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kninsa & Shem: "Words are the physicians of the mind diseased" ~Aeschylus
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Friday, May 21, 2010. Words are the physicians of the mind diseased" Aeschylus. I would like to take some time to make a formal homage to my best newfound friend of the week. She is fun, and a fellow word-nerd like myself. Plus, she handled my ribbing with maturity and humor. And so it is with great linguistic fanfare that I share with her (and everyone else) my all-time favorite word: pip. The definitions are as endless as they are varied:. 1 one of the spots on dice, playing cards, or dominoes. May 21,...
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kninsa & Shem: "Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers?" ~Magneto
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Thursday, August 20, 2009. Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers? I have a theory. It is untested, but sound. I believe that women never. Want to know a man's answer to any. Question the women ask. Okay, "never" sounds a bit harsh - let's stick with "hardly ever." Which is a scientific term, yes. Or "Do you think Kathy Griffin is prettier than I am? But my favorite example of tricksy womanses asking questions simply to make us men believe we have a choice is the ever-dangerous "D...
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kninsa & Shem: "If men liked shopping, they'd call it research" ~Cynthia Nelms
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009. If men liked shopping, they'd call it research" Cynthia Nelms. When I first met Shem, she told me that she was an unusual woman in that she doesn't like to shop. I thought that was nice, because I don't like to shop either. A match made in heaven, right? Wrong So very, very wrong. And so of course I would go along, thinking no sweat, this should be some easy brownie points. Except for one small snag. I learned a valuable lesson today: it is against a woman's nature to buy th...
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kninsa & Shem: May 2009
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009. Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it" Russel Baker. Thursday, May 14, 2009. Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not an interior decorator" Bones. ish. I need help. I am a man. But that's not why I need help. I need help and. 160;I'm a man, not I need help because. 160;I'm a man. Two distinct thoughts, separated by punctuation. What I meant was. urgh. Okay, scratch that and start over. You'll have to look it up if you care enough. But I digress. Links are app...
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kninsa & Shem: "I've just had an apostrophe. Lightning...has just struck my brain" ~Smee
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Tuesday, December 15, 2009. I've just had an apostrophe. Lightning.has just struck my brain" Smee. I love horror. And no, I don't mean horror like coming home to find my house on fire - I mean the horror genre. Books, movies, campfire stories, you name it. Many people don't understand my adulation; they say to me "How can you watch that stuff? It gives me nightmares." The answer is that it gives me nightmares, too! As I wandered, weak and weary. Through the summer heat so dreary,. On my quest I went a-se...
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kninsa & Shem: "You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to"
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Thursday, November 19, 2009. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to". So last night, in an effort to show my undying love for my beautiful blushing bride, I said those famous last words: "No, we don't have to watch this awesome late-night horror movie - let's watch what you. And so Shem did. According to TLC, Say Yes to the Dress. A show about women trying on wedding dresses? She had lost TOO MUCH WEIGHT and it caused a crease! Now read the synopsis of the show we didn't. Watch: "Stra...
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kninsa & Shem: January 2010
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Thursday, January 14, 2010. I much prefer being a man. Women have to spend so much time pulling themselves together, and their shoes kill your feet" Lynne Carter. This blog post is a tribute to one of my favorite people of all time. I could have safely guessed that I own more shoes right now than in the last 16 years combined. But I don't own any snow boots and so, swallowing my pride, I discussed my need with Shem, and she agreed. Twelve pairs of shoes, and me asking for yet another! Le Tour de France.
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kninsa & Shem: November 2009
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Thursday, November 19, 2009. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to". So last night, in an effort to show my undying love for my beautiful blushing bride, I said those famous last words: "No, we don't have to watch this awesome late-night horror movie - let's watch what you. And so Shem did. According to TLC, Say Yes to the Dress. A show about women trying on wedding dresses? She had lost TOO MUCH WEIGHT and it caused a crease! Now read the synopsis of the show we didn't. Watch: "Stra...
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kninsa & Shem: October 2009
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009. Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world" Billy Shakespeare. So there's really no good way to take a quick picture of Halloween decorations. I mean, unless you have a kicking. Oh, and if you want to hear something catchy, listen to this little ditty. Tuesday, October 20, 2009. Successful polygamy depends upon pretending to each spouse that she is the only pebble on your beach" David Ogilvy. If this is wh...
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kninsa & Shem: May 2011
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Thursday, May 26, 2011. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it" W.C. Fields. Well, now that I've had a year sabbatical, I'm taking another stab at blogging. I've learned and grown much about blogging/facebook/twitter/etc in the last year, and I've decided that serious blogs are for SAHMs and people with interesting things to say. I have nothing interesting to say. Http:/ kninsa.blogspot.com/. Thanks for all the support. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
