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The Goo Goo Muck: A Boy Named Sue

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The Goo Goo Muck. A good writer avoids using the personal pronoun I. Friday, April 10, 2015. A Boy Named Sue. I was about 13 the first time I was sued. Actually, sued is a strong word. More like threatened to be sued. But when you're not even in high school and words like attorney. Are being thrown around, you tend to lose your grasp of the subtleties of the English language. Looking back, perhaps I needed some sort of therapy. Weeks later, I got another plane, along with a letter explaining that the You...

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The Goo Goo Muck: May 2015

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The Goo Goo Muck. A good writer avoids using the personal pronoun I. Wednesday, May 27, 2015. I don't post much serious, sincere stuff on the internet whether here or on Facebook. People have enough problems, and I'd rather go for the funny than bum strangers out with whatever problems I'm having if I can't get some laughs out of them. The call this morning wasn't too much of a surprise, the last time I visited her she temporarily lost her hearing, so I had to write everything down for her. I was ups...

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The Goo Goo Muck: You Were My Dad, You Were So Rad...

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The Goo Goo Muck. A good writer avoids using the personal pronoun I. Sunday, August 9, 2015. You Were My Dad, You Were So Rad. Once again circumstances have forced me to break my "funny posts only" here on the old blog. My dad died suddenly about a month after my grandma died. Well, it was sudden to my sister and I; my mom said he had been dealing with more and more health issues. Your family members are your first role models, for good or ill. Movies. Did he fall as crazy for Star Wars. And as much as I...

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The Goo Goo Muck: I Want Your Skull

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The Goo Goo Muck. A good writer avoids using the personal pronoun I. Thursday, January 8, 2015. I Want Your Skull. Not to say that they're hoarders. Hoarders have towers of old newspapers and fast food cups that they can't part with; my parents have collections and oddities. Well, I guess they would be collections if they were restricted to one or two interests and were more organized. I guess there's a fine line between collector and hoarder now that I think about it. Yeah, two skulls. Real human sk...

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The Goo Goo Muck: Sheer Heart Attack

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The Goo Goo Muck. A good writer avoids using the personal pronoun I. Friday, July 10, 2015. I was in the back of an ambulance as a Florida State fan/paramedic tried to convince me that Bobby Bowden was the greatest college football coach ever. My theories, that Bowden was a secret Klan member* and played in a wussy conference went unspoken, mostly because I didn't want the guy to put an air bubble in my IV. This is not how I thought my first official work physical would end up. Can you work weekends?

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The Goo Goo Muck: Grandma Adams

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The Goo Goo Muck. A good writer avoids using the personal pronoun I. Wednesday, May 27, 2015. I don't post much serious, sincere stuff on the internet whether here or on Facebook. People have enough problems, and I'd rather go for the funny than bum strangers out with whatever problems I'm having if I can't get some laughs out of them. The call this morning wasn't too much of a surprise, the last time I visited her she temporarily lost her hearing, so I had to write everything down for her. I was ups...

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The Goo Goo Muck: A Dedicated Follower of Fashion

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The Goo Goo Muck. A good writer avoids using the personal pronoun I. Wednesday, November 26, 2014. A Dedicated Follower of Fashion. Head Facebook guy Mark Zuckerberg was recently asked why he wears the same clothes all the time. He responded, "I feel like I'm not doing my job if I spend any of my energy on things that are silly or frivolous about my life.". Bullshit. You know who dresses for function? Old-school monks. Circus pinheads. That might be about it. And it's not like they're curing cancer or de...

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The Goo Goo Muck: July 2014

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The Goo Goo Muck. A good writer avoids using the personal pronoun I. Wednesday, July 23, 2014. Turn On Your Heartlight. What follows is a work of creative non-fiction. This conversation happened many times throughout the '90s, a decade when I was notoriously dumb. The setting could be a car, a room, a bar, anywhere I interacted with people. The other speaker can be male or female, or a group of both. Neil Diamond's hit "Heartlight" is playing. Let us proceed:. Person: "Hey, the E.T. P: "Are you insane?