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The Return of.... El Torro Salutes: August 2012
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The Return of. El Torro Salutes. Tuesday, August 28, 2012. I was driving the QE2 today. Windows down, sun shining in, the Fuzz nowhere in sight and I was transported to a summer gone by when I was at my grandparent's farm in Manitoba. I think I was about 13 or 14 years old, my cousins were 2 and 4 years older than me. We were stuck in hell. And that summed it up. When I look back on it I can still feel the palpable boredom and distain at being on this secluded farm. Usually it did not. Eventually we got ...
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I Said No H!: January 2012
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I Said No H! Monday, January 30, 2012. What we have here is a failure to communicate. I read something that may or may not have been related to my previous poem, and it was not flattering. Since I thought I had one whole reader, I am going to assume it was a coincidence. If it was not a coincidence, well, there is a definite mis-communication which I am going to do my best to address once I get my thoughts together. So without furthur ado. I am a grown up. But sometimes take time,. Before I will speak.
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I Said No H!: Exercise is bad for you
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I Said No H! Tuesday, June 19, 2012. Exercise is bad for you. As my legs turn to muscle,. My mind turns to mush. I forgot how to write poems,. But I have a hard tush. My body looks hot,. But my poem-writing skills. Appear to be shot. 19 June, 2012 11:12. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Welcome to my little blog. And then I will post it here,. For my BFF to see. If you like what you read,. Please leave a word or two,. If you think my poems suck,. Then I say.*ACHOO*. View my complete profile.
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The Return of.... El Torro Salutes: Jiminy Crickets
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The Return of. El Torro Salutes. Tuesday, December 25, 2012. I can hear a cricket chirping. No, I am NOT in some warm climate, camping by a creek. I am in my house, post-holiday turkey dinner, it is minus 4,000 outside and a bloody cricket is chirping. You see, Lenny the lizard is growing up and he requires more food. So we began buying the ‘large’ crickets. The reason that they are larger is because they are older and when they get older, some sprout wings. What the hell and why me? The poor thing was t...
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The Return of.... El Torro Salutes: October 2012
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The Return of. El Torro Salutes. Monday, October 15, 2012. Once upon a time I went to Maui. It was such an adventure for me. I had never travelled any great distance by myself. Prior trips I had made were with The Husband or friends. But one day I got on a plane, by myself and went West. I landed in complete darkness and was immediately assaulted by the humidity of Maui. It took my breath away. I was in heaven. I easily found my luggage and made my way to the car rental. When I got back I fell asleep hard.
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The Return of.... El Torro Salutes: Fresh
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The Return of. El Torro Salutes. Friday, September 7, 2012. It has been an interesting couple of days. Two notable things happened this week. Leonard got new skin and I took a chance. This morning as I was walking by Lenny the Lizard’s cage I tossed over the usual “Good Morning Leonard”. Out of the corner of my eye I thought he had two heads. As it turns out he was shedding his skin and the two headed effect was a result of the cracking of the old skin off of his head. Not only does this sale mean The Bo...
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The Return of.... El Torro Salutes: The Tree
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The Return of. El Torro Salutes. Thursday, November 29, 2012. I picked up the Christmas tree tonight. We have always had real tree. I like the ‘charlie brown’ style, full of holes and usually missing a limb or two. This year’s edition is nearly 8 feet high, I had to break off part of the top as our ceilings are not that high. It is sure to be a beauty tho. Generally, I am the one who decorates the tree. On my tree you will find a mishmash of ornaments. The lights go on first. I wish they knew my kids.
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The Return of.... El Torro Salutes: January 2013
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The Return of. El Torro Salutes. Sunday, January 6, 2013. My new blog is here:. Http:/ toastandgems.wordpress.com/. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. On the road to Ironman. Because all the cool kids are doing it. Victoria Half-Marathon, October 12, 2014. What happens when my Mom babysits. Watermark template. Powered by Blogger.
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I Said No H!: May 2012
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I Said No H! Thursday, May 17, 2012. Days so warm, so bright and sunny,. No time to write stuff that is funny. Tuesday, May 8, 2012. Want to punch things,. Instead I munch things,. Monday, May 7, 2012. Could it finally be spring! Sunday, May 6, 2012. Poor little blog, so neglected. Sits here feeling so dejected. Author busy, has no time,. To craft a quick amusing rhyme. Kid has been sick, rash and fever,. I cut my finger with a cleaver. Ok, the cleaver part is fake. I also had no time to bake.
