptiles; ask Jesus, he was Breastfed. So it’s Easter and I have a six-week old baby to write about (The Wife and her friends are insisting that I blog His Majesty). So I’m going to try and blend the two into one blog. I’ll warn you ahead of time that this is going to get random, and offensive, so if you believe in God – do read on, won’t you? So far, so suburban. So Joseph had to marry Mary. Did Joseph say, “I...
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Arthur King: Political Satire and Social Commentary. Monday, September 03, 2007. DEAD DIANA DAY # 10. What’s the difference between Diana Spencer and a field full of landmines? Nothing: they’re both incredibly easy to lay, but terribly expensive to get rid of. August 30, 1997. Twenty-four hours after I recorded that joke, Diana was dead. I’m glad I recorded it, because it provides the perfect contrast to the hysterical outpouring of saccharine sentiment that greeted her death. But Travolta and England...
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Arthur King: Political Satire and Social Commentary. Wednesday, August 08, 2007. Music Festival, Ipswich, England. July 1, 2007. Memphis, Tennessee, USA. July 3, 2007. There are few more fundamental differences between Britain and the US than their attitudes towards religion. Christianity is at the centre of American life. The. Britain for the most part regards Christians as harmless crackpots, a species of shiney-faced loons who are rather too keen and a bit too sweaty. The. So, Christians are mildly ma...
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Arthur King: Political Satire and Social Commentary. Saturday, January 27, 2007. Americans building really really big mirror to stop global warming. Wonderland, Saturday – The US administration announced plans today to put a really really big mirror. In space to deflect the rays of the sun and stop global warming. Several senior members of the administration were seen wandering the aisles of Ikea stores late yesterday evening, filling their trollies with bathroom mirror tiles. 8220;Depending on what time...
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Arthur King: Political Satire and Social Commentary. Wednesday, March 21, 2007. Letter From Amerika – On Blowjobs, Beckham and Sunsets. LOS ANGELES – A few years back now, Hugh Grant got caught by the cops with his cock in a prostitute’s mouth on Sunset Boulevard. What has this got to do with David Beckham? Meanwhile, Hugh got an extreme makeover, becoming a lad with a bad streak. Rather than the sort of chap you’d take home to meet your mother, Hugh Grant became the sort of chap who might jump. You can ...
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Arthur King: Political Satire and Social Commentary. Sunday, April 22, 2007. Letter to the Gun-Nuts from the North American Hunting Club. Who keep offering me Free Membership. Dear Fellow Hunter,. Would you mind very much if I sent you a free rifle or bow to try next time you hunt? I think it was the registration card for The Wife’s Breast Pump. Sorry, I was just fucking around. How about a free rain suit? A free box of ammo? Or a bottle of scent? Okay, okay, slow down. Let’s think about this. I take it ...
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Arthur King: Political Satire and Social Commentary. Saturday, May 19, 2007. Letter to Champion Sports about Motion Control Requirements for modern breasts. No 26, The Railway Cuttings. Department of Human Resources. 5 New England Drive. Dear Sir or Madam,. I have recently become connected to the World Wide Web, and could not help but take note of your. Indeed, it was among the very first sites I visited. I am particularly impressed by the way your latest models "provide maximum bre. Champion apparel, ev...
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Arthur King: Political Satire and Social Commentary. Tuesday, April 22, 2008. April 21, 2008 - BEIJING - The sky fell in Beijing today after a working mother forgot to hold up her half. Mrs Lee was doing her laundry, raising three children, writing cards to her husband's relatives, paying bills, and holding down a full-time factory job when the sky fell in. Maybe the government should hold the sky up a bit more," she added. Production is up. Peasants are happy. . Posted by Arthur King.
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Arthur King: Political Satire and Social Commentary. Tuesday, April 22, 2008. Diana Spencer killed by high-speed car crash, inquest finds. April 22, 2008 –. Http:/ arthur-king.blogspot.com. It took more than six months, and over 240 witnesses gave evidence, but finally the inquest into Diana Spencer's death has ended. However, the jury also found the driver, Henri Paul, and the pursuing pack of journalists responsible for the "unlawful killing" of Spencer. S satire inevitably drew the ire of those who mo...
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