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Mojo Nixon's Lyin' Cocksuckers - cause that's what politicians are
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Check out Lyin' Cocksuckers on RawDog Channel 104 Thursday's 11pm Eastern (8pm Western). August 14th topic: Return of Turd Talk. Call 866-4-RAWDOG at 11p Eastern on Thursdays to weigh in. Future guests (not sure when exactly they'll be on):. Who's a big anti-death penalty nutt -. From the del Fuegos. He's from the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame. VP of Education) and he'll be defending the Mamas and the Papas getting in there. Summary of the latest show. Gibby Haynes from the Butthole Surfers. Apologies for b...
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Willard's Garage: April 2007
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Sunday, April 22, 2007. Subway Fresh Fit 500- Phoenix, AZ, April 20, 2007. Sorry for any typos or grammatical errors guys. It's late, I'm lazy and about half cross-eyed. Enjoy your Sundays "off", try not to "do something constructive", and just lay on the couch and drink beer all day! But enough of that! There are kids starving the world over, it's shameful that I complain of such bounty at all! We really, really. Momentarily amused by his mayhem when Pee-Paw Schrader asked his spotter, "Who started that?
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Willard's Garage: August 2006
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Tuesday, August 29, 2006. The NASCAR Lavander Theory Continues. You know, if Kenseth wins a couple more races this year, I may change my tune, but for now all I have to say is, "At least it ain't Jimmie Fucking Johnson! I don't know why people hate him so - he's so lackluster, there's really nothing to hate. Except for his propensity to blame anyone and everyone else when he fucks up. Okay. That's a good enough reason. After hearing some of Kenseth's good natured ribbing over his radio at Bristol, I mist...
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Willard's Garage: September 2006
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Saturday, September 30, 2006. Jessica Horn -Busch Yellow Transportation 300, or More Reasons to Hate Kansas. I hate Kansas. I have my reasons and they're damn good ones. Saturday's Busch race there didn't do a thing to change my opinion. First of all, for reasons that aren't clear to me, Kansas Speedway managed to conspire in the wrecking and/or misfortune of every single driver from Virginia who participated in the race. NO STARS. EVER. The only stars you deserve are those sticky ones that you p...THE I...
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Willard's Garage: October 2006
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Sunday, October 29, 2006. Nextel Cup Race - Atlanta Motor Speedway 10/29/06 - December Radio. Jimmie Johnson didn't win! THE INVOCATION: Bill Brannon, Atlanta Motor Speedway Chaplain, who looked and sounded like a politician right down to mentioning the fine folks at Bass Pro Shops who help to pay his salary. That's NASCAR for ya. Even the preachers have sponsors they have to thank. THREE flickering STARS from Willard's Garage. Most impressive. Even the name is totaly bad ass. ONE STAR from Willard's bec...
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Willard's Garage: July 2007
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Monday, July 09, 2007. Rankin' Rob Takes on Daytona. Due to ill health and general malaise at Willard's Garage, our dear friend Rankin' Rob has graciously stepped in to relieve us our common tatering duties. Thanks, Rob! Roush looks strong for the second half. Edwards pushed McMurray to the win and good vibes for all, and Kenseth always lurks. I expect McMurray and possibly Kurt Busch to knock out some of the current top 12 before it's set. Speaking of Midwestern hard luck cases- Johnny Sauter keeps show...
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Willard's Garage: March 2007
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Tuesday, March 27, 2007. Food City 500 - Bristol, March 25, 2007. Streeeeeeeeeeeetch.) Ho hum. Oh me. Late start this week, eh? Busy day already at Willard's - had our first customer at 6:30am. Little Bavarian girl. Had a Honda Dream that needed work. Paid us in Deutcsche Marks er sumpin'. Heckuva nice gal, though. Guten Tag, to you too, Fraulein! So Bristol. Hm. Whazzit just us, or was it not quite as exciting in past years? And then right at the end - during the third encore, BAM! We got us a dog fight!
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Willard's Garage: May 2007
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Wednesday, May 16, 2007. Smoke, Hay-Pee and other random thoughts. Our good buddy and NASCAR liason Rankin' Rob came up with a couple of good ones I hadn't heard before- referring to Newman as "Ryandroid" especially tickled me. And then calling Kurt Busch "Boosh the Elder". "Boosh". Heh heh. I like it - first off, it sounds like "douche", and second it reminds me of the way hard-core Hoosiers pronounce "bush". He did clarify that it was not in the same way he "loved" Brittany Spears. Sorry if I'm misspel...
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