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Shmoozel Cards: Shmoozel Cards
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Created by Shmoozel Leemanov. Here is a card I gave out to the whole CGI NY 5775. With the Night Activity Song. Here are cards I gave out to the whole CGI Florida 5774. With the comedy songs on them. Here are cards I gave out to the whole Chayolei Hamelech 5773. With the comedy songs on them. Here are cards I gave out to my bunk in CGI Montreal 5772. With the comedy songs on them. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Stories - JStorytime.com.
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Comedy songs: Camp Songs
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Collected (but not written) by Shmoozel Leemanov. TTTO A small cup of wine. They mispronounce words, they've got the tune wrong. About half the kids aren't singing along. It's the worst performance that I've ever heard. I'm standing here looking absurd. There is a kid over there, picking his ear. And that one looks like he's not really all here. It took me three day, to decide on the words. What a waste of time for these nerds. The trouble with camp songs, I have to admit. Or too few at a time. TTTO Kula...
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Comedy songs: Oholei Torah Theme song
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Collected (but not written) by Shmoozel Leemanov. Oholei Torah Theme song. TTTO יפרח בימיו צדיק. From Hachnoso L’Cheder until I’m fully grown. I’m proud this school’s the one I call my own. Our hallways are filled with Chayus and with song. Al Taharas Hakodesh is what makes us strong. 12345 Oholei Torah is alive. Just look at our faces as we all arrive. We’re ready to learn and as we step inside. We feel the Rebbe standing as our guide. We’re right across from 770. And from when we start our day. Its sup...
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Comedy songs: No more than 4
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Collected (but not written) by Shmoozel Leemanov. No more than 4. The Lubavitcher Rebbi demands from us all. Not to drink more than four shots of alcohol. It makes no difference the day or the time. You ain't gonna be no Chossid of mine. On Tahalucha that we do go. I don't want your face to show. Cause you don't know how to be. A Chossid of Dor Hashvi'i. So the next time you're at a Farbrengen. No more than four of that gin. When you're at your friends Sholom Zachor. Stay away from that bartender. TTTO A...
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Comedy songs: Detroit
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Collected (but not written) by Shmoozel Leemanov. TTTO Der Torah (Yom Tov Erlich). איז דער מלאך געפלויגען ווייטער אהין. ער איז געקומען אין מישיגין. די דעטרויטערס די תורה ווייזט ער. און פרעגט צו א בעל'ן איז ווער. זאגט מען צו אים דו פאטס דו שמאק. ווייסט אונז פריער וואס איר טראגט. זאגט זיי דער מלאך ודברת בם. אין לערנען זאלט איר טאן. זאגן זיי ניין האלט עס אליין. דו ווייסט נישט כאלערע וואו צו גיין. איך לערן דא די בחורים אין ישיבה אליין. אז ליידיק דארף מען גיין יע. ניין ניין האלט עס אליין. Gather the nation ga...
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Comedy songs: Big Personality
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Collected (but not written) by Shmoozel Leemanov. Thursday night, pull up to my old spot. Reminiscing the aroma of that baked Cholent pot. What's a man to do, to put a stop to eatin' all the soul food. Keineina Hara Pu Pu Pu. I ain't wasteful but my pants their full of ways. All that soul food still missin' it's days. Tryin' to save face, but not my soul. Cause I'm losin' for autism as ya already know. Droppin' pound after pound is my diet philosophy. Lose a lot of weight but keep my big personality.
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Comedy songs: Gonna Lose4Autism - Lyrics
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Collected (but not written) by Shmoozel Leemanov. Gonna Lose4Autism - Lyrics. It's supper time again, tummy growlin'. Drivin' in my car, out for food prowlin'. Orderin' the whole menu's what I tell the waiter. You know I'm overweight, the diet can wait for later. Ten appetizers later, waiter comes up says yo. Do you want your usual, a large diet coke. Man I feel good I don't do the sugar sodas. The walk back to my car will fill my exercise quota. I do my shoppin' at the big and tall shop. Wholewheat Chal...
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Comedy songs: The white man
http://comedysong.blogspot.com/2014/12/the-white-man.html
Collected (but not written) by Shmoozel Leemanov. TTTO The ninth man. When we were young gang members stabbing whites since 65. We were known throughout the city as the gang from the east side. In school we always bullied, a. Ll we did was stab and play. No white kids ever lasted long they all just died away. White kids tried to join our gang each and every day. We just beat them until they ran quite far the other way. And all we liked to do all night. Is start another fight. No more did we stay all night.
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Comedy songs: Riding on my bicycle (Suki and Ding safety video)
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Collected (but not written) by Shmoozel Leemanov. Riding on my bicycle (Suki and Ding safety video). It's me I'm Mike. And I would like. To tell you all about your bike. A bicycle can be fun and games. Doin' Mitzvos like Kibbud Av Va'eim. Oh, riding on my bicycle's my favorite thing to do. And the rules that make it safe are only just a few. So when you're riding with your friends and having lots of fun. Just remember these golden rules and you'll be number one. How to pick the perfect size. Say you litt...
