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Booty Is In the Eye of The Beholder | the ümabomber
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MAKING AWESOME HAPPEN ONE BIKE RIDE AT A TIME. Booty Is In the Eye of The Beholder. Booty Is In the Eye of The Beholder. My exhaustive research, that has taken place over the last 12 years, has concluded that all asses look better while on a bike seat. Since I do not have the time to undertake Phase II of my research plan I am instead going to ask you: Why? What makes bike butts look better? READ: Obama’s New Homosexual Chemtrail Superweapon Tested on America, Causes Entire Country to Turn Gay. I thought...
Essay | the ümabomber
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MAKING AWESOME HAPPEN ONE BIKE RIDE AT A TIME. ÜMABOMBED: The Revenant aka Die Hard Origins. Critics are raving about the The Revenant a remake of DIE HARD set in uncharted wilderness in 1823. Leonardo DiCaprio stars, playing a very hairy and rugged frontiersman named J o h n M c C l a n e Hugh Glass. Glass and his half-native son are working with a crew of hunters and trappers based in Fort Kiowa, when Glass is brutally attacked by a bear after stumbling upon her cubs. HE’S ALIIIIVE, MIRACULOUSLY! It’s ...
BikeYoga | the ümabomber
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MAKING AWESOME HAPPEN ONE BIKE RIDE AT A TIME. The Bullshit of Wisdom. As soon as yoga became mainstream, it jumped the shark. It was no longer a discipline, now it was A LIFESTYLE, complete with overpriced, proper apparel, extreme dietary restrictions, and smug, self-righteous pop culture vocabulary. And Lord Shiva help you if you didn’t selfie your handstands all over Instagram. The shark jumping just happened to occur right around that time that a movie called The Secret came out. Coincidence? You sho...
Singlespeeding | the ümabomber
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MAKING AWESOME HAPPEN ONE BIKE RIDE AT A TIME. Popping My Trail Poaching Cherry. I’ve been a cyclist for over 25 years and a dedicated mountain biker for the past 8 years. I have ridden trails all over the Western US. And I have never poached a trail that was closed to bikes. Not ever. Until today. Today I popped my poaching cherry. But there’s a problem with that problem. Is manufactured. The problem is a matter of perception. Mountain bikers (and cyclists in general) are perceived as threats an...After...
Popping My Trail Poaching Cherry | the ümabomber
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MAKING AWESOME HAPPEN ONE BIKE RIDE AT A TIME. Popping My Trail Poaching Cherry. Popping My Trail Poaching Cherry. I’ve been a cyclist for over 25 years and a dedicated mountain biker for the past 8 years. I have ridden trails all over the Western US. And I have never poached a trail that was closed to bikes. Not ever. Until today. Today I popped my poaching cherry. But there’s a problem with that problem. Is manufactured. The problem is a matter of perception. Mountain bikers (and cyclists in ge...After...
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Goodbye VeloDevi. Helloooo Ümabomber. |
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Bikeyoga: performance enhancement and recovery, naturally. Goodbye VeloDevi. Helloooo Ümabomber. February 10, 2014. Dear Fans, Friends and Frenemies, I have good news and bad news. First the bad news. The VeloDevi is dead. The good news is her reincarnation has been found! After years of searching by Tibetan monks and bike shamans, and the invention of a VeloDevi sensing medium known as “Enduro Racing”, the VeloDevi has been recognized in the body of the entity known as The Ümabomber. You are commenting ...
Video: Mini Pumptrack Session | Jon-Michael Deldin: BMX & Bike Trials Rider from Portland, Oregon
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BMX, bike trials, &. Software from Portland, OR. Video: Mini Pumptrack Session. Made a sweet Instagram video of one of my favorite things: the pumptrack at the Lumberyard. JMD showing the kids how its done on the pump track @lumberyardmtb the best air conditioned activity in Portland! The yard is closed July 4th because Murika, Eff Yeah! A video posted by Uma Kleppinger (@theumabomber) on. Jul 4, 2015 at 12:34pm PDT.
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Uma bola de neve...
