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Shmoozel Cards: Shmoozel Cards
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Created by Shmoozel Leemanov. Here is a card I gave out to the whole CGI NY 5775. With the Night Activity Song. Here are cards I gave out to the whole CGI Florida 5774. With the comedy songs on them. Here are cards I gave out to the whole Chayolei Hamelech 5773. With the comedy songs on them. Here are cards I gave out to my bunk in CGI Montreal 5772. With the comedy songs on them. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Stories - JStorytime.com.
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Comedy songs (Drafts): Reveille tapes
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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. Two reveille tapes I made for summer 5773 in Camp Chayolei Hamelech:. Lyrics from the song on the 9 days reveille tape 2 minutes in:. It's another beautiful day, here in camp Chayolei. So get up right away, and Modeh Ani say X2. Oh, it's time to get out of bed. Oh, make sure you don't hit your head. Oh don't drink your Negel Vasser bowl. If you do, say Shehakol X2. א בחור אין זאל.
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Comedy songs (Drafts): Dorm Counselor
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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. TTTO Neshomole (Abie Rotenberg). Come with me, dear Bochur'el, let me make you understand. You must walk away, no matter the weather, to the dorm Yeshiva is banned. Come with me, dear Bochur'el, don't ignore away, do as you're told. There's a dorm counselor waiting for you to go today, you're to be in the dorm, right away. But dorm counselor. No! I don't want to go. I don't want to go.
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Comedy songs (Drafts): Maggid Shiur
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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. Tell me please, is it true what they say. I will get it over my Kup, if I don’t learn each day. And I heard that your pen, is your number one mate. And you use it to mark us, each time that we’re late. My friends told me מגיד שיעור. Will you tell me the same. That if I fail a single test, I will feel all the pain. I will fry, I will cry, far away, in the sky. Tell me why מגיד שיעור.
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Comedy songs (Drafts): Mattress
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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. TTTO All you need is a story (The Golden Crown). All you need is a mattress, a wonderful mattress. There's so many kinds you can choose. Memory foam, and the ones that are blown. Whatever it is you can snooze. Written in YLC 5773. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Stories - JStorytime.com. א בחור אין זאל. I'm a Bum Bum Bum. Camp Chayolei Hamelech Comedy Song Color War 5773. Chayole...
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Comedy songs (Drafts): Bunk Chof's Cheer Gan Israel Montreal 5772
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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. Bunk Chof's Cheer Gan Israel Montreal 5772. We’re bunk Chof, we’re really tough. We’re takeh made from the best stuff. Just take a look, gib nur ein kuk. You’ll see that we’re above. Yes we’re bunk Chof, we said enough. And what we said is nisht kein bluff. We can’t thank all you enough far di greene stuff. Bashing crashing dashing clashing. Bunk Chof’s cheer is totally smashing.
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Comedy songs (Drafts): Camp Chayolei Hamelech Comedy Song Color War 5773
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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. Camp Chayolei Hamelech Comedy Song Color War 5773. TTTO The Big Event. Chorus (sung between each paragraph):. Mendy Turen is horse oh no! Spaghetti is the main course oh no! I lost my Shmoyonke oh no! I never could see night activity! Every morning I can’t hear a thing. The bunkhouse speakers are blasting. I sleep through the whole beginning. The only part I know is the ending. That&...
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Comedy songs (Drafts): Masmidim
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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. My socks are filled with rocks. My pants is full of ants. My shirt is full of dirt. And my Clothes have many holes. Mommy please help me. The Masmidim came and raided my bunk. I’m all alone dear Mommy. Written in Oholei Torah 5772. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Stories - JStorytime.com. א בחור אין זאל. I'm a Bum Bum Bum. Camp Chayolei Hamelech Comedy Song Color War 5773. Chayol...
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Comedy songs (Drafts): Yeshivas Cincinnati
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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. TTTO Upside-down (Megilas Lester). Can’t believe how messed up this place has gotten. Seems to just get worse the more I try. I’m barely alive, there’s nothing to eat, it’s all really insane. The only Shliach for Shiur Aleph is Mordechai. Can’t believe how incorrect it’s gotten. Topsy-turvy nothing’s going right. Now some kid takes all my supper, how can this be? Written in YLC 5774.
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Comedy songs (Drafts): Spelt
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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. TTTO Gelt - Lipa. They’re always told. Never have bread that has mold. And they’re right, listen to them, otherwise you will get hurt. Then they you meet. A piece of bread they will not eat. They would rather sit on the ground eating up the dirt. You try to explain. The bread is plain. There’s nothing wrong, don’t be insane. They’re always eating spelt,. A stomachache they felt.
