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TwistedWit.com | insults
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Insults from times past. These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. The exchange between Churchill and Lady Astor:. If you were my husband I'd poison your tea.". If you were my wife, I'd drink it.". A member of Parliament to Disraeli:. Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.". That depends, Sir,". Whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.". George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill. Irvin S. Cobb. He is not ...
TwistedWit.com | wisewords
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The wind and the waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators. Life is either a daring adventure or it is nothing. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Necessity may be the mother of invention, but curiosity is the mother of discovery. Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear not absence of fear. One key to happiness, is to do more. of fewer things. We are not just our behavior, we are the person managing our behavior. Kenneth Blanchard, Ph.D. Life is a terminal condition. So ...
TwistedWit.com | stories
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Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure? The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive.". It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. Doc, I can'...
TwistedWit.com | oxymorons
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Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Coming back to life as a hillbilly. The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. All talk and no action. Absentminded...
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Twisted Wishes
Wednesday, July 11, 2012. I love what I haven't seen. Miss a voice I've never heard. Desiring a touch I've never felt. And a kiss I have yet to make. Miss the love letters I haven't received. Miss the scent that you have yet to leave in my clothes. After a hug which I've never felt. But sure enough I know that it's real. Sure to know it when it arrives. As strongly as I did before. You that I cannot see. You that I have yet to meet. You that I always need. Wednesday, July 11, 2012. Wednesday, July 4, 2012.
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Welcome to TwistedWit.com. Allow me to share some wordplay and non-lateral thinking (nod to Edward de Bono. I update this site as the muses demand. Special thanks to Janet Granito and Adam Dorsay for nurturing my inner punster, thus inspiring TwistedWit's creation. Thanks also to other witty contributors of content, some of whom are: Zach Hanson, Beatrice Beaubien, and Lance Frey. Note that I have strictly followed copywriting rules as collected by William Safir, in. Great Rules for Writing. And I'll sha...
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Break like you have broken me. I feel you: beating in my chest, screaming in my lungs, crimson on my lips. The most iconic harry potter character is easily blaise zabini’s mother who was so beautiful she got away with murdering each of her seven husbands, all of whom had left her their fortunes when they died. by the time husband #3 died, it was probably really obvious she had a hand in their deaths and yet! Four more men decided she was worth it! Four more dudes decided dying was an ok sacrifice for her!
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Because All We Every Really Wanna Do Is Laugh. Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-05-16. May 16th, 2012. Read More ». Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-03-28. March 28th, 2012. Reality has been my only blind spot for years. #. When I'm bored, I text a random number saying I hid the body…now what? Read More ». Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-03-21. March 21st, 2012. Theres nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper. #. RT @ rodney at large. Thanks t...
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