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Beebity Bop.: October 2008
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008. Anybody got a tissue? I like this dress, I do. It's fluffy and cute like a bunny. I guess the problem is that I don't get the "concept" as Michael Kors would say. Is it meant to outfit Mia Wallace when her nose bleeds like a period because of a coke burn? Because if so, that's absolutely genius. Just think how much money the Olsen twins would save. Nose tampon dress courtesy of Senada Theory. Monday, October 27, 2008. Jimmy motherfucking Buffett. Not only was Margaritaville...
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Beebity Bop.: Boy George Part II
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Friday, October 30, 2009. Boy George Part II. This kid was one of the finalists on American Idol and I actually really like him. I don't know his music at all, but I'm guessing it probably sounds just like Lil Wayne with maybe a hint of N.W.A. What I like is that he's trying to make it in the music industry, even though he could easily just be a Fergie impersonator. And that he's gay- really really really gay. November 1, 2009 at 12:32 AM. Im thinking donald trump, but who knows. And do you know what?
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Beebity Bop.: The Geriatrics Next Door
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Friday, October 30, 2009. The Geriatrics Next Door. That's the name E! Network would have to use if Hugh Hefner actually dated people his age. Anyway, The Girls Next Door is so fucking stupid this season. The events are stupid, the interviews are stupid, and the new girls are really, really stupid. Especially Dumb and Dumber- the barely-legal twins that are Hefner's pets now. Okay, Holly, Bridget and Kendra weren't exactly about to win the Nobel Prize or anything, but they could probably at least spell it.
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Beebity Bop.: Oh.
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Monday, January 4, 2010. January 5, 2010 at 10:01 AM. January 20, 2010 at 12:25 AM. Flashy eye-hands and a black bean smile and a waddle to end all waddles will get me every time. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Add Bubbles to Taste. I Can Has Cheezburger. Mustaches of the Nineteenth Century. Postcards From Yo Momma. Strength Is Her Religion. MAKE ME A SAMMICH.
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Beebity Bop.: September 2009
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Monday, September 28, 2009. History Class is far more interesting in college. Maybe that's because the professor is the strangest woman I have ever met, from her stories about her wild sex life to her odd choice to sport one of those mushroom haircuts that middle-age women like to get. Last class (that I actually went to) did not disappoint, as we learned about Plato's view on childbirth. Apparently this dickwad (yep, that's a scholarly term. Oh you didn't know that? Had a heavy menstrual flow.
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Beebity Bop.: January 2009
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Monday, January 5, 2009. First of all, let me just say that I love the above picture. Especially because it screams "I will strangle you with my mink scarf and use your gutted head for my petunias. I spent time in the big house.". A quick summary would have M-Dawg spewing cuntiness from every pore and then covering up her impatient musings with "HAHA." For example, "GET ME MY PARKA- NO NOT THE GREY ONE YOU INCOMPETENT PIECE OF TRAILER TRASH- THE RED. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Add Bubbles to Taste.
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Beebity Bop.: March 2009
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Monday, March 16, 2009. There I am, hailing a cab. Got swallowed up my hair scrunchie again. I just never learn. NYC is a funny place. It never ceases to deliver the crazy (always collect the "we will all die in the pits of hell" pamphlets because they're full of Lolz) and the horrendous smells that I've found to be mostly urine with a hint of lemon. But it is also beautiful. Despite whatever hairy bastard sits too close to you on the Subway. But there will definitely be a next time. Add Bubbles to Taste.
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Beebity Bop.: December 2008
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Thursday, December 25, 2008. New Years With Maury. Someone just informed me that New Year's is coming up soon, but they also said that John McCain lost the election, so I'm pretty sure they're full of shit. Anyhoo, I made some resolutions just in case. 1) Don't get gonorrhea again. 2) Stop stealing from grandma. 3) Tell Mike or Justin that he's the father. 4) Learn what "misdemeanor" means. 5) Find out what that stain in the bathroom is from. Today, is a special day. Tuesday, December 9, 2008. My eyes in...
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Beebity Bop.: MAKE ME A SAMMICH
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Tuesday, January 5, 2010. MAKE ME A SAMMICH. While everything else in America seems to be increasing dollar-wise, I keep coming across really really inexpensive kitchen equipment. Like ginormous pots and pans at like $10 a piece- ones that you don't even have to scrape the dried Robitussin and Sprite out of as you search for the Good Will price tag. Is it because Americans just aren't cooking? That they are all too satisfied with getting a box-o-burger from a fast food window? January 23, 2010 at 4:33 PM.
