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The Sass Factory: You F With My Grandparents, You Get a Nasty Blog Written About You
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Saucy Commentary and Shameless Self-Indulgence Since 2006. Friday, November 09, 2012. You F With My Grandparents, You Get a Nasty Blog Written About You. Heard that variety of empty promise before, she was evidently suave enough to woo our collective small town sensibilities. Though come to think of it, it probably helped that her smear campaign succeeded in painting democrat incumbent Dan Maffei as a spendthrift D.C. insider figuratively going wild with CNY's credit card. Our right to vote has been boug...
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The Sass Factory: Fox "News" Slams Redheads; There Will Be Blog!
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Saucy Commentary and Shameless Self-Indulgence Since 2006. Monday, September 19, 2011. Fox "News" Slams Redheads; There Will Be Blog! Oh, look. Fox "News" has once again attempted to pass off human biases as newsworthy science:. Http:/ www.foxnews.com/health/2011/09/19/worlds-biggest-sperm-bank-turning-away-redheads/. The same source that recently published articles alleging that white people are smarter than black people. Please tell me what credible news source would ever publish a sentence like this:.
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The Sass Factory: Not Pinterested
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Saucy Commentary and Shameless Self-Indulgence Since 2006. Saturday, February 04, 2012. That's right, Pinheads. I'm judging you and your virtual collage. This comment has been removed by a blog administrator. Lauren, You have not changed! You are such a liberal and thats what I always loved about you! You are too funny! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). 315, New York. View my complete profile. People Who Are Awful. I Can't Believe I Just Watched Life's a Tripp. How To Be An Average American. I was requ...
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The Sass Factory: How to Write a Romantic Comedy
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Saucy Commentary and Shameless Self-Indulgence Since 2006. Wednesday, August 24, 2011. How to Write a Romantic Comedy. A male friend of mine recently had difficulty with an assignment for a writing class in which he had to come up with a premise for a movie that's appealing to females, and he was looking for suggestions via comments on his Facebook status. This is what I wrote, but as it turns out, Mark Zuckerberg thought it was too long, so I posted it here instead. Ely but non-traumatic event. Such as ...
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The Sass Factory: How To Be An Average American
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Saucy Commentary and Shameless Self-Indulgence Since 2006. Sunday, April 29, 2012. How To Be An Average American. When you're a democrat, lots of people accuse you of hating America. It's a trendy thing to do, and I'm not really sure why. I don't hate America, I freakin' love America! Which half, you ask? 1 If you want to be an Average American, you need to start being completely unaware that you cause most of your own problems. Because it's your right as an American! You shouldn't have to stop driving a...
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The Sass Factory: Lauren's Favorite Things
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Saucy Commentary and Shameless Self-Indulgence Since 2006. Saturday, September 22, 2012. Unlike Oprah's favorite things, mine are mostly intangible, or at the very least, do not just so happen. To be products made by my corporate sponsors that you are going to find under your chair (mainly because I don't have corporate sponsors or access to your chair). NO WAY, IT'S LIKE HE'S A HUMAN OR SOMETHING! I MEAN, BODILY FUNCTIONS, RIGHT? And you just want to tell them that their mere existence is the best argum...
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The Sass Factory: People Who Are Awful
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Saucy Commentary and Shameless Self-Indulgence Since 2006. Monday, July 09, 2012. People Who Are Awful. Edition I. "Rielle Hunter: A Whore of the Attention and Literal Varieties. But washed-up bleach blonds with stripper names who are famous for whose kid they crapped out get to write memoirs. John Edwards' mistress oh-so-creatively titled her book What Really Happened: John Edwards, Our Daughter, and Me. I think we can all agree that the subtitle I gave this blog was both more accurate and far more clev...
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The Sass Factory: Things That Chapped My Ass Today: A Roundup & Jubilee
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Saucy Commentary and Shameless Self-Indulgence Since 2006. Saturday, April 16, 2011. Things That Chapped My Ass Today: A Roundup and Jubilee. At that point, it would seem like a completely appropriate course of action. Originally I was going to have something in the title of this blog about "Public Shamings", and then I got to thinking that a blog audience of fourteen doesn't exactly qualify as "public" in most people's minds, but you know what? At weird times of day. What's that, you say? Line Guess wha...
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The Sass Factory: The Sass Factory Protection of Marriage Act
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Saucy Commentary and Shameless Self-Indulgence Since 2006. Monday, October 31, 2011. The Sass Factory Protection of Marriage Act. I've always had lots of ideas for how we can "save marriage" (none of which have anything to do with banning gay people from it, by the way) but I figured that there'd be no better time to share them than on the heels of the breaking news that Kim Kardashian is divorcing Kris Humphries, who just wed on August 20 after knowing each other less than 9 months. A REAL adult, not a ...
