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Ask The Snide Atheist | Atheist Satire, Humor: February 2011
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February 07, 2011. Dear Snide Atheist,. So Snide, what would you like to accomplish in 2011? I'm happy to see the folks at the institute allow you access to the internet! What do I hope to accomplish? The same thing I accomplish every year - trying to fill in the. Emptiness and pointlessness of existence by passing out. Every night after having unprotected sex with strangers. I like to make resolutions I can. Posted by The Snide Atheist. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Zeus vs. Thor.
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Ask The Snide Atheist | Atheist Satire, Humor: Sarah Palin
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November 26, 2010. Dear Snide Atheist,. I was wondering if you could give us your take on Sarah Palin. Why do people listen to this fucktard? Is it me or are Americans getting more stupid by the day? Dear Pat B,. Certainly, these queries are getting more stupid by the day! People listen to Sarah Palin because she represents. Americans. You know, real Americans - ignorant, god-fearing, mouth-breathing, slobbering morons who can't tell the difference between. Posted by The Snide Atheist. Zeus vs. Thor.
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Ask The Snide Atheist | Atheist Satire, Humor: Killing Kittens
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November 19, 2010. Dear Snide Atheist,. If there is no God, who kills the kittens when I masturbate? Dear Spherical Basterd,. You'll be happy to know you and my left testicle share the same name! Where did you hear such a ridiculous idea? Don't worry about it. Kills kittens when you masturbate. They simply commit. Due to an inability to deal with the disgusting idea of you. Yourself. Personally, I don't blame them. Posted by The Snide Atheist. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Subscribe in a reader.
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Ask The Snide Atheist | Atheist Satire, Humor: Atheism a Religion
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November 22, 2010. Dear Snide Atheist,. Is it true that atheism is just another religion and atheists worship science as god? Dear D.P.,. If ignorance was a paintbrush, you'd be freakin' Pablo Picasso! Be a religion. This can be proven logically using the following airtight argument: all atheists are smart. People are religious; therefore atheists cannot be religious; thereby atheism is not. A religion. Additionally, it is not. True that we worship science. We do highly value. Posted by The Snide Atheist.
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Ask The Snide Atheist | Atheist Satire, Humor: Celebrating Christmas
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November 16, 2010. Dear Snide Atheist,. Do you celebrate Christmas? If so, do you have a Christmas tree? I can see that you have an unhealthy obsession with phallic objects! Of course, I celebrate Christmas. The unbridled. And consumption of alcohol; the ceaseless arguing and aggression; the inevitable post-Christmas depression - Christmas was. For atheists. In fact, I didn't even know Christmas was supposed to be a religious holiday until I heard Bill O'Reilly. Would I hang all my Christmas tree lights?
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Ask The Snide Atheist | Atheist Satire, Humor: Preparing Babies
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November 18, 2010. Dear Snide Atheist,. When preparing babies or fetus for dinner, should I marinate them first or just use a dry rub? Also, can you recommend a good wine to go along with them. I fear you've bammed your head one too many times! The beauty of baby is that its delicious no matter. You prepare it. Heck, sometimes I just tear chunks of the bone and gulp it down. Regarding wine to serve with baby, I highly suggest the. 82 Château Pétrus Pomerol. Posted by The Snide Atheist. Zeus vs. Thor.
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Ask The Snide Atheist | Atheist Satire, Humor: November 2010
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November 26, 2010. Dear Snide Atheist,. I was wondering if you could give us your take on Sarah Palin. Why do people listen to this fucktard? Is it me or are Americans getting more stupid by the day? Dear Pat B,. Certainly, these queries are getting more stupid by the day! People listen to Sarah Palin because she represents. Americans. You know, real Americans - ignorant, god-fearing, mouth-breathing, slobbering morons who can't tell the difference between. Posted by The Snide Atheist. Links to this post.
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Ask The Snide Atheist | Atheist Satire, Humor: SUBMIT A QUESTION FOR THE SNIDE ATHEIST
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SUBMIT A QUESTION FOR THE SNIDE ATHEIST. Do you have an important question for the Snide Atheist? The Snide Atheist is here to answer all your queries - whatever the subject. Simply submit your question below, and the Snide Atheist will get to each question in turn. Or email the Snide Atheist at thesnideatheist (at) gmail (dot) com. If you have a blog or website that you want a link to, please include the URL, and I'll make your name a link to your site. October 6, 2010 at 3:41 PM. Dear Snide Atheist,.
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Ask The Snide Atheist | Atheist Satire, Humor: December 2010
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December 21, 2010. Reason for the Season. Dear Snide Atheist,. In honor of Christmas, what do you think is "the reason for the season? I see you've suffered brain damage, due to asphyxiation, from choking on a Christmas ornament.again! Obviously, the "reason for the season" is to celebrate the. Of the coming of Christ, the savior of mankind and the Son of. Apparently, this is best accomplished by spending thousands of dollars on spoiled. Who already have too much crap, and by stuffing your. If you want b...
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Ask The Snide Atheist | Atheist Satire, Humor: Doomed
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November 12, 2010. God has you on his list,and he's marking it twice. You are doomed. I'm less than surprised to see that your mental state has continued to deteriorate! God can mark me on his list a thousand times for all I care. That has. To do with the fact that I'm doomed. I'm doomed simply because I'm stuck living in a world where the vast majority of people are. Enough to believe in fairy tales about invisible. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go baste the. I have cooking in the oven. Dear Snide...
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