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Comedy songs (Drafts): Reveille tapes
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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. Two reveille tapes I made for summer 5773 in Camp Chayolei Hamelech:. Lyrics from the song on the 9 days reveille tape 2 minutes in:. It's another beautiful day, here in camp Chayolei. So get up right away, and Modeh Ani say X2. Oh, it's time to get out of bed. Oh, make sure you don't hit your head. Oh don't drink your Negel Vasser bowl. If you do, say Shehakol X2. א בחור אין זאל.
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Comedy songs (Drafts): Dorm Counselor
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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. TTTO Neshomole (Abie Rotenberg). Come with me, dear Bochur'el, let me make you understand. You must walk away, no matter the weather, to the dorm Yeshiva is banned. Come with me, dear Bochur'el, don't ignore away, do as you're told. There's a dorm counselor waiting for you to go today, you're to be in the dorm, right away. But dorm counselor. No! I don't want to go. I don't want to go.
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Comedy songs (Drafts): Maggid Shiur
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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. Tell me please, is it true what they say. I will get it over my Kup, if I don’t learn each day. And I heard that your pen, is your number one mate. And you use it to mark us, each time that we’re late. My friends told me מגיד שיעור. Will you tell me the same. That if I fail a single test, I will feel all the pain. I will fry, I will cry, far away, in the sky. Tell me why מגיד שיעור.
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Comedy songs (Drafts): Mattress
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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. TTTO All you need is a story (The Golden Crown). All you need is a mattress, a wonderful mattress. There's so many kinds you can choose. Memory foam, and the ones that are blown. Whatever it is you can snooze. Written in YLC 5773. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Stories - JStorytime.com. א בחור אין זאל. I'm a Bum Bum Bum. Camp Chayolei Hamelech Comedy Song Color War 5773. Chayole...
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Comedy songs: Camp Songs
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Collected (but not written) by Shmoozel Leemanov. TTTO A small cup of wine. They mispronounce words, they've got the tune wrong. About half the kids aren't singing along. It's the worst performance that I've ever heard. I'm standing here looking absurd. There is a kid over there, picking his ear. And that one looks like he's not really all here. It took me three day, to decide on the words. What a waste of time for these nerds. The trouble with camp songs, I have to admit. Or too few at a time. TTTO Kula...
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Comedy songs: Oholei Torah Theme song
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Collected (but not written) by Shmoozel Leemanov. Oholei Torah Theme song. TTTO יפרח בימיו צדיק. From Hachnoso L’Cheder until I’m fully grown. I’m proud this school’s the one I call my own. Our hallways are filled with Chayus and with song. Al Taharas Hakodesh is what makes us strong. 12345 Oholei Torah is alive. Just look at our faces as we all arrive. We’re ready to learn and as we step inside. We feel the Rebbe standing as our guide. We’re right across from 770. And from when we start our day. Its sup...
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Comedy songs (Drafts): Bunk Chof's Cheer Gan Israel Montreal 5772
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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. Bunk Chof's Cheer Gan Israel Montreal 5772. We’re bunk Chof, we’re really tough. We’re takeh made from the best stuff. Just take a look, gib nur ein kuk. You’ll see that we’re above. Yes we’re bunk Chof, we said enough. And what we said is nisht kein bluff. We can’t thank all you enough far di greene stuff. Bashing crashing dashing clashing. Bunk Chof’s cheer is totally smashing.
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Comedy songs (Drafts): Camp Chayolei Hamelech Comedy Song Color War 5773
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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. Camp Chayolei Hamelech Comedy Song Color War 5773. TTTO The Big Event. Chorus (sung between each paragraph):. Mendy Turen is horse oh no! Spaghetti is the main course oh no! I lost my Shmoyonke oh no! I never could see night activity! Every morning I can’t hear a thing. The bunkhouse speakers are blasting. I sleep through the whole beginning. The only part I know is the ending. That&...
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Comedy songs (Drafts): Yeshivas Cincinnati
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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. TTTO Upside-down (Megilas Lester). Can’t believe how messed up this place has gotten. Seems to just get worse the more I try. I’m barely alive, there’s nothing to eat, it’s all really insane. The only Shliach for Shiur Aleph is Mordechai. Can’t believe how incorrect it’s gotten. Topsy-turvy nothing’s going right. Now some kid takes all my supper, how can this be? Written in YLC 5774.
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Comedy songs (Drafts): Spelt
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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. TTTO Gelt - Lipa. They’re always told. Never have bread that has mold. And they’re right, listen to them, otherwise you will get hurt. Then they you meet. A piece of bread they will not eat. They would rather sit on the ground eating up the dirt. You try to explain. The bread is plain. There’s nothing wrong, don’t be insane. They’re always eating spelt,. A stomachache they felt.
