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To Run or Not to Run | JAMIE P BARKER
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The Greatest Living Writer. Or Dead. A YEAR AND A DAY: PRINT VERSION. A YEAR AND A DAY: WEB VERSION. To Run or Not to Run. May 20, 2015. August 3, 2015. It’s stopped raining. Finally. That’s all day it’s rained. All day. Non-stop. So, shall I go for a run? I’m just staring out of the window. Have been for five minutes, hardly breathing. I could do 5k before it gets dark. Shall I, though? Don’t know. I’ll feel better if I do. I know that. Yeah I should go. Come on. What should I do. I don’t feel...Time to...
Trappings of Success | JAMIE P BARKER
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The Greatest Living Writer. Or Dead. A YEAR AND A DAY: PRINT VERSION. A YEAR AND A DAY: WEB VERSION. July 20, 2015. August 3, 2015. 8221; Said Charlie Brooker from the doorway and I looked away from the glass, first to the sill and then I slowly turned my head and as it turned I affixed a smile to it. 8220;This is alright, eh? 8221; Asked Charlie Brooker. 8220;Is Konnie okay? 8221; Asked Charlie Brooker. 8220;Yes, she’s fine.”. 8220;And my kids, how are they? 8220;Did yo-“. 8220;Okay.”. 8220;Ah yes,̶...
Classic | JAMIE P BARKER
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The Greatest Living Writer. Or Dead. A YEAR AND A DAY: PRINT VERSION. A YEAR AND A DAY: WEB VERSION. May 21, 2015. August 3, 2015. This was, like, ten years ago, still makes me nervous thinking about it although I was a bit of a hero on a message-board for a bit when I retold it. This is that retelling. Anyway I wasn’t worried about the speech,. I’m a funny guy. I wrongly thought to myself,. I’ll think of something. Two things did stick in my mind. One day the Sam had said to me, out of the blue, tha...
Popcorn with Charlie Brooker | JAMIE P BARKER
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The Greatest Living Writer. Or Dead. A YEAR AND A DAY: PRINT VERSION. A YEAR AND A DAY: WEB VERSION. Popcorn with Charlie Brooker. August 1, 2015. August 3, 2015. Look, he doesn’t want to see anybody, said Konnie Huq standing on the threshold of Supernova Heights with her arms crossed. She looked harassed. No, I don’t know who you are but Charlie Brooker, my husband, won’t get out of bed. He just won’t, I bet you. Four Rooms, the show you present with the dealers? Charlie, I said gently knocking on his b...
An Interview With Charlie Brooker | JAMIE P BARKER
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The Greatest Living Writer. Or Dead. A YEAR AND A DAY: PRINT VERSION. A YEAR AND A DAY: WEB VERSION. An Interview With Charlie Brooker. May 30, 2016. May 31, 2016. This is an imaginary interview. I have never met the man. Hopefully I will one day, to interview him, it will be interesting to see how the real interview compares to this one. Charlie Brooker: Yes, that’s right. But call me Charlie. JPB: Charlie. Charlie Charlie Charlie. What a wonderful name. Classic. JPB: Were you ever called Charles? JPB: ...
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Statement – jamiepbarker
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The Greatest Livivng Writer. Or Dead. Just got a copy of the lunatic from the other day’s statement that he shouted to police while standing in the icy waters of Crim’s Wade. He only lasted about 3 hours before they got him out. He nearly died! Anyway, here it is. Officer Len Le Brocq recorded with his pencil at 10.35am 19/12/2012]. I got some bad news. Yeah? Can you hear me? So I went to the Spar in St Ouen. I had heard horror stories about… AH, what’s that? Officer Le Brocq] The what? May 4, 2015.
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Sunday Night – A year and a day
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A year and a day. A year and a day. The old woman was coughing into her hand. Really coughing and it was disgusting. “Are you okay? 8221; I asked because she was so old it really seemed like if she continued to cough her twiggy bones would all snap and she’d crumple to the floor while still coughing. She turned her shiny red-rimmed eyes to me but didn’t try to respond. 8220;Are you okay? 8221; She asked the old woman, placing a hand on her back and leaning towards her. 8220;You okay now, love? While bein...
