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Kinky Boot Beasts: The one who didn't know how to make up for it
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Stories of love gone wrong. Tuesday, November 6, 2007. The one who didn't know how to make up for it. The longest relationship I've ever had was four months long. I'm not super proud of this fact, especially considering it really should have lasted less than one month. I met Adam at a Purim party and he liked me immediately because I joked that it was really scary being in a room full of desperately single Jews. I met some really bizarre people that night. Not that he was all bad, he liked cooking, he wa...
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Kinky Boot Beasts: The one who was old and douchey
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Stories of love gone wrong. Sunday, May 16, 2010. The one who was old and douchey. This is one of my favorite flattering stories. It was one of my best friend’s birthdays and she was celebrating in a restaurant where she had gotten a gift certificate through her job. If it wasn’t for that, I would have not been caught dead in this bougie part of town in this swanky restaurant. I just don’t go to this part of town. Everyone at the table freaked out. Ooooooooo. That guy LIKES you. The Old Man came over to ...
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Kinky Boot Beasts: The one who just wasn't worth all that work
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Stories of love gone wrong. Monday, December 7, 2009. The one who just wasn't worth all that work. I met Mr. Solar at an environmental conference. I thought it was cute that he was drinking water out of a cup he had made in a pottery class. I didn't get his contact info, but a friend of mine did. So I got it from her and emailed him. Yeah, so I was a little bit stalker-y. But it's okay sometimes. He texts back: "No, I'm glad you did :) I'm in Vegas, let's do something after Thursday. He calls, I pick up&...
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Kinky Boot Beasts: The one who left for a three month Zen Buddhist retreat
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Stories of love gone wrong. Tuesday, September 21, 2010. The one who left for a three month Zen Buddhist retreat. It would be just my luck to meet someone right before they left for three months to find peace meditating in the mountains. Additionally, I’m not sure how he feels about me, but when is that ever the case, especially right when you meet someone? I figured that was that, but then he called and invited me to a wine tasting party that evening. Even though I was battling a cold, I went. W...So lo...
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Kinky Boot Beasts: The one who decided I was a slut before he even met me
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Stories of love gone wrong. Sunday, June 20, 2010. The one who decided I was a slut before he even met me. When you meet a new person, and your ex comes up in a conversation, what does a smart person do? You refer to them as your friend, right? The word "ex" just raises red flags for me all over the place and makes my skin crawl a little bit. So I guess I understood when Woody Allen got a little weird about me referring to my "friends." (I call him Woody Allen because he was a nebbishy Jewish Lawyer).
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Kinky Boot Beasts: The one who was a sexy kisser
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Stories of love gone wrong. Wednesday, September 8, 2010. The one who was a sexy kisser. I met the Hipster Lawyer online. He had a picture of him and Henry Rollins in the most hipster bars of hipster-dom in town. His handle was something about music being his crack. I had to write to him:. Please save some of that crack for me, I need the music to survive as well.". Wait, that never really works. but I do it anyway because I get antsy. I read "He's Not that Into You" and sadly, it's true. If ...The third...
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Kinky Boot Beasts: The one who paid my $250 parking ticket late
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Stories of love gone wrong. Monday, December 3, 2007. The one who paid my $250 parking ticket late. Cory was adorable. A bit of a whiny, worrying, emo kid, but adorable. And he was about 9 years older than me. Cory would come to where I was working and just kinda hang around. He was totally a grown up version of that dorky, four-eyed, over-eager boy in high school that you'd get annoyed with but know he really does mean well. A few weeks later I get a letter from the city saying that since they got the p...
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Kinky Boot Beasts: The one who wasn't crazy enough
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Stories of love gone wrong. Monday, May 17, 2010. The one who wasn't crazy enough. The Professor was nerdy and cute, just the way I like ‘em. But one thing kept us from really connecting: he just wasn’t that crazy. And I mean crazy in that dirty, playful kind of way. The Professor was seven years older than me and a math professor at a small Catholic college (a good place for a nice Jewish boy). The Professor also loved music. Sounds like my type right? He just also wasn’t “crazy.” ...And of course I was...
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Kinky Boot Beasts: The one who was a bad vegan
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Stories of love gone wrong. Sunday, May 23, 2010. The one who was a bad vegan. This a repost of an earlier story. I feel like I might do this from time to time because some of you kinky boot beasts newbies might have not seen some of the older ones and it's fun for me to reread and reshape a little bit. And also, these graphics I've found after googling "bad cheese" are awesome. Have you ever met a vegan that has the worst diet ever? Anyway, this guy called himself a vegan and ate Nacho Doritos. Ringo fa...
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Kinky Boot Beasts: September 2010
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Stories of love gone wrong. Friday, September 24, 2010. The one who just wouldn't go away. Dear first love,. Please stop flirting with me. I've loved you since 1993. Now you're married with 3 kids. Every time you say something sweet and endearing, my heart breaks a little more. Enough now. Enough. Sincerely, Heartbroken Girl. This on "Dear Blank, Please Blank". Today Reminded me to share an update with you. He had nothing else to say for himself. Honestly, if at any point he had picked up the phone, or w...
