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the whine guide: January 2011
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Various discourses on life from an unsatisfied customer! Tuesday, January 18, 2011. Of course deep down I knew my mate had to be kidding! I mean what sort of a complete helmet would risk such a pyrrhic victory over the possibility, or even probability of getting his ass handed to him for no real gain? 8216;Um, mate…there’s a servo on the left about half a kilometre down the highway…can you please pull in there for gas? I’m not stopping there.’. Fifty kilometers later there was only one major station left...
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the whine guide: March 2011
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Various discourses on life from an unsatisfied customer! Wednesday, March 16, 2011. Don't eat the bananas. A summary of the reporting quality of the Japanese crisis as seen on CNN and Sky News. Q: So, Professor Morkel, at this point in time what are the chances of the nuclear crisis at the Fukushima Daiichi reactor turning into a Chernobyl-like disaster? A: No Not really. Q: Can you completely guarantee that one hundred percent? A: No Not really. Q: So, you’re saying there IS a possibility? A: I guess not.
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the whine guide: March 2010
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Various discourses on life from an unsatisfied customer! Sunday, March 28, 2010. Hey, I said I was a complete cunt; didn’t you believe me? Tuesday, March 23, 2010. One down.four hundred and ninety-nine to go. It was perhaps a fitting, final tribute to the under whelming strength and passion of our dying marriage that it took almost nine days before I realised my wife HAD actually left me and moved out. And with good reason too; which gives you a glimmer of insight into what sort of special cunt I am.
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the whine guide: April 2011
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Various discourses on life from an unsatisfied customer! Sunday, April 17, 2011. Hi People, I haven't been blogging much of late. Apologies but I've been concentrating my limited creative efforts on writing short plays just recently. Ten minute plays, directed and acted by rank amateurs like myself. It's all a bit new and exciting and I've neglected TWG. I entered a local competition with one of my scripts last week.and here are the results: crash test drama. Story of my life.lousy fucking 3 seconds.
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the whine guide: December 2009
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Various discourses on life from an unsatisfied customer! Tuesday, December 15, 2009. Don't be a quitter. Recently I have begun seeing this new chick; it doesn’t really matter who she is other than the fact she is new and I am sort of dating her. No big deal; good time management actually. On my third such return, whilst tapping away at her little keypad and without taking her eyes off the IPhone screen, she offered the following advice:. An hour into the date, which was going exceedingly well, I said,.
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Various discourses on life from an unsatisfied customer! Tuesday, January 18, 2011. Of course deep down I knew my mate had to be kidding! I mean what sort of a complete helmet would risk such a pyrrhic victory over the possibility, or even probability of getting his ass handed to him for no real gain? 8216;Um, mate…there’s a servo on the left about half a kilometre down the highway…can you please pull in there for gas? I’m not stopping there.’. Fifty kilometers later there was only one major station left...
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the whine guide: April 2010
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Various discourses on life from an unsatisfied customer! Tuesday, April 27, 2010. Of course it wasn't all bad. Now, before you all jump to the conclusion that my marriage to Lady Fingers (LF) was one long, urine-soaked orgy of discontent, I’d like to introduce some balance into the equation by way of a little story about our sex-life. Soon after I got my first digital video camera I was overcome with a terrible urge to make home- porn! And I’m not talking about a grubby, unauthorized peepshow; luri...
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the whine guide: don't eat the bananas...
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Various discourses on life from an unsatisfied customer! Wednesday, March 16, 2011. Don't eat the bananas. A summary of the reporting quality of the Japanese crisis as seen on CNN and Sky News. Q: So, Professor Morkel, at this point in time what are the chances of the nuclear crisis at the Fukushima Daiichi reactor turning into a Chernobyl-like disaster? A: No Not really. Q: Can you completely guarantee that one hundred percent? A: No Not really. Q: So, you’re saying there IS a possibility? A: I guess not.
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the whine guide: February 2010
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Various discourses on life from an unsatisfied customer! Sunday, February 21, 2010. Many people have asked how I got started blogging. Well, not that many.but a few. OK, no one has ever fucking asked me how I got started blogging.but I'm going to tell you anyway. And there it was; my first published work. Pizza, alcohol and masturbation: it's all in the name of good health, argues Fingers. Like many forty-two year-old Australian males, I worry about getting cancer. The reports are not encouraging; I'...
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journeying: November 2014
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Adventures in real Life. Friday, November 28, 2014. It's true, I've been spoilt. These last seven days have been proof of this. I am a spoilt brat. In the last week, I have had cause to take to social media to have a middle-class rant, worthy of The Guardian newspaper. I spotted next to the triptych dedicated to Sandy and Danny.London 60's posters. Pfft. What can I tell you? Then the burger arrived. I'll just leave you with this: cheap roll that dissolved in the burger fat; gristly, greasey burger and st...