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JERSEY, CHANNEL ISLAND – A year and a day
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A year and a day. A year and a day. JERSEY, CHANNEL ISLAND. 8220;No fucking way! 8221; I said. I meant to mouth it or think it but I said it. If she heard me she didn’t let it show. 8220;Ve are marching on St Helier,” announced Gertrude the Whore who’s now fully German. 8221; I said. 8221; She said with a clenched fist. I couldn’t believe she was still alive. 8220;This about that painting? 8221; I asked and Gertrude spit on the floor. It was. 8220;Come, come! 8220;I can’t, I’m working! 8221; I said.
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The Talking Dead – A year and a day
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A year and a day. A year and a day. Early afternoon a coach pulled into the car park. A big blue Tantivy one. The shop had been pretty busy anyway as it always is when there’s low clouds. Fog means there’s no newspapers and so people hang around in the shop waiting for them because they’ve got nothing better to do. So I watched the coach pull in and thought about how packed the shop was going to get. 8221; I heard one of them moan and I again went for my St Christopher. “Eye brains meat in us a...8221; I...
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A year and a day. A year and a day. JERSEY, CHANNEL ISLAND. The One Where Enrique Got a Moped. Fellowship of the Wollit. The Pursuit of Smileyness. I Haven’t Even Got a CD Player. The Hunt For The Jersey Devil. A year and a day. A year and a day. Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com.
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The Wollit – A year and a day
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A year and a day. A year and a day. 8221; I said looking at Paula. She was dumbfounded and staring right at it and I nodded because her staring was the right thing to do. You could do nothing but stare. My mouth was suddenly dry. “Fucking hell, eh? 8221; I said, my voice clicking slightly. I was now looking to Enrique whose mouth was turned down at the sides. He was nodding and looking at it and then he smoothed down his moustache. I looked at it. “Fucking hell! 8221; I said. 8220;Who carries that around?
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Mad – A year and a day
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A year and a day. A year and a day. 8220;Fucking Paula,” I muttered just loud enough so she could hear as I picked up the Snickers wrappers. 8221; She asked from behind her counter, immediately on the defensive. 8220;Why don’t you put them in the bin? 8221; I asked. 8221; She asked directly and so I headed to her with the evidence. I dropped them on her counter. She looked at them and then up at me. 8220;You’re snaffling Snickers! You must snarf a few before you leave.”. 8220;It’s not me! I was about to ...
Planes, Trains & Automobiles – jamiepbarker
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The Greatest Livivng Writer. Or Dead. Planes, Trains & Automobiles. I knew that the bus would be packed and I’m not paying for a taxi so I thought about getting on Terry the Train, but in the end I decided to drive. Just like the film! 8221; I asked. He was wiping down his white suit. The back of the truck is manky, I normally only have the dog in there. I held onto the sides of the rink, every muscle in my body tensed to stop my legs from escaping. If I didn’t move I wouldn’t fall but ev...I wanted to h...
Alien – jamiepbarker
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The Greatest Livivng Writer. Or Dead. I’m sorry I ever met Carol, the girl can’t take a hint and has been hanging around the shop, which is actually making work worse. I don’t like work, the only reason I go is so that I get paid. That’s the only reason, to get paid. So get this, last week we had three days off and I’m not getting paid for it! Getting paid for it? 8220;Neither were you! 8221; I said. 8220;But I lie! 8221; He said. 8220;So why didn’t you say I was here? 8220;Chu wern here.”. 8221; I said ...
Dear pauly: A letter from your father – jamiepbarker
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The Greatest Livivng Writer. Or Dead. Dear pauly: A letter from your father. 8220;I couldn’t get a lift, could I? 8221; She was asking. Oh my God. Except of course I couldn’t give her a lift, I couldn’t even wind down the window a crack, for fear of my trumps escaping and melting her face off like a spirit long trapped in the Ark of the Covenant. I had to think and think fast. I mouth things in cars. Getting run over even once is no picnic. I’m talking inches. I drive slowly of course. They’re ...I slow ...
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