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I'm Related to a Bunch of Morons: Salmonella
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Sunday, June 06, 2010. Dad: Your mom left the eggs out. We're all going to get salmonella. Sammy Davis Jr. and Ella Fitzgerald. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. What will Violets first word be? Come To Find Out. People Who Deserve It. Fuck You, Penguin. Look at this Fucking Hipster. Kingdom of Perpetual Motion.
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I'm Related to a Bunch of Morons: June 2010
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Monday, June 07, 2010. Dad: Aw. Sweet gargantuan gopher balls. The letter of the day is G. Sweet gargantuan gopher gonads. Sunday, June 06, 2010. Dad: Your mom left the eggs out. We're all going to get salmonella. Sammy Davis Jr. and Ella Fitzgerald. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. What will Violets first word be? Come To Find Out. People Who Deserve It. Fuck You, Penguin. Look at this Fucking Hipster. Kingdom of Perpetual Motion.
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I'm Related to a Bunch of Morons: The Letter G
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Monday, June 07, 2010. Dad: Aw. Sweet gargantuan gopher balls. The letter of the day is G. Sweet gargantuan gopher gonads. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. What will Violets first word be? Come To Find Out. People Who Deserve It. Fuck You, Penguin. Look at this Fucking Hipster. Kingdom of Perpetual Motion.
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I'm Related to a Bunch of Morons: December 2009
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009. Kyle (playing with Violet): What sound does a kitty make? Me: Whoa. My kitties say meow. Kyle: All my animals have rabies. Sunday, December 06, 2009. Brother 1: Have you seen Brother 2's sideburns? He looks like Wolverine with cancer. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. What will Violets first word be? Come To Find Out. People Who Deserve It. Fuck You, Penguin. Look at this Fucking Hipster. Kingdom of Perpetual Motion.
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I'm Related to a Bunch of Morons: October 2009
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Saturday, October 17, 2009. Kyle makes up songs for Violet. Here's the latest:. I'm so glad, 'cause I'm your dad. And I would never give you up to an orphanage, 'cause I'm your dad. And I wouldn't give you to a homeless man on the street, 'cause I'm your dad. Even if he looked lonely. Cause I'm your dad. Friday, October 02, 2009. Mom and Brother 2 are on the phone. Mom: Here, talk to Violet. She holds the phone up to Violet's ear, and you can hear Brother 2 saying stuff to her. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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I'm Related to a Bunch of Morons: September 2009
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Wednesday, September 30, 2009. Everyone has facebook, including my Grandma. Brother 2's status update: Does not enjoy cock, other than his own. Grandma's response: Glad to hear it! Maybe you don't want to share with everyone. Love you. Gram. Sunday, September 13, 2009. Look what she has to put up with. Thursday, September 10, 2009. Violet Cynthia was born on 9-9-09 (awesome birthday! At 7:27 am. She weighs 7 lbs 8 oz and is 21 inches long :). Tuesday, September 08, 2009. Sunday, September 06, 2009.
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I'm Related to a Bunch of Morons: February 2010
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Wednesday, February 24, 2010. Brother 1: You're pretty awesome Violet. Wally's still my favorite though. You rank just below my largest discus fish. Wally, turtle, big discus, Violet, all the other discus. Tuesday, February 23, 2010. Brother 1: My GF made me watch American Idol. The whole 2 hour special. Brother 1: GF got so mad at me for all my comments that she took a crap on my chest. Me: And you were so engrossed in American Idol that you didn't notice until it was too late? Sunday, February 14, 2010.
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I'm Related to a Bunch of Morons: Robot Unicorn
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Saturday, May 29, 2010. Have you played this game. Seriously. Best game ever. Me: Why is the unicorn a robot? Brother 1: Because. How would a real unicorn make your dreams come true? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. What will Violets first word be? Come To Find Out. People Who Deserve It. Fuck You, Penguin. Look at this Fucking Hipster. Kingdom of Perpetual Motion.
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I'm Related to a Bunch of Morons: Memorials
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Saturday, July 10, 2010. Cousin J: When I die, I'm going to be encased in gold in a really epic pose. Then I'm going to have someone take me all over the world until my money runs out. Then, I'm going to be dropped to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. Future people will find me down there and think I was really important. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. What will Violets first word be? Come To Find Out. People Who Deserve It. Fuck You, Penguin. Look at this Fucking Hipster.