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Witz Pickz: November 2014
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Life is too important to be taken seriously." Oscar Wilde. Enter your search terms. Monday, November 10, 2014. Witz DOESN'T Pick: Ortega Fiesta Flats. I thought my first post in months was going to be about my appendectomy, or my trip to Europe, or the state of our country, but something far more serious has come to my attention: Ortega Fiesta Flats. Not everyone agrees with me. My brother-in-law boldly proclaimed on Facebook: "B een looking for these.taco shells you're now OBSOLETE! Witz will never stop...
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Witz Pickz: Witz Pickz: Reynolds Parchment Paper
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Life is too important to be taken seriously." Oscar Wilde. Enter your search terms. Wednesday, December 05, 2012. Witz Pickz: Reynolds Parchment Paper. The next shot is of the woman scraping the entire two sheets of cookies directly into a trash bag. It's not entirely unlike those "Crying Indian" litter PSAs from the '70s. My only conclusion is that she has a terrible marriage and a terrible life and the only thing she has left is waiting for her husband to come home so she can show him the bag of discar...
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Witz Pickz: Witz DOESN'T Pick: Ortega Fiesta Flats
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Life is too important to be taken seriously." Oscar Wilde. Enter your search terms. Monday, November 10, 2014. Witz DOESN'T Pick: Ortega Fiesta Flats. I thought my first post in months was going to be about my appendectomy, or my trip to Europe, or the state of our country, but something far more serious has come to my attention: Ortega Fiesta Flats. Not everyone agrees with me. My brother-in-law boldly proclaimed on Facebook: "B een looking for these.taco shells you're now OBSOLETE! Witz will never stop...
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Witz Pickz: Witz Flix: Premium Rush
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Life is too important to be taken seriously." Oscar Wilde. Enter your search terms. Wednesday, January 09, 2013. Witz Flix: Premium Rush. I can't think of any better way to zoom into 2013 here on Witz Pickz than to post about the most hipster-sounding flick of all time. In Premium Rush. I know. I'm excited, too. Is available to watch instantly on Amazon.com. Or stream it for free at Movie2k.to. 3 min: "Fixed gear, steel frame, no brakes; the bike cannot coast. The pedals never stop turning. Can't...4 min...
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Witz Pickz: Witz DOESN'T Pick: The Comfort Wipe
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Life is too important to be taken seriously." Oscar Wilde. Enter your search terms. Tuesday, August 25, 2009. Witz DOESN'T Pick: The Comfort Wipe. Continuing the low-brow humor, Turbo showed me this infomercial and I obviously had to post about it. It's as easy to use as a shower brush." Honestly, if you need a stick to wipe with, I think it's a giant assumption that people are already dextrous experts with a shower brush, even though they probably are your target audience. And then I realized, it was th...
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Witz Pickz: Witz Pickz: Parenting
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Life is too important to be taken seriously." Oscar Wilde. Enter your search terms. Thursday, August 08, 2013. Okay, I realize I haven’t posted in months, but let’s not make a big deal out of it. Why haven’t I posted in so long? Speaking of being lazy and unmotivated—babies, am I right? More and more of my friends have been acquiring children (that’s the creepiest way you can put that, by the way) and it’s got me thinking about the shockingly brief amount of time I have left before I will ine...People sa...
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Witz Pickz: Witz Pickz: The XXX Olympic Games
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Life is too important to be taken seriously." Oscar Wilde. Enter your search terms. Wednesday, August 15, 2012. Witz Pickz: The XXX Olympic Games. Well, the Games of the XXX Olympiad are behind us, and while Vin Diesel never made an appearance (a glaring mistake by NBC during Olympic coverage which was characterized by glaring mistakes), the games did live up to their sexually explicit connotations. Synchronized divers kept, "entering at the same time," while basketball announcers talked incessantly abou...
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Witz Pickz: August 2013
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Life is too important to be taken seriously." Oscar Wilde. Enter your search terms. Thursday, August 08, 2013. Okay, I realize I haven’t posted in months, but let’s not make a big deal out of it. Why haven’t I posted in so long? Speaking of being lazy and unmotivated—babies, am I right? More and more of my friends have been acquiring children (that’s the creepiest way you can put that, by the way) and it’s got me thinking about the shockingly brief amount of time I have left before I will ine...People sa...
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Witz Pickz: Witz Pickz: Standard Treadmill Procedure
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Life is too important to be taken seriously." Oscar Wilde. Enter your search terms. Wednesday, July 30, 2008. Witz Pickz: Standard Treadmill Procedure. I still can't feel my finger tip. For those of you keeping track at home, that's 4.5 days. Let the betting begin. If I Could Run My Legs the Way I Run My Mouth, I'd Look Anorexic,. I wish I lived in Ethiopia- everyone there is SO SKINNY! Girl in my High School. Labels: Lost Boys of Sudan. Did you notice any hidden cameras? Follow @WitzPickz On Twitter!