Uma bola de neve. Espasmos de lucidez podem gerar avalanches de idéias, ou não. Domingo, março 13, 2011. Não aprendi uma lição grandiosa ou vivi uma experiência incrível, não tenho uma crítica visceral ou um apontamento solterte. Só queria escrever; nada mais. E escrevendo encontro as coisas fáceis de serem esquecidas, vejo incoerências e, acima de tudo, convenço a mim mesmo do que estou fazendo. Além de tudo isso, ainda chove. Terça-feira, março 08, 2011. Não consigo ver a maldade. Para cada personagem ...
Bolha
Porque a minha história não podia ficar sem pontuação. Segunda-feira, janeiro 10, 2011. Quem me conhece sabe que sou desastrada. Mas não sou uma desastrada dessas que se encontram por aí aos pontapés, que bem espremidas só dão desastres domésticos e pouco mais. Sou uma desastrada diferente. Com muito mais pontaria e espalhafato. E muito maior reincidência. Felizmente ao menino, ao borracho e aos cachuchos põe Deus a mão por baixo. A mão ou outra coisa que esteja à mão da mão. Sim, os jantares de Natal nã...
Avoiding the bummer life one beer, bourbon, and bike ride at a time.
MAKING AWESOME HAPPEN ONE BIKE RIDE AT A TIME. Booty Is In the Eye of The Beholder. On 5:44 pm in Cycling. My exhaustive research, that has taken place over the last 12 years, has concluded that all asses look better while on a bike seat. Since I do not have the time to undertake Phase II of my research plan I am instead going to ask you: Why? What makes bike butts look better? READ: Obama’s New Homosexual Chemtrail Superweapon Tested on America, Causes Entire Country to Turn Gay. I thought of your quest...
.....Bonequinha de Luxo!
Sou dramática, intensa, transitória e tenho uma alegria em mim que quase me deixa exausta. Eu sei sorrir com os olhos e gargalhar com o corpo todo. Eu sei chorar toda encolhida abraçando as pernas. Por isso, não me venha com meios-termos, com mais ou menos ou qualquer coisa. Venha a mim com corpo, alma, vísceras, e falta de ar.". Quarta-feira, 23 de janeiro de 2013. Os livros na estante. Já não tem mais. Do muito que eu li. Do pouco que eu sei. A vontade de te encontrar. E o motivo eu ja nem sei. E sim,d...
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Once Upon a Poetry
Once Upon a Poetry. Domingo, 16 de janeiro de 2011. Sorry, dude, I'm late. Foi em Novembro, acho, com um post igual a esse mais ou menos, não foi? Quero dizer, falando sobre as últimas notícias e tudo o mais. Dane-se, de qualquer forma. Estamos em 2011 e minha vida, bem, continua a mesma. Sabe esse desastre todo da região serrana do Rio de Janeiro? Adivinhem quem estava lá! O parágrafo estava muito grande. Como é que minha professora de redação costuma falar? Eu estava falando sobre isso com a Morg.
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Boneca sem manual
Contos incontáveis e, constantemente, incontagiantes. Domingo, novembro 30, 2014. Ode à preguiça ou conto da boa vizinhança. Para Lia Sousa, com agradecimento constante e especial a Ana Rocha. Uma bela manhã de domingo acordou enraizada. A frase de impacto sugere mudanças bruscas, mas nós, pomposamente historiadorxs da ciência, aprendemos que as trocas de paradigma tem lá o costume de trazer crises como antecipação. Não poderia ser diferente essa metamorfose, embora pouco tenha de científica. Não enxerga...
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Bonequinha de luxo
Música de todos os tempos. Uma devoradora de música, poesia e poemas. Visualizar meu perfil completo. O que aconteceu nas semanas seguintes não teve o m. Terça-feira, 29 de janeiro de 2008. Claro que minha tia me censurou, primeiro porque eu era noiva e segundo porque era você e aquele papo sempre: amigo da família, mais velho, 3 filhos. e feio! Rs mas mesmo sendo contra, ela disse que ia sondar com meu tio sobre o que você pensava sobre a gente, embora eu não sentisse tanta importância. Mesmo que eu est...
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