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Things I think I think I think.: Lyle Gorch
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Things I think I think I think. Monday, October 20, 2008. Do you guys know this guy Lyle Gorch? I mean, what's with this guy? So this guy has been trying to get all up in my business lately and I'm like, what the fuck guy? What's your deal, buddy? This Gorch guy seems to be pretty obsessed with my buddy/enemy Bob Hall over at. I'm thinkin maybe he's even a little gay for him or something, not Tom Cruise gay for him but maybe like this kinda gay:. So I googled old Lyle Gorch and guess what I found? If you...
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Things I think I think I think.: I'm in a gang.
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Things I think I think I think. Tuesday, September 1, 2009. I'm in a gang. Yeah so I just joined a gang, and damn does it feel good to be in a gang! Our gang colors are purple with yellow. Here is an example of one of the bandanas you might see us wearing:. That bandana is also sweet cause we call women, "Squirrels", so yeah, super sweet bandana, dawg. God you guys, being in a gang is so super awesome! I now feel complete. Fucking nothing, thats what, bitches. And instead of doing that stupid hand. So ri...
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Things I think I think I think.: A letter to the Greys
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Things I think I think I think. Saturday, November 29, 2008. A letter to the Greys. 160;How's life up in the mother ship? 160;You guys remember the other night when I was shining that big flash light up into the sky and sending you a message in a version of morris code that I just made up as I went along? 160;Well I am writing you now cause I got a little worried when you guys didn't respond to my made up morris code flash light message. Is everything ok? Peace in the middle east,. PS Could you gu...
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Things I think I think I think.: Lobster Head
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Things I think I think I think. Thursday, January 8, 2009. Lobster Head is universal and transcends this universe, expanding infinitely into all universes. . Lobster Head is not only beyond time and space, Lobster Head IS time and space. . Lobster Head is the Ying to your Yang (or you can be the Ying, Lobster Head really doesn't give a flying fuck.) . Lobster Head is not a religion, but it is the worship of all religions. . Lobster Head is love. . Lobster Head is hate. . Finally, why "Gimme Drank? View m...
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Things I think I think I think.: Bob Hall: Canadian?
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Things I think I think I think. Wednesday, February 4, 2009. So a couple days ago, my buddy, Bob Hall over there at The Daily Duffy. Wrote something that I found pretty alarming. It seems that Mr. Hall may be under the influence of the Canadians, if not actually a Canadian himself! Hey guy, . Are you sure this is not a small town review of Ottawa Ontario? Cause your "ideas" sound a lot like those held by the Canadian agenda. Wait, wait, wait, are you a fucking canuck? Why can't you get your own friends!
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Things I think I think I think.: Mail-order Russian Brides and Robot Cowboys
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Things I think I think I think. Wednesday, October 21, 2009. Mail-order Russian Brides and Robot Cowboys. So yesterday I was on facebook and I found this sweet ass mail-order Russian bride web site, and I started thinking, man, one of these would be sweet to order. Yeah, there are some things that could go wrong, but there are also so many things that could go soooo right. Its a little thing called true love, guy, ever heard of it? While you were doing it with your robot Russian bride. I would keep m...
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Things I think I think I think.: A letter to Hova
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Things I think I think I think. Friday, September 12, 2008. A letter to Hova. All the time. That shit's lame. You have slept with lots of hot women, who you mostly have little respect for, and have now settled down with Beyonce fucking Knowles, which is rad cause she is rich and hot too. I know all this stuff because thats what all of your songs are about and thats awesome. Just bounce. Hi everybody, my name is Tyler. Thats right, Ty for short. Some people call me Ty Ty and they're mostly chicks.
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Things I think I think I think.: Pastrami
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Things I think I think I think. Friday, September 5, 2008. What kind of an animal does pastrami come from? 160;Its color makes me think cow,. 160;but its texture and overwhelming goodness makes me think pig. I think pastrami is a cured meat, but really only because its so salty. Maybe it just comes from a saltier animal, and also I really don't know that much about the curing process. So, the moral of the story: fuck being committed and for the love of god, dont touch poo. The Cream of My Cream.
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Things I think I think I think.: October 2009
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Things I think I think I think. Wednesday, October 21, 2009. Mail-order Russian Brides and Robot Cowboys. So yesterday I was on facebook and I found this sweet ass mail-order Russian bride web site, and I started thinking, man, one of these would be sweet to order. Yeah, there are some things that could go wrong, but there are also so many things that could go soooo right. Its a little thing called true love, guy, ever heard of it? While you were doing it with your robot Russian bride. I would keep m...
